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Women Who Won’t Date Men With Kids Are The Scum Of The Earth
I MET PATRICK A FEW YEARS BACK @ ONE OF THE HOTTEST BLOCK PARTIES IN BKLYN......BAINBRIDGE ST
I PARTICULARLY LIKED HIM B/C DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE WAS WITH LIKE A MILLION OTHER NIGGAS HE STILL TOOK THE TIME TO APPROACH ME LIKE A MAN SHOULD,OPPOSED TO "YO MA, WHATS GOOD?" HIS BUILD WAS SOMETHING THAT I WASNT USED TO. IM USED TO THE TALL,SLIM,LITESKINNED,PINK LIPS, GOOD HAIR TYPE OF FELLA. HE WAS DARK SKINNED STILL HANDSOME BUT HAD A BODY LIKE A WELL STOCKED FOOTBALL PLAYER. BY THE END OF THE BLOCKPARTY I HAD LEARNED THAT HE RODE A BIKE (SOMETHING ABOUT THAT MAKES MY PUSSY PURR). WE BEGAN DATING. GOING OUT, EATING MOVIES, SHOPPING ETC..ETC. WE OFTEN WENT RIDING ON HIS BIKE OR HE WOULD LET ME PUSH HIS TRUCK AROUND. IT CAME TIME WHEN THE NANA NEEDED TO BE BLESSED (AND THATS JUST WHAT HE DID). HE'S DONE THINGS TO MY BODY THAT I DIDNT KNOW WAS POSSIBLE. I THOUGHT I COULDNT ORGASM BUT PAT SURE MADE IR HAPPEN. HIS HEAD GAME IS EXCELLENT. BOTTOM LINE, HE IS THE BEST SEX IVE EVER HAD!!BESIDES THE FACT THAT HE HAD A GIRL(I LATER FOUND THIS OUT) HE TREATED ME AS IF I WAS HIS GIRL.<<WITH THIS SAID THINGS BECAME VERY "RELAXED" & I BECAME PREGNANT. ALTHOUGH I MISCARRIED HE REFERS TO ME AS HIS BABYMOMS AND TREATS ME AS SUCH. MORAL OF THE STORY IS..PATRICK IS THE ONLY MAN THAT HAS AN UNEXPIRABLE COOCHIE COUPON..WHENEVER WHEREVER! NO MATTER WHO IM DATING OR WHERE I AM IN LIFE..HE HAS PAID THE COST TO BE THE BOSS!
~LAUREN
on another note, I really need to learn how not to talk like a 5 year old when talking about boinking.