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Re: The Most Embarrassing Things Happen During Sex

sassygurl814 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 06:45:13 -0000

This post is friggin hi-la-ri-ous!!!! lmao. anyways i know im so late commenting but MY most embarassing sex moments was when one day i was getting fingered up my "other" pussy. i was sooooooo into it. i damn near broke his hand off with how i was fucking his finger. we both came to the conclusion that i like it better there than in other places. needless to say though, i ended up learning why it's important to clean out your pipes before you go up the other end. lmao. embarrassed does not even begin to describe how i felt after a couple small clumps fell out. i felt like crying. lol. he wasnt as bothered as i was though. we eventually got a good kick out of it after i calmed down.

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AGK — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 09:39:09 -0000

This was one of the most hilarious (if not THE most hilarious) posts i've ever read!!!
My God, kudos 2u! Lol

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AGK — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 09:28:19 -0000

LMAO, this is sooo funny!!! xD

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nubian — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:41:31 -0000

You can stop that from happening by using the bathroom before and immediately after having sex. The friction of sex sometimes pushes bacteria into the urethra. If left there too long, it causes UTI's. Also, start taking cranberry tablets. They lower the ph of the vagina and keep bacteria from growing.

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nubian — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:23:13 -0000

Ok, here goes... I was pushing and throwing it towards heaven. It was soo good. But I must have lifted the wrong way bec somehow, air got inside of me. I felt it going in and knew whatever goes in has to come out. I was so terrified that he would think I was farting when the air came out that I unconsciously stopped moving. He lifted my legs and asked if I was alright but before I could answer, all the air came out of me. He was brutal in that he did not let the moment just ride, he stopped, pulled out, and looked at my stuff like "DAG"!!! I hate him!

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katchin05 — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:51:06 -0000

That (most likely) wasn't urine hun. You squirted. A lot of women don't know they can do it until it happens!

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Dee — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:45:07 -0000

He as unaware that he even had a blood clot on his brain, but like I said had he not been trying to keep up with my movement he probably would have not developed this condition. Hell I was with him for 11 years he is 64 now and I am 40 we have a nine year old son together.

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1MSGP1 — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:25:13 -0000

U threw up on him. OMG. Too funny. At least everything worked out in the end. WOW

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1MSGP1 — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:21:43 -0000

OMG. I feel so bad for you. But I think your story is in my top 5. It was hilarious.

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Ness — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:23:00 -0000

No boubt...I really thought that was very nice of him to come in the bathroom, get u undressed and bathe you....and change the sheets while you was in the bathroom.....

He would've got a lot of cool points with me for that one :)

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outofyourmind — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:11:31 -0000

LOL! Been there. My man just kept going with the flow.
But ya'll got me rolling with these asthma attack stories. I used to have it so I can only imagine how serious it was. I do remember sometimes hyperventilating after sex though. I mean seriously, my man didn't know what happened. LOL! I guess the sex was just that damn good. : )

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ashbunnie — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:58:57 -0000

after the birth of my son, my husband and i waited for a month [yes ima hornbot] to have sex. I thought I was done producing milk. he goes to suck on my titay and milk comes out. he thought he was buggin and continue to suck some more and sure enough it was milk.

ewww. he still loves me though.

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ashbunnie — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:53:29 -0000

LMAO, like DEAD @ safety word.

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babydoll — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:45:50 -0000

Yes, it is nasty and embarrassing! Just sharing, that is what this post is about, if you don't like what u see, keep it moving chick. Its not that hard.

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Sexy N Sassy — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:34:22 -0000

It sounds like the mom might want you to hit it! LOL

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Sexy N Sassy — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:31:31 -0000

I was having sex and he was hittin it from the back and my draw string pony tail came off. I looked, pointed it out to him and we laughed and continue to do our thang. Our bond became stronger ever since.

The other incident, I farted and it vibrated on his balls! LMAO It was one of those ones I couldn't hold in. He was feeling some type of way, but eventually got over it.

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mr johnson — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:16:20 -0000

dayum dee i need a sample of that ! u puttin og cats in the hospital lmao

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chicityrita — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 09:38:44 -0000

Thank you Ness! I was holding my head between my legs hoping no one would ride my a**. LOL

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Blacksand — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:00:35 -0000

The same thing happened to me in college. A friend an I were getting it in. I mean we were all over the room. She pushed me down on the bed and was riding me when she came squirted all over me and had a damn asthma attack. I didn't know she had asthma!!!! All I could see was the whites of her eyes!!!!! Scared the crap out of me. The sex was good though!!!!!!

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panamanianbeauty — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:39:10 -0000

i peed in the bed after i had sex with my ex, i forgot to say i get urinary tract infections when i all of a sudden have sex after a long time.. i wet up the whole bed and he was sad for me, he just help me clean it and we fell back to sleepl

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Ness — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:04:46 -0000

WOWWOWOWOW!!!! Tht's scary.........

He should've told you and gave you a safety word or something lol.

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Ness — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:03:31 -0000

Tht's embarrassing, but it ended in a cute way ...... :)

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Dee — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:43:07 -0000

angela if you are wanting to be my friend give me a e mail address

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Dee — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:29:40 -0000

Well i was with a guy that was 60 at the time and I fucked the hell out of him, fucked him so good he went to the hospital for a headache and it was a blood clot. That surely taught him a lesson dont fuck with no young pussy. Later on he said pusy brought me into this world and so i guess pussy can take me out

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Dee — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:22:41 -0000

That is just nasty! Who really wants to hear that shit?