Glad they schooled you on the 'cleansing itself. And like I tell people (in my head when they look at my pads on the counter for purchase), I'd rather be buying pads than pampers...HUMPH!!!!
Breezy
· 10 months ago
this is a cute post! me likey on a random note, my homeboy used to tell me he prefered a girl with a hairy cooch. he said he could "do some things" with that..i thought that was gross..
SugarTits
· 10 months ago
Damn Xilla, why she gotta get spat on??
LMAO
Love the desert pic with an ocean in thebackground.............nicey.
ChucksFavorite
· 10 months ago
I'm sooo feeling you on the "monthly" tip.....i would love to be able to not have to spend that one week without any!
sexyma078
· 10 months ago
lol at the whole post but you are definately on point with it....yes ladies keep it bare all year round sweaty balls smell should only come from balls not punaine...I've NEVER been accused of the dryness factor...in fact i used to get the ooh you to wet excuse until my husband built up his tolerance...but I ask the guys out there more foreplay doesn't help the situation....God bless kiegel exercises i pushed out twins and have a gina like a 18 year old!!! (even though the way youngins go now days that might not be an accurate description)
Split Personality Productions
· 10 months ago
I hate you for that picture of that DESERT lol!
As far as your comment about the clean up after the monthly...stop it!
Every woman's body and monthly is different. Some have there cycle for 2 days some have it for the entire 7, how ever....waiting a few days until the spotting session is over is highly recommended or you will end up on BLOGXILLA being put on blast!
I agree with this entire post bro, but try t be more sensitive to a woman & her "va-jj"... some of you brothers have come up short on the smells...don't let me start.
Deuces!
ThatchickNik
· 10 months ago
"I feel sorry for you ladies." <----- Awww, shucks. Thanks Xilla. Im glad some men feel our pain. Damn that Eve!
BooKoo
· 10 months ago
Is that Ben's Chilli Bowl on U St?
you're a dumbass
· 10 months ago
you are complete tool. i hope "a cloud of pussy funk" follows you around you misogynistic pig.
p.s. when women "bleed" nothing is being cleansed. open a book.
BlogXilla
· 10 months ago
LMAO!! I'm sorry if the smell issue touched you in a wrong way. How I was taught, my health teacher explained to me that the vagina cleans itself by getting rid of the dead egg and starting the whole cycle over again... so it just stuck and to get rid of a dead or dying egg... is cleaning to me. If you want to get technical
The menstrual cycle is under the control of the endocrine system and is necessary for reproduction. It may be divided into several phases: menstruation, the follicular phase, and the luteal phase.[2] Ovulation defines the transition from the follicular phase to the luteal phase. Counted from the first day of menstrual flow, the length of each phase varies from woman to woman and cycle to cycle. The average cycle's length is 28 days.[2] Hormonal contraception interferes with these normal hormonal changes with the aim of preventing reproduction.
but that wouldn't have been great in a blog... now would it?
Smiley
· 10 months ago
LOL, your a good sport. My friend and I were just busting your chops because the word cleansing kind of got to us. LoL.
BlogXilla
· 10 months ago
LMAO!! I'm just saying why i gotta be doomed to stinky stuff for the rest of my life! That's not good! lol I don't want the fishy woo woo!! lol
DC_REALEST
· 10 months ago
school em xilla...
Ms. Anonymous
· 10 months ago
I like you
Smiley
· 10 months ago
The once a week bleeding isn't really cleansing as much as unused eggs that weren't fertilized. Not to get all technical but clean-up is just not the word I would use.
MsJ
· 10 months ago
lol@that comeback...copy & paste is a muthafukka
BlogXilla
· 10 months ago
LMAO!! I'm laughing really hard right now!! lol I thought it was pretty cool. I mean why open a book when you can copy and paste right? And besides I don't really wanna know why a woman bleeds.. i just know they get cramps and they be all hurt and on the couch!! I don't want my boo to have to go through that and I don't wanna not have sex for that time.
HAHA
· 10 months ago
I'm sorry Xilla, you should know why a woman bleeds and it's far from "cleansing". I thought as a sex expert, you should know some basic stuff like that.
babydoll
· 10 months ago
That is so fucking hilarious. Me and my boo had talked about a wild ass sex session for v-day, my period came that morning and I was in soooo much pain, and it was really cute cause he sounded so concerned with me having cramps, being hurt, laying on the damn couch. Why women when they cramping always be on the couch?!? lol. That was too cute that you wrote that... Oh and he was PISSED that he couldn't get none for vday, but he was nice about it....
Spice36
· 10 months ago
MY GOODNESS!!! Y'all got me crying over here! Tuna fish and bacon bits?!?!?! That shit is crazy funny! Keep Bangin.
SaTownHoney
· 10 months ago
I agree with all of this...especially the make your shit look nice part..I just got my first full Brazilian Friday and might I say, I feel like Ms Pretty Pussy lol! It is a whole new look that I am loving and so low maintenance. Ladies, if you haven't had one...Get It! It's expensive, but worth it if u ask me. Also, yes...it should NEVER have a foul odor. That really means, stop screwing and go to the doc ASAP! lol
Dizz
· 10 months ago
OUCH (in my E.T. voice)
jO
· 10 months ago
LOL@ the E.T. voice!
Ness
· 10 months ago
I just want to clear one comment up....we bleed 7days a month NOT b/c the vjj is cleaning itself...but b/c it's not pregnant.
When the egg implants itself on the uterine wall and there's no sperm that penetrated it, then the lining sheds and that's what we ladies call "getting our period" :)
Discharge is what cleans our vjj's :)
Just had to put that out there :)
J. Lewis
· 10 months ago
wow...thanks for clearing that up. I feel smart now lol.
Ness
· 10 months ago
R u being a smart ass J. L?...lol
J. Lewis
· 10 months ago
no i was being serious...they don't teach that in sex ed
Ness
· 10 months ago
Oh okay...lol
DC_REALEST
· 10 months ago
don't want to sound "ignorant" but if discharge cleans out the vjj's....where/how do women get yeast/bladder infections?
is the smell aways b/c of a discharge?
Dizz
· 10 months ago
Yeast infections are very common: three out of four women have at least one during their lives. What causes vaginal yeast infections? Candida yeast normally live in the vagina. But certain conditions set up an ideal environment for the yeast to "overgrow" -- out of its normal balance -- causing a yeast infection.
What Puts You at Risk for a Yeast Infection?
Antibiotics. Taking antibiotics is one of the most common causes of a vaginal yeast infection. Antibiotics and some other medications change the level of bacteria and other organisms in the vagina -- such as the bacteria lactobacillus acidophilus, which normally helps keep yeast cells under control. Medications can also change the acidity, called the "Ph balance," in the vagina, allowing yeast to overgrow. Pregnancy. Pregnant women have high levels of estrogen, which can cause a yeast infection during pregnancy. Other changes in hormone levels. Taking hormone replacement therapy or birth control pills changes the balance of hormones in the body, especially estrogen and progesterone. Just as in pregnancy, higher estrogen levels can cause yeast infections. Some women find they're more likely to get yeast infections at specific times in their menstrual cycles. Diabetes. Poorly managed diabetes -- letting blood sugar levels get too high -- can lead to yeast infections. The yeast flourish on excess glucose in the body. A weakened immune system. Having a condition that weakens the immune system, such as HIV or AIDS, can prevent the body from fighting off a yeast infection. Some women find that being overly stressed or having a cold or flu, which already taxes the immune system, can raise their risk of a yeast infection. Douching upsets the natural balance of yeast and bacteria that lives in the vagina and kills off some of the healthy bacteria that normally prevent yeast from overgrowing. Having an occasional yeast infection is an uncomfortable, though rarely serious, problem.
What Are Bladder Infections? Bladder infections are known as cystitis or inflammation of the bladder. They are common in women but very rare in men. About 20% of all women get at least one bladder infection at some time in their lives. However, a man's chance of getting cystitis increases as he ages due to in part to an increase in prostate size.
Doctors aren't sure exactly why women have many more bladder infections than men. They suspect it may be because women have a shorter urethra, the tube that carries urine out of the bladder. This relatively short passageway -- only about an inch and a half long -- makes it easier for bacteria to find their way into the bladder. Also, the opening to a woman's urethra lies close to both the vagina and the anus. That makes it easier for bacteria from those areas to get into the urinary tract.
Bladder infections are not serious if treated right away. But they tend to come back in some people. This can lead to kidney infections, which are more serious and may result in permanent kidney damage. So it's very important to treat the underlying causes of a bladder infection and to take preventive steps to keep them from coming back.
In elderly people, bladder infections are often difficult to diagnose. The symptoms are less specific and are frequently blamed on aging. Older people who suddenly become incontinent or who begin acting lethargic or confused should be checked by a doctor for a bladder infection.
What Causes Them? Most bladder infections are caused by various strains of E. coli, bacteria that normally live in the gut.
Women sometimes get bladder infections after sex. Vaginal intercourse makes it easier for bacteria to reach the bladder through the urethra. Some women contract the infection -- dubbed "honeymoon cystitis" -- almost every time they have sex. Women who use a diaphragm as their primary method of birth control are also particularly susceptible to bladder infections, perhaps because the device presses on the bladder and keeps it from emptying completely. Bacteria then rapidly reproduce in the stagnant urine left in the bladder. Pregnant women, whose bladders become compressed as the fetus grows, are also prone to infections. Use of condoms and use of spermicides also increase the risk of urinary tract infections.
Bladder infections can be quite uncomfortable and potentially serious. But for most women, they clear up quickly and are relatively harmless if treated.
In men, a bladder infection is almost always a symptom of an underlying disorder and is generally a cause for concern. Often it indicates the presence of an obstruction that is interfering with the urinary tract. Some studies have shown that uncircumcised boys are at risk of contracting a bladder infection during their first year of life possibly because bacteria may collect under the foreskin.
In recent years, more and more bladder infections come from two sexually transmitted bacteria: chlamydia and mycoplasma.
Home and hospital use of catheters -- tubes inserted into the bladder to empty it -- can also lead to infection.
Some people develop symptoms of a bladder infection when no infection actually exists. Termed interstitial cystitis, this is usually benign but difficult to treat
Odor is usually a sign of a bigger problem, yeast infection, bactirial vaginosis, std.
Ness
· 10 months ago
In MY opinion: Women get yeast/ bladder (a.k.a U.T.I) b/c their vjj's chemical balance is off. I recently discovered that some females can get a U.T.I b/c when we use public bathrooms, we NEVER sit down...we're always squating over the toilette which doesn't allow us to relax our muscles and it causes a build up.
Also, females get yeast infections b/c of certain food that they eat. They can also get a Y.I b/c of douching b/c the douch takes away the good bacteria.
Discharge (or should I say cleaning discharge) shouldn't have a smell. If a female has discharge & it has a smell it might be something more serious & she needs to see her GYN.
Janee
· 10 months ago
i refuse to get rid of the hair..period..i will trim it and neatin it when its called for but i will never rid of it..did once but it hurt omin bac and my gina looked like a naked mole rat...ok not that digusting but i could not stand lookin at it without thinking something was missing...and plus not many men i talked to were willing to rid of there taco meat so neither would I
LonelyHeartsClub
· 10 months ago
Ok I'm usually a lurker but for this one here I had to comment. I know a female, she used to be an acquaintance of mine. I've known her for a few years and she's always had snatch problems. The one that sticks to my brain is when she admitted she was smelling like "HOT GARBAGE". I was disgusted but told her she needed to see a gyno cause to smell like garbage means you have a bacterial infection. She waited a few days and still was having sex. She said after sex the smell was worse but she couldnt turn her baby father down because he would give her a speech as to why she should have sex with him. A week goes by and she finally goes to the doctor cause she was dripping and the odor was awful. Not to mention she has not one but two gifts that keeps on giving (herpes and warts) and every other week she always has a yeast infection. I can only imagine how terrible her panties smell after a long day.
Dizz
· 10 months ago
I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit...ewww.
KenK
· 10 months ago
Lord knows there were a few times where my girlfriend at the time and I would make plans for "business time", only to have our hopes dashed when she ended up having to buy tampons.
Thankfully, I've never had a pussy smell bad on me. And as long as the girl don't got no damn "70s bush", I can tolerate hair. . . .until it makes for a skinky sitcheeation!!
DC_REALEST
· 10 months ago
personally, i like the "hairy puss", dry is no good. as far as cleanliness...thats MAJOR. you know back in grade school -that girls who smelled like "FISH" always got clowned. so just make sure you wash ya trap twice a day...and don't forget to brush/floss.
as for us fellas...we need just need keep da sack clean n fresh.
this is a post to be revisited later....GOOD POST XILLA
Blacksand
· 10 months ago
I prefer short hair. But then again, as long as her femininity is well kept and smells fresh I am all in it. And being that I can lick the bottom of my chin I am really in it. That is true about the grade school comment. Two or three times a day depending on your level of activity please!
I believe in always staying fresh. If I take the time to stay fresh my partner should too... Your on point Xilla.
nynikki
· 10 months ago
Chicks in grade school smelling like fish?! Damn I really am old. When I was in grade school my friends and I smelled like candy, LOL; too busy enjoying childhood!
Buzzy
· 10 months ago
In my opinion only a prepubescent girl should have a hairless vagina....when men say they like it bare it always creeps me out....escpecially because I have young daughters....YIKES! I think a woman should trim her vagina hair, but to shave it is creepy!
And women should be revered for menstruating.....it means they can still give LIFE! If a man truly loves a woman he should make sure she's given extra attention during this time, because it means she can still give him babies.
DC_REALEST
· 10 months ago
iight, thanks Diz n Ness for schooling me.
Streetz
· 10 months ago
This blog is hilarious! I must say, that my #1 request is for no Odor. I can take the occasional Bush, hell Id bring my clippers if need be. There was one girl who I swear I could grab her coochie hair in my hand and it was like havin Buckwheat in a chokehold, but it was excelente so I didnt trip(much)
Coochie odor is unacceptable. Even seein fish n bacon bits made me throw up in my mouth. Ladies, theres NOTHING wrong with goign to the bathroom to once over before we go in, but if that smell hits me like a vaginal sucker punch, I put on my pants, give you the head nod, and take my happy ass HOME!
buy Diflucan
· 8 months ago
Diflucan (fluconazole) for Vaginal Yeast Infection: I must say that the pill worked well in doing it's job to clear the yeast infection. But, I went through horrible side effects. Continuous irritation of the vaginal area. I think I was just allergic to the medication! But for everyone else, thumbs up! That's if you are not allergic to it.
All Comments
This post is a classic.
Glad they schooled you on the 'cleansing itself. And like I tell people (in my head when they look at my pads on the counter for purchase), I'd rather be buying pads than pampers...HUMPH!!!!
on a random note, my homeboy used to tell me he prefered a girl with a hairy cooch. he said he could "do some things" with that..i thought that was gross..
LMAO
Love the desert pic with an ocean in thebackground.............nicey.
As far as your comment about the clean up after the monthly...stop it!
Every woman's body and monthly is different. Some have there cycle for 2 days some have it for the entire 7, how ever....waiting a few days until the spotting session is over is highly recommended or you will end up on BLOGXILLA being put on blast!
I agree with this entire post bro, but try t be more sensitive to a woman & her "va-jj"... some of you brothers have come up short on the smells...don't let me start.
Deuces!
p.s. when women "bleed" nothing is being cleansed. open a book.
The menstrual cycle is under the control of the endocrine system and is necessary for reproduction. It may be divided into several phases: menstruation, the follicular phase, and the luteal phase.[2] Ovulation defines the transition from the follicular phase to the luteal phase. Counted from the first day of menstrual flow, the length of each phase varies from woman to woman and cycle to cycle. The average cycle's length is 28 days.[2] Hormonal contraception interferes with these normal hormonal changes with the aim of preventing reproduction.
but that wouldn't have been great in a blog... now would it?
When the egg implants itself on the uterine wall and there's no sperm that penetrated it, then the lining sheds and that's what we ladies call "getting our period" :)
Discharge is what cleans our vjj's :)
Just had to put that out there :)
is the smell aways b/c of a discharge?
What Puts You at Risk for a Yeast Infection?
Antibiotics. Taking antibiotics is one of the most common causes of a vaginal yeast infection. Antibiotics and some other medications change the level of bacteria and other organisms in the vagina -- such as the bacteria lactobacillus acidophilus, which normally helps keep yeast cells under control. Medications can also change the acidity, called the "Ph balance," in the vagina, allowing yeast to overgrow.
Pregnancy. Pregnant women have high levels of estrogen, which can cause a yeast infection during pregnancy.
Other changes in hormone levels. Taking hormone replacement therapy or birth control pills changes the balance of hormones in the body, especially estrogen and progesterone. Just as in pregnancy, higher estrogen levels can cause yeast infections. Some women find they're more likely to get yeast infections at specific times in their menstrual cycles.
Diabetes. Poorly managed diabetes -- letting blood sugar levels get too high -- can lead to yeast infections. The yeast flourish on excess glucose in the body.
A weakened immune system. Having a condition that weakens the immune system, such as HIV or AIDS, can prevent the body from fighting off a yeast infection. Some women find that being overly stressed or having a cold or flu, which already taxes the immune system, can raise their risk of a yeast infection.
Douching upsets the natural balance of yeast and bacteria that lives in the vagina and kills off some of the healthy bacteria that normally prevent yeast from overgrowing.
Having an occasional yeast infection is an uncomfortable, though rarely serious, problem.
What Are Bladder Infections?
Bladder infections are known as cystitis or inflammation of the bladder. They are common in women but very rare in men. About 20% of all women get at least one bladder infection at some time in their lives. However, a man's chance of getting cystitis increases as he ages due to in part to an increase in prostate size.
Doctors aren't sure exactly why women have many more bladder infections than men. They suspect it may be because women have a shorter urethra, the tube that carries urine out of the bladder. This relatively short passageway -- only about an inch and a half long -- makes it easier for bacteria to find their way into the bladder. Also, the opening to a woman's urethra lies close to both the vagina and the anus. That makes it easier for bacteria from those areas to get into the urinary tract.
Bladder infections are not serious if treated right away. But they tend to come back in some people. This can lead to kidney infections, which are more serious and may result in permanent kidney damage. So it's very important to treat the underlying causes of a bladder infection and to take preventive steps to keep them from coming back.
In elderly people, bladder infections are often difficult to diagnose. The symptoms are less specific and are frequently blamed on aging. Older people who suddenly become incontinent or who begin acting lethargic or confused should be checked by a doctor for a bladder infection.
What Causes Them?
Most bladder infections are caused by various strains of E. coli, bacteria that normally live in the gut.
Women sometimes get bladder infections after sex. Vaginal intercourse makes it easier for bacteria to reach the bladder through the urethra. Some women contract the infection -- dubbed "honeymoon cystitis" -- almost every time they have sex. Women who use a diaphragm as their primary method of birth control are also particularly susceptible to bladder infections, perhaps because the device presses on the bladder and keeps it from emptying completely. Bacteria then rapidly reproduce in the stagnant urine left in the bladder. Pregnant women, whose bladders become compressed as the fetus grows, are also prone to infections. Use of condoms and use of spermicides also increase the risk of urinary tract infections.
Bladder infections can be quite uncomfortable and potentially serious. But for most women, they clear up quickly and are relatively harmless if treated.
In men, a bladder infection is almost always a symptom of an underlying disorder and is generally a cause for concern. Often it indicates the presence of an obstruction that is interfering with the urinary tract. Some studies have shown that uncircumcised boys are at risk of contracting a bladder infection during their first year of life possibly because bacteria may collect under the foreskin.
In recent years, more and more bladder infections come from two sexually transmitted bacteria: chlamydia and mycoplasma.
Home and hospital use of catheters -- tubes inserted into the bladder to empty it -- can also lead to infection.
Some people develop symptoms of a bladder infection when no infection actually exists. Termed interstitial cystitis, this is usually benign but difficult to treat
Odor is usually a sign of a bigger problem, yeast infection, bactirial vaginosis, std.
Women get yeast/ bladder (a.k.a U.T.I) b/c their vjj's chemical balance is off. I recently discovered that some females can get a U.T.I b/c when we use public bathrooms, we NEVER sit down...we're always squating over the toilette which doesn't allow us to relax our muscles and it causes a build up.
Also, females get yeast infections b/c of certain food that they eat. They can also get a Y.I b/c of douching b/c the douch takes away the good bacteria.
Discharge (or should I say cleaning discharge) shouldn't have a smell. If a female has discharge & it has a smell it might be something more serious & she needs to see her GYN.
Thankfully, I've never had a pussy smell bad on me. And as long as the girl don't got no damn "70s bush", I can tolerate hair. . . .until it makes for a skinky sitcheeation!!
you know back in grade school -that girls who smelled like "FISH" always got clowned. so just make sure you wash ya trap twice a day...and don't forget to brush/floss.
as for us fellas...we need just need keep da sack clean n fresh.
this is a post to be revisited later....GOOD POST XILLA
That is true about the grade school comment. Two or three times a day depending on your level of activity please!
I believe in always staying fresh. If I take the time to stay fresh my partner should too... Your on point Xilla.
I think a woman should trim her vagina hair, but to shave it is creepy!
And women should be revered for menstruating.....it means they can still give LIFE! If a man truly loves a woman he should make sure she's given extra attention during this time, because it means she can still give him babies.
Coochie odor is unacceptable. Even seein fish n bacon bits made me throw up in my mouth. Ladies, theres NOTHING wrong with goign to the bathroom to once over before we go in, but if that smell hits me like a vaginal sucker punch, I put on my pants, give you the head nod, and take my happy ass HOME!