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Re: Things Not To Do In The Club

LovelyK — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:27:59 -0000

LMAO at the Drunk dude... i have had to slap a couple of cock eyed drunk dusty dudes dressed like Mississippi pimps for trying to spit game approximately 1inch away from my face spittin and sh*t cus he's too drunk to realize his breath was on straight STANK!!

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ThatchickNik — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:33:35 -0000

LOL!! circa- thats another i couldve put in there; the ENTOURAGE. Coming into the club like a pack of wolves. Not only is it intimidating but its a big turn -off when i wanna approach one but his boys staring me down like they gon snatch my purse or something LOL!

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circa-81 — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:07:59 -0000

I agree wit Alex_Delarge.
If you ain't coming to the club to dance then what the hell you here for? Go dance, go talk, and have fun. My only pet-peeve is to have somebody that wants to ride shot gun with you. Man, drive your own f%cking car. Sometimes I leave at closing sometimes I leave early......either way if you are no where to be found or if I got a chick with me consider yourself left. I don't need a bunch of dude's riding with me to the club like I need an entourage or something.

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ThatchickNik — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:04:22 -0000

LOL! That shit kills me too. Who signs up for jobs like that?! And the things she mustve seen, heard, smelled, .... Im GOOD!

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ThatchickNik — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:01:32 -0000

lol!!! Good for you, Alex. That's how you should think. why come if you dont intend to get your money's worth??

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ThatchickNik — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:58:37 -0000

LOL!!! THANKS YALL ! Im glad you enjoyed the post. I didnt realize Xilla had it up yet. Oh I did forget about the SUNGLASSES LOLL!!! Club dark as hell and they walking around bumpin into people and shit!! LOL!! I must apologize; as you can tell in the post, I got a potty mouth when shit pisses me off. LOL!!

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Qrazy — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:48:09 -0000

and THATS why I roll with the fellas to the club...and don't pay!
Neither do my homies...

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PrimaBloggerrina — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:29:08 -0000

Ewwwww and the love in the club bathroom stall thing is disgusting. Big huge WTF on that one! Ppl urinate on the seats and everything and most of the time the person waiting can see you trying to pee anyways so that's like your putting on a freakshow for all the girls standing in the line for the bathroom :)

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PrimaBloggerrina — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:25:32 -0000

Lmao. Sooooo true. Couldn't agree with you more...... Especially about the ppl who just stand there all night and look at ppl all night like they're too good too dance and have fun. You forgot about the gold diggers though. You know they're always frequenting the clubs looking for a rapper or an athlete to be their future baby daddy or hubby. The ones that if you don't look or smell like money you don't stand a chance even getting a smile or a hi.

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Ness — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:28:58 -0000

True true....lol. U have a point...I hate tht sh*t and then they stare as u re-apply ur MAC lip gloss...smch lol.

I also hate the long bathroom lines....I usually go into the men's room if it's empty ;)

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Ness — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:27:25 -0000

Nah...lol. I saw girl in the club w/ shade on....my friends and I laughed at her....

if there's no uv rays out then u shouldn't have them on....everyone wants to be someone in the video lol

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JMK — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:19:32 -0000

It is not just Guys though that wear that. I believe he should add "the sunglass person" cause you damn well know in a dark club you can't see shit with those on.

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V.I. — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:19:29 -0000

I remembered that happened to me one time, I was dancing with this guy and he thought it was a good idea to touch my mommy and daddy button. Well once I cracked a Corona bottle over his head, he thought twice about doing that crap again.

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V.I. — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:17:54 -0000

Oh shit I hate to see people wear sunglasses in the club. That looks so tacky. They know their ass can't see anything in front of them but they think they look cool. NO HONEY U LOOK FOOLISH.

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V.I. — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:16:29 -0000

I totally agree with all of that Nik. when I go to the club I admit I talk about all the crazy ass looking chicks and guys that come through thinking their kicking shit when they just look like shit. My friends and I are never wallflowers we do our thang on the dancefloor. The thing that I can't stand about the club is the woman in the bathroom wanting a donation for taking a smidge of her lotion. Everytime I go into the bathroom this big heffa is stting with her donation dish in my face. I always say " Dam I have no more change, sorry mama". LOL

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Ess — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:09:42 -0000

I love this! Especially because I outgrew the club @ about 23... Im 27 now and if someone wants me in a club, they'd have to pay ME!

Ill be late for that shit..

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Ness — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:57:13 -0000

U mean guys in the club wearing sunglasses? lol I hate that dumb sh*t lol.

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starr — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:23:18 -0000

how about adding "no sexual harrasing|"..lol..I give dis dude a lil dance he was all squeezing on my coochie. I gave him tha side eye and was like ok maybe his hands slipped.. NOPE..started caressing my breasts and was set to caress my foot up his ass! lol

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Sugar Tits — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:37:28 -0000

lol @ your "commitment". Sounds like you have a ball......that's what the club experience used to be for all until flossin came into style.

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Alex Delarge of Liveagl.com — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:24:27 -0000

LMAO..I'm dying here, the wallflower was the funniest, I think it is self-image or, dare I say it, a self esteem problem. It's like you don't want to look like your actually enjoying yourself, or you to self conscious about how people are going to think about u.

Me helll nah, I'm going to milk that door price to the end. I will make sure it is a night that I always remember, talking to women, making new friends, enjoying the music (even if its wackkk)...that is the commitment I make when hand over the cover to the cash lady...

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Ness — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:33:56 -0000

I wouldn't say I'm part of the gossip crew but in NYC some of these girls look like a hott ghetto mess....for example. I went to a club this past wkend and this girl had on a short ass dress...she started grinding hard on this dude and bent it down low...when she came back up her titts were hanging out (she didn't have on a bra) and her pussy cat was showing and she didn't have on panties either! So me & my friends laughed at her nasty ass lol.

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Sugar Tits — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:19:44 -0000

LOL....good post Nik.......And if I may add the Sloppy Drunk female....we all know who she is and the same scenario applies as you described.

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J. Lewis — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:15:06 -0000

LOL...I fall under the wallflower category. I don't want to be there but I don't want to be a party pooper to my friends lol

I quit clubs...clubs are over-rated