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BlogXilla For Sexual Intellectuals: What I’ve Learned From My Ex’s: The Coochie Coupon

  • HeadMistress · 9 months ago
    Yes!
  • ~LAUREN · 9 months ago
    YES!!!
    I MET PATRICK A FEW YEARS BACK @ ONE OF THE HOTTEST BLOCK PARTIES IN BKLYN......BAINBRIDGE ST
    I PARTICULARLY LIKED HIM B/C DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE WAS WITH LIKE A MILLION OTHER NIGGAS HE STILL TOOK THE TIME TO APPROACH ME LIKE A MAN SHOULD,OPPOSED TO "YO MA, WHATS GOOD?" HIS BUILD WAS SOMETHING THAT I WASNT USED TO. IM USED TO THE TALL,SLIM,LITESKINNED,PINK LIPS, GOOD HAIR TYPE OF FELLA. HE WAS DARK SKINNED STILL HANDSOME BUT HAD A BODY LIKE A WELL STOCKED FOOTBALL PLAYER. BY THE END OF THE BLOCKPARTY I HAD LEARNED THAT HE RODE A BIKE (SOMETHING ABOUT THAT MAKES MY PUSSY PURR). WE BEGAN DATING. GOING OUT, EATING MOVIES, SHOPPING ETC..ETC. WE OFTEN WENT RIDING ON HIS BIKE OR HE WOULD LET ME PUSH HIS TRUCK AROUND. IT CAME TIME WHEN THE NANA NEEDED TO BE BLESSED (AND THATS JUST WHAT HE DID). HE'S DONE THINGS TO MY BODY THAT I DIDNT KNOW WAS POSSIBLE. I THOUGHT I COULDNT ORGASM BUT PAT SURE MADE IR HAPPEN. HIS HEAD GAME IS EXCELLENT. BOTTOM LINE, HE IS THE BEST SEX IVE EVER HAD!!BESIDES THE FACT THAT HE HAD A GIRL(I LATER FOUND THIS OUT) HE TREATED ME AS IF I WAS HIS GIRL.<<WITH THIS SAID THINGS BECAME VERY "RELAXED" & I BECAME PREGNANT. ALTHOUGH I MISCARRIED HE REFERS TO ME AS HIS BABYMOMS AND TREATS ME AS SUCH. MORAL OF THE STORY IS..PATRICK IS THE ONLY MAN THAT HAS AN UNEXPIRABLE COOCHIE COUPON..WHENEVER WHEREVER! NO MATTER WHO IM DATING OR WHERE I AM IN LIFE..HE HAS PAID THE COST TO BE THE BOSS!
    ~LAUREN
  • Janee · 9 months ago
    At this moment no, and i would rather keep it that way because living in the D.C area, chances are if i give a man a coochie coupon he will hand me back an lifetime pass of HIV..so it hink im going to burn those coupons
  • HappyToBeNappy · 9 months ago
    I don't know if I'd say it never expires, but I have a few coochie coupons out there. A few of them haven't been cashed in for quite awhile, but they could at any time. If the D is good, you gotta hold onto it.
  • taut_7 · 9 months ago
    I'm sure I have a couple of "coochie coupons" around the country that I've cashed in plenty of times in the past. Its a great thing when thats what you are looking for. Now that I'm not looking for that anymore I choose not to use them. I'm pretty sure I could though.
  • Blacksand · 9 months ago
    I believe I am ok witht the "coochie coupons." However, at this time I too choose not to cash them in. I am not seeking that right now. I am after forever.
  • Jane D · 9 months ago
    Yes, there is a young man who will forever have that coochie coupon, crass yet so true, it's like having a sexual best friend, we may not get along in a lot of other areas, but damnit we get it in in the bedroom
  • SaTownHoney · 9 months ago
    mmm...no comment on this. i need to stay outta trouble lol
  • TRJ · 9 months ago
    i think i still have a few that i can cash in if i wanted to but i rather not. i have had some "coupons" that i used all most every week. the only reason why i stopped from doing this is because i cant help but think "what if she does this for somebody else or even others" i value my tool so i have ventured to long term relations where its just me and the female involved in sex and this is hers and that is mine for the duration of the relations that way we have time to learn each others body and likes and dislikes which makes sex the best.
  • Carmell · 9 months ago
    YEs!!... yes there is and it ain't my husband!!!
  • SaTownHoney · 9 months ago
    a mess!! u should have pleaded the 5th like me sis...my hubby knows i be on this site all the time...lol
  • Ha · 9 months ago
    Shitttt you just told on yourself by pleading the 5th...good luck explaing that to your husband ; )
  • Ha · 9 months ago
    Just another bitch with no morals.
  • craxxi · 9 months ago
    I have a few coupons that I can cash in. And the crazy thing is 3 out of 5 of them are married women....I Luv ATL....
  • yes · 9 months ago
    there's people that think they have a coupon, little do they know....hmpf
  • Qrazy · 9 months ago
    everything has an expiration date. once what we had is gone, so is your access to the special place.
    on another note, I really need to learn how not to talk like a 5 year old when talking about boinking.
  • Isis · 9 months ago
    yep. . .but every good thing comes to an end . . .and so does a coupon
  • riri · 9 months ago
    Nope. Once we re done, we are done.Next!!
  • That Angel · 9 months ago
    Yeah, I have a coochie coupon thats always valid for 1 special person.Its sort of like the same unspoken words that only are said when are eyes meet...For me the first time I layed eyes on him it was like WOW!!!..OMG!!!..and I never felt that way for a man on first sight.We managed to cross each others paths thoughout the years.Then on chance we chatted and he put his number in my phone from there a few text time to time.Then one night...BAM..He tore my ass out the frame then again and again...we see each other on occasions but it could be forever if he would only ask.
  • lboogie · 9 months ago
    ya, and he's had it for the past 11 yrs. we've neva been in a relationship, neva dated, just been cool like that. sometimes he irks my damn nerves and i want to take it away, but i can't help it. we both know that.
  • Miss_P · 9 months ago
    i had one floating out there before i started dating my husband. he was an ex, and whenever i went to chicago, if we ran across each other, we always wound up at the hotel at the end of the night. it was never planned, it just always happened that way. and the last time was the best. i guess that's why it was the last time, lol