1. Men expect you to be the freakiest freak in bed, but be a virgin. 2. Men expect you to have a banging as body, when alot cant even see their Richards cuz their bellies are in the way. 3. Men expect women to be a wife, when they really arent behaving like husbands. 4. Men expect loyalty, when SOME men ar from loyal. 5. Men expect women to cook for them, but are they not suppose to cook for us? 6. Men expect women to be these non-farting, non-burping.. non-shitting species... guess what WE DO ALL THAT TOO!
As more come to mind Ill come back and add... :)
PUSSYCATFUN
· 1 year ago
MEN EXPECT YOU TO GIVE THEM AWESOME HEAD WHILE YOU GOT ONE HAND COOKING AND THE OTHER KEEPING HOUSE....
MEN EXPECT YOU TO BE SOMEONEYOUR NOT AND SOMEONE HE WILL NEVER MEET IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE.......
MEN EXPECT YOU TO "UNDERSTAND" THAT IT'S APART OF A MAN'S DNA TO FUCK EVEN IF DUDE IS WITH SOMEONE ALREADY........
MEN EXPECT YOU TO "UNDERSTAND" THAT HE GET TO CHILL WITH HIS BOYS BUT, AT THE SAME TIME GET MAD WHEN YOU WANNA CHILL WITH YOUR GIRLS!
MEN EXPECT YOU TO ACT LIKE HE IS THE BEST AND ONLY DICK YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! WHEN IN FACT HE SHOULD BE GREATFUL YOU LET HIS PUNK ASS SMASH WITH HIS TINY ASS DICK!
what?
· 1 year ago
LMAO @ "HE SHOULD BE GREATFUL YOU LET HIS PUNK ASS SMASH WITH HIS TINY ASS DICK!", so true, so true!!!
ANuJS
· 1 year ago
SMH. So, we all know one of these men?
Slim Goodie
· 1 year ago
Giiiirrrrlllll, I agree!!! They have all these outrageous expectations of women, that are too far fetched!
BlogXilla
· 1 year ago
you messing with small men Pussy?
ANuJS
· 1 year ago
Men want you to be their mommy (cook, clean, please them whenever they THINK they want something) but not be their mother (ask them questions, expect responsibility, make demands....yes dammit demands). Then they have a damn problem.
THEflyGIRL
· 1 year ago
I had NO idea where this was going. But I'm SO glad I stuck it out until the last paragraph. So true. So very true.
PUSSYCATFUN
· 1 year ago
@XILLA...WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER...YES I HAD SMALL DICK IN MY LIFE BUT, I GAVE THE BASTERD THE "BIG DICK" TREATMENT!
AND ON TOP OF THAT BULLSHIT HE HAD THE NERVE TO HAVE GOLD ASS TEETH IN HIS MOUTH AND CHEWED THE HELL OUT MY COOCHIE......AND I BLEW HIS HEAD UP LIKE HE WAS THE CHAMPION DICK SLINGER! I USE TO FAKE MOAN AND GROAN ALL THE TIME WITH HIM......UNTIL I GOT INTRODUCED TO "SUPER DICK" THEN THE GAME CHANGED!
Ness
· 1 year ago
@ Pussycatfun I feel u girl! I had 2 small d*cks in my sex life and they were both mistakes b/c I didn't know any better! But after those 2, I made sure to get a feel of the goods b4 things went too far b/c my kitty don't like any 'small timers' if ya' know what I mean..lol. But then again I did have this one guy who was packing but didn't have a clue what to do w/ it!! I couldn't teach an old dog new tricks...so I bounced and let his girl deal with the headache. Puhahaha!
Some guys are so clueless....they want too damn much. They want 2 b treated like they put a ring on someone's finger. Like they own the puss...but last I checked...my ring finger was empty! So I'll tell a dude quick fast...you're just renting the puss until a buyer comes along!
mzvirgo
· 1 year ago
Men expect you to perform oral sex on them and they won't do it to you.
Men expect you to look like Beyonce or Halle Berry when they look like Flavor Flav.
Men expect you to be in shape, meanwhile they're all out of breath when they walked up a flight of stairs.
Men want you to be ladylike but they cuss up a storm.
Men expect you to forgive them for cheating, but will toss your ass out if you do it.
Men want you to accept them as they are, but want you to change.
Men want you to maintain your pubic hair, but their pubes are nappy and nasty and have lint.
Men want women to be a porn star in the bed to make them cum but they can't find the woman's G spot.
Men expect women to have a big ass and big breasts but we expect a big penis too. Only they can't afford a penis extension. LOL
RebeccaTheBlackRussian
· 1 year ago
Some men want all or nothing when they can even commit to you but want you 100% to them and nothing less....
Ttime
· 1 year ago
*Gasps, then Blushes* MzVirgo, behave....LOL
Kim
· 1 year ago
I remember when I was younger, I used to talk to this dude(nothin serious) that was 26yrs with THREE CHILDREN, the oldest being 14. At one point during a conversation he said "I can't fuck with a woman that has kids, who wants to deal with that type of baggage?"
*Awkward Silence, me giving him the blank stare*_________________________________________
he continues, "Um cuz you know, I'm just sayin, I already got kids too and I'm not tryin to raise a village".
Suga_HiL
· 1 year ago
Thanks shout out, I never usually make the cut for you twitter posts..Hopefully you have educated these dudes and they make permanent mental notes. Oh and great post..
SugarTits
· 1 year ago
Gimmie all you got or don't gimmie SHIT!!!!
I dont give a damn bout lil dicks, it wasn't his choice. I don't give a damn about his bread, b/c it's HIS, just be YOU!! Not what ppl want him to be, just to be himself, comfortable in his own skin. That to me is priceless and that is my expectation. Walk with confidence, speak with authority and love with certainty. Lemme see all that he is off the rip b/c I reveal who I am, and allow the opportunity to make rational decisions about what if any type of dealing the two of us should have.
Slim Goodie
· 1 year ago
Sugar Tits, I love you, Really! You sum things up profoundly and exactly how it needs to be said. Thank You!! You are very inspiring!
All Comments
2. Men expect you to have a banging as body, when alot cant even see their Richards cuz their bellies are in the way.
3. Men expect women to be a wife, when they really arent behaving like husbands.
4. Men expect loyalty, when SOME men ar from loyal.
5. Men expect women to cook for them, but are they not suppose to cook for us?
6. Men expect women to be these non-farting, non-burping.. non-shitting species... guess what WE DO ALL THAT TOO!
As more come to mind Ill come back and add... :)
MEN EXPECT YOU TO BE SOMEONEYOUR NOT AND SOMEONE HE WILL NEVER MEET IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE.......
MEN EXPECT YOU TO "UNDERSTAND" THAT IT'S APART OF A MAN'S DNA TO FUCK EVEN IF DUDE IS WITH SOMEONE ALREADY........
MEN EXPECT YOU TO "UNDERSTAND" THAT HE GET TO CHILL WITH HIS BOYS BUT, AT THE SAME TIME GET MAD WHEN YOU WANNA CHILL WITH YOUR GIRLS!
MEN EXPECT YOU TO ACT LIKE HE IS THE BEST AND ONLY DICK YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
WHEN IN FACT HE SHOULD BE GREATFUL YOU LET HIS PUNK ASS SMASH WITH HIS TINY ASS DICK!
They have all these outrageous expectations of women, that are too far fetched!
AND ON TOP OF THAT BULLSHIT HE HAD THE NERVE TO HAVE GOLD ASS TEETH IN HIS MOUTH AND CHEWED THE HELL OUT MY COOCHIE......AND I BLEW HIS HEAD UP LIKE HE WAS THE CHAMPION DICK SLINGER! I USE TO FAKE MOAN AND GROAN ALL THE TIME WITH HIM......UNTIL I GOT INTRODUCED TO "SUPER DICK" THEN THE GAME CHANGED!
I feel u girl! I had 2 small d*cks in my sex life and they were both mistakes b/c I didn't know any better! But after those 2, I made sure to get a feel of the goods b4 things went too far b/c my kitty don't like any 'small timers' if ya' know what I mean..lol.
But then again I did have this one guy who was packing but didn't have a clue what to do w/ it!! I couldn't teach an old dog new tricks...so I bounced and let his girl deal with the headache. Puhahaha!
Some guys are so clueless....they want too damn much. They want 2 b treated like they put a ring on someone's finger. Like they own the puss...but last I checked...my ring finger was empty! So I'll tell a dude quick fast...you're just renting the puss until a buyer comes along!
Men expect you to look like Beyonce or Halle Berry when they look like Flavor Flav.
Men expect you to be in shape, meanwhile they're all out of breath when they walked up a flight of stairs.
Men want you to be ladylike but they cuss up a storm.
Men expect you to forgive them for cheating, but will toss your ass out if you do it.
Men want you to accept them as they are, but want you to change.
Men want you to maintain your pubic hair, but their pubes are nappy and nasty and have lint.
Men want women to be a porn star in the bed to make them cum but they can't find the woman's G spot.
Men expect women to have a big ass and big breasts but we expect a big penis too. Only they can't afford a penis extension. LOL
At one point during a conversation he said "I can't fuck with a woman that has kids, who wants to deal with that type of baggage?"
*Awkward Silence, me giving him the blank stare*_________________________________________
he continues, "Um cuz you know, I'm just sayin, I already got kids too and I'm not tryin to raise a village".
Oh and great post..
I dont give a damn bout lil dicks, it wasn't his choice. I don't give a damn about his bread, b/c it's HIS, just be YOU!! Not what ppl want him to be, just to be himself, comfortable in his own skin. That to me is priceless and that is my expectation. Walk with confidence, speak with authority and love with certainty. Lemme see all that he is off the rip b/c I reveal who I am, and allow the opportunity to make rational decisions about what if any type of dealing the two of us should have.
I love you, Really!
You sum things up profoundly and exactly how it needs to be said.
Thank You!! You are very inspiring!