DISQUS

streetz · 8 months ago

thats some real nasty sh*t, lol

BlogXilla · 8 months ago

which one?

streetz · 8 months ago

That Diarhea joint made me vomit, lol jk. That ish is nasty though..

I think the embarassing moment was children walking in on me when I was slaying the vajayjay. I had to pull a Metal Gear Solid move, hide behind the wall, while pushing shorty towards her child so she didnt see me and only saw mom. We got out of that without scarring her child for life. Applaud me!

nspirin · 8 months ago

a good tuesday morning reading good work.
lmao @ eric knocking himself out on the headboard though, and the chick gettin her wig knocked off...priceless.

BlogXilla · 8 months ago

yea there are some funny ones... you should share you experience though! lol

nubian · 8 months ago

Ok, here goes... I was pushing and throwing it towards heaven. It was soo good. But I must have lifted the wrong way bec somehow, air got inside of me. I felt it going in and knew whatever goes in has to come out. I was so terrified that he would think I was farting when the air came out that I unconsciously stopped moving. He lifted my legs and asked if I was alright but before I could answer, all the air came out of me. He was brutal in that he did not let the moment just ride, he stopped, pulled out, and looked at my stuff like "DAG"!!! I hate him!

lorddalord · 8 months ago

Let me know when you are having sex with your girl and her moms opens the door and seems more pleased than upset. Till this day her moms still greets me with big smile and i'm not with her daughter anymore.

Sexy N Sassy · 8 months ago

It sounds like the mom might want you to hit it! LOL

bogart4017 · 8 months ago

She said "let up-i'm gonna come". I raised up, she touched herself and squirted all over me. Im drenched from shoulder to knees with a raging hard-on going "you got a towel or something?"

BlogXilla · 8 months ago

you don't stop! you keep going. hug her real close and make sure the moisture gets all over her too! lol

Art2dope · 8 months ago

LMAO thats hilarious.... OH MAN! straight gave her a hug with all that on you!

AGK · 6 months ago

LMAO, this is sooo funny!!! xD

Breezy · 8 months ago

lolol..those are too funny.
we were about to 'do the do' and as he is getting on top of me and decides to fart. totally killed the mood..but we were able to joke about it later. lucky for me, nothing embarassing has happened yet on my part (crosses fingers)

BlogXilla · 8 months ago

see as you say that the next time... lol knock on wood

MissBeasley · 8 months ago

OMG I am WEAK at ole girl talking bout she fainted. Too freaking funny.

ms_shai · 8 months ago

Wowzers, about 3 of these done happened to me already.

babydoll · 8 months ago

No one wants to share experiences on here?!?! Well i will start, I was giving head to my bf in college, he didn't tell me he was coming and as i inhaled, sucked it up (on accident) and accidently blew it out my nose. Yes nut came flying out my nose, and i ran to the bathroom and was blowin my nose for like 30 min. straight. It felt like i had a sinus infection.

The worst: A guy was giving me head and my period came 2 days early......

Dee · 8 months ago

That is just nasty! Who really wants to hear that shit?

babydoll · 8 months ago

Yes, it is nasty and embarrassing! Just sharing, that is what this post is about, if you don't like what u see, keep it moving chick. Its not that hard.

1MSGP1 · 8 months ago

OMG. I feel so bad for you. But I think your story is in my top 5. It was hilarious.

Iash · 8 months ago

When I was younger and stupid-er I found myself goin down on this dude, I remember White Chicks was on. Anyway i'm handling the situation when his mother (old ass, last Italian still in the neighborhood) busts the door in, screeching about God knows what. Alls I know is that I stayed real still* and prayed that that movie aint go to commercial, cus then the TV would light the room and if she aint get a good look at my nekkid black ass she certainly would after that. Anyway she left and I had to hide in his room until she went to sleep, I was laughin my ass off and he felt some type of way about that. So that ended that relationship. ohh well

* the whole time I was thinkin bout that episode of the Wayans Bros. when Shawn and Marlon was up in the landlords wife's penthouse and they had to pretend they was African statues so they wouldnt get caught. Can't say coonery aint never got me out of a jam.

Giggles · 8 months ago

This is straight up HILARIOUS!!!! I really needed that laugh too!

Art2dope · 8 months ago

wow i remember at one point i couldn't get mine up either.... but those made me feel alittle better.

I guess i remember once or twice i came quick or what not... but nothing as drastic as these people lol

there should be a Americans funniest home sex videos!

Ness · 8 months ago

I don't know if it was an embarrassing moment for me....lol

But I was giving this guy a hand job b/c I didn't want to suck him off.....and we were laying down while I was doing it...and he didn't tell me tht he was about to come and he came in my eye...lol...

That was the worse feeling every trying to clean it out lol. (needless to say, we never slept together after that) lol.

outofyourmind · 8 months ago

The same thing happened to me. I was doing a BJ and backed up but I guess I didn't move fast enough. I was crying like a baby and screaming "I can't see". LOL! I had to use some eyedrops though. My man felt so bad.

Ness · 8 months ago

Well at least ur dude felt bad.....I don't think mine realized what happened b/c he was so twisted lol....

And I think part of him felt that (I got what I deserved) b/c he was begging me to give him a BJ i/o a HJ lol......

hazysin · 8 months ago

damn cuzin....


i remember about 2 years ago i was giving my bf a blowjob. He kept saying he was about to cum but i hadn't moved since i intended on catching it......

i thought i heard my son coming up the steps, lifted my head up. I kept jerking and when i confirmed it wasnt my son, i turned back to resume what i was doing....only to be greeted with a load in my left eye!!!!

i commend all pornstars....that shit burns like fire!!!

Ness · 8 months ago

Hhahahahahahaha hell yeah.....its not laughing matter....lol

See guys don't appreciate this ish we do for them....lol.

We do got squirting in their eyes lol....

Womp 2x · 8 months ago

...ummm one time me and a close friend were getting it on and we were going hard...I felt like I was bout to cum and I was trying to push him away...so I backed into him until we were on the other side of the room and like during that process I pissed on myself >:( his dumb ass thought I like had niagra falls pussy.

Womp 2x · 8 months ago

well idk if it was piss, cause it didnt smell like pee, but everything was drenched!!!!!

katchin05 · 8 months ago

That (most likely) wasn't urine hun. You squirted. A lot of women don't know they can do it until it happens!

kingsmomma · 8 months ago

LMAO that wet fart was just an overdose. That takes the cake right there. Wow

HeadMistress · 8 months ago

These are funny as hell...

My questions are: how do you even feel like f*ckin when you have the BG's?? if there is ever a time when you feel your least sexiest, wouldn't it be then??? and why would you attempt to take it in the ass???

Bad Things Indeed! ROFLMAO

hazysin · 8 months ago

im right there with you on that one!

Breezy · 8 months ago

who should feel embarrassed when a dude can't get it up? i mean..is it dude's fault or the chick's? i never got that...
anyone care to explain?

Eva · 8 months ago

yea this morning i could not STOP queefing idk wtf...
& once i went over to this guys house he was super THICK and he eff'd the hell out of me not only did i wet up his grandmas couch i bled all over him not period blood!...he had to take a shower while i tried to clean the couch...meanwhile my ex called and i answered while he was in the shower of course...lol

TRJ · 8 months ago

These top my embarrassing moment

Jamie8706 · 8 months ago

LOL @ TAMMY HE FARTED WHILE SHE WAS GIVING HEAD

chicityrita · 8 months ago

Ok.... my story is: My friend and I was getting ready to get it in. We had just left the club and he had bought like 5 bottle on Dom. I was wasted! He started giving me some head and I was all into that chit. All of a sudden I starting doing this jerking motion and I threw up all in his head and bed. I ran to the bathroom embarrassed and feel asleep with my head on the toilet. I woke up a few minutes later to him running bath water and grabbing me to undress me. We got in the tub together and we had sex after that. He changed the sheets and stuff while I was in the toilet.... lol

chicityrita · 8 months ago

I also have a question about how the heck do you sign up to have your avatar or pic appear?

chicityrita · 8 months ago

Never mind I got it.

Ness · 8 months ago

Tht's embarrassing, but it ended in a cute way ...... :)

chicityrita · 8 months ago

Thank you Ness! I was holding my head between my legs hoping no one would ride my a**. LOL

Ness · 8 months ago

No boubt...I really thought that was very nice of him to come in the bathroom, get u undressed and bathe you....and change the sheets while you was in the bathroom.....

He would've got a lot of cool points with me for that one :)

1MSGP1 · 8 months ago

U threw up on him. OMG. Too funny. At least everything worked out in the end. WOW

erica · 8 months ago

dude i was screwing had a asthma attack while i was on top of him! I didn't know he was asthmatic, i kept going! i thought he couldn't breathe cuz i was putting it on him not cuz his throat was closing up. Dude damn near died....had to call paramedics and everything!

Dee · 8 months ago

Well i was with a guy that was 60 at the time and I fucked the hell out of him, fucked him so good he went to the hospital for a headache and it was a blood clot. That surely taught him a lesson dont fuck with no young pussy. Later on he said pusy brought me into this world and so i guess pussy can take me out

Ness · 8 months ago

WOWWOWOWOW!!!! Tht's scary.........

He should've told you and gave you a safety word or something lol.

ashbunnie · 8 months ago

LMAO, like DEAD @ safety word.

Dee · 8 months ago

He as unaware that he even had a blood clot on his brain, but like I said had he not been trying to keep up with my movement he probably would have not developed this condition. Hell I was with him for 11 years he is 64 now and I am 40 we have a nine year old son together.

Blacksand · 8 months ago

The same thing happened to me in college. A friend an I were getting it in. I mean we were all over the room. She pushed me down on the bed and was riding me when she came squirted all over me and had a damn asthma attack. I didn't know she had asthma!!!! All I could see was the whites of her eyes!!!!! Scared the crap out of me. The sex was good though!!!!!!

Dee · 8 months ago

angela if you are wanting to be my friend give me a e mail address

panamanianbeauty · 8 months ago

i peed in the bed after i had sex with my ex, i forgot to say i get urinary tract infections when i all of a sudden have sex after a long time.. i wet up the whole bed and he was sad for me, he just help me clean it and we fell back to sleepl

nubian · 8 months ago

You can stop that from happening by using the bathroom before and immediately after having sex. The friction of sex sometimes pushes bacteria into the urethra. If left there too long, it causes UTI's. Also, start taking cranberry tablets. They lower the ph of the vagina and keep bacteria from growing.

mr johnson · 8 months ago

dayum dee i need a sample of that ! u puttin og cats in the hospital lmao

Sexy N Sassy · 8 months ago

I was having sex and he was hittin it from the back and my draw string pony tail came off. I looked, pointed it out to him and we laughed and continue to do our thang. Our bond became stronger ever since.

The other incident, I farted and it vibrated on his balls! LMAO It was one of those ones I couldn't hold in. He was feeling some type of way, but eventually got over it.

ashbunnie · 8 months ago

after the birth of my son, my husband and i waited for a month [yes ima hornbot] to have sex. I thought I was done producing milk. he goes to suck on my titay and milk comes out. he thought he was buggin and continue to suck some more and sure enough it was milk.

ewww. he still loves me though.

outofyourmind · 8 months ago

LOL! Been there. My man just kept going with the flow.
But ya'll got me rolling with these asthma attack stories. I used to have it so I can only imagine how serious it was. I do remember sometimes hyperventilating after sex though. I mean seriously, my man didn't know what happened. LOL! I guess the sex was just that damn good. : )

AGK · 6 months ago

This was one of the most hilarious (if not THE most hilarious) posts i've ever read!!!
My God, kudos 2u! Lol

sassygurl814 · 4 months ago

This post is friggin hi-la-ri-ous!!!! lmao. anyways i know im so late commenting but MY most embarassing sex moments was when one day i was getting fingered up my "other" pussy. i was sooooooo into it. i damn near broke his hand off with how i was fucking his finger. we both came to the conclusion that i like it better there than in other places. needless to say though, i ended up learning why it's important to clean out your pipes before you go up the other end. lmao. embarrassed does not even begin to describe how i felt after a couple small clumps fell out. i felt like crying. lol. he wasnt as bothered as i was though. we eventually got a good kick out of it after i calmed down.