Haven't had a good lashing in a long time. *Closes eyes real tight...imagining you enjoying time with the yoni*
Chelsea_The_Vixen
· 1 year ago
yoni? you read Eric Jerome Dickey by any chance?
ANuJS
· 1 year ago
If you like smutt books than I would recommend Risque (Sweetest Taboo) to you. I read dirty books on the reg and I can usually read it w/o needing my man. Risque...new level and the story line was GREAT!
LCF
· 1 year ago
Damn.
BlogXilla
· 1 year ago
That's a good damn I hope.
LCF
· 1 year ago
Oh yeah....DEFINITELY. When I closed my eyes...I could almost feel it LOL
ANuJS
· 1 year ago
I will probably be beaten up, but I happen to NOT enjoy having oral performed on me (except for the every now and then). Can't get into it at all.
BlogXilla
· 1 year ago
No problem!! I'm not mad at you!! it's not everyone's thing. If you don't enjoy it... is it not pleasurable?
ANuJS
· 1 year ago
This tool can be dangerous if not properly used. The idea of it makes me horn*, but it sucks most of the time. Plus, I can't believe it either, I may be a bit too shy. After all you're totally exposed. But it makes no sense cause I send pix of it, show it off in it's proudest moment. Je ne sais pas, Xilla. I have had (ahem) a few partners and my hubby is the only man I've let visit downtown in this sense.
However, I really enjoy other places in that region being kissed. Maybe I am obsessed with some other shit.
Reesethe
· 1 year ago
Wow. I had to take a bathroom break to check my underwear. lol.
LawdHaveMercy
· 1 year ago
Lawd....You..I'm..Well..Oh..DAMN!
BlogXilla
· 1 year ago
you deserve it LHM you deserve it
LawdHaveMercy
· 1 year ago
Thank you Xilla,thank you *walks out in pure bliss*
tedeja B.
· 1 year ago
*logs-into-myspace-post blog hoping the "men i mean my man" sees it* SMILES!
BlogXilla
· 1 year ago
Please use the share this link at the bottom of the blog. I need the money from the traffic!! lol
Ess
· 1 year ago
Here, here!!!
BUt cant tell you how much I agree with this right here..
It beats spitting on them, stopping to get the lube, and spitting on your hand and rubbing your manxilla… That’s just nasty.
Men just cuz the last chick liked that ^^^ dont mean the next will. For real and If a chick needs lube.....you're not doing somthing right.... and keep your spit to yourself. lmao
thejadednyer
· 1 year ago
I'm with Steph... not my cup of tea b/c I've come across too many who don't know what they're doing, even with me guiding them, so I just put a stop to it altogether.
I might have to forward this to those unfortunate souls I had to toss away LOL
kingsmomma
· 1 year ago
Damn this reminds me of this dominican i used to have on speed dial for desperate times. Never did anything else but DAMMN could he give a mean tongue whipping. I'm mourning for all you women who have not been properly introduced because you truly don't know what you are missing. Xilla you have officially made the rest of my work day unproductive. so thank you
ANuJS
· 1 year ago
Think this is why I chose to skip it. My husband, bless his heart, let's just say that this is not his specialty. He has very good moments (sometimes I even remember them the morning ;) but my clit is sensitive and I don't think it should be gnawed on. Fingers help, but....I just don't know. Men don't take direction very well b/c they feel as tho they "know" what they're doing. However, I have had a pussy my entire life and I kinda "know" what she likes. I would love to love oral (heard such wonderful things about it) but we haven't met on the right terms yet. I am eagerly awaiting being properly introduced. The women who love this....I am so jealous of your absolute pleasure!!!!!
Killa
· 1 year ago
Not trying to knock hubby but the bedroom is not a place for ego, his sole purpose is to please his wife.
YES, girl... that is exactly what I meant... the dudes are stubborn and my girl parts are very sensitive; not a good combination at all.
it sounds like a good time, but I've yet to experience it.
*sigh*
ANuJS
· 1 year ago
Co-signed. I think I will print this story out (minus MY comments) and place it where my man will find it. Will he read it? Another story indeed!
Killa
· 1 year ago
JustSteph & Jaded...I am truly sorry you have not experienced the beauty of a good tounging...I'll take it over sex ANY day.
LawdHaveMercy
· 1 year ago
Ooh Lawd,who is you telling..If your man can give you a tongue lashing that literally has you running from his ass,um um
ANuJS
· 1 year ago
I'll take your word for it....one day, dammit I'll know. One day......*tears fall on my keyboard*
LawdHaveMercy
· 1 year ago
*hugs* It's ok girl,we'll send him a instructional dvd for Christmas,so he can bring you into the New Year just right,dammitt we're going to make 09 the year you're introduced properlt to a tongue spanking..LOL
ANuJS
· 1 year ago
LMFAO....made my silly ole day!
kingsmomma
· 1 year ago
Just food for thought- You said this and I vomited in my mouth b/c i picture Frankie saying this. Not a good look
SapphiraChanel
· 1 year ago
I LOVED reading this...great instructions....every good lady most definitely deserves a good tongue spanking!
what?
· 1 year ago
Agreed!!!!
Killa
· 1 year ago
I can't even read this right now, I'm at work...Lawd, Lawd, Lawd, Xilla...
MizzJuicY
· 1 year ago
Oh wow..hmmm..damn...*let me call my man"
LeoVirgo1974
· 1 year ago
Finally someone has truly explained the art of eatin!! MAN!! Can you teach a seminar? I know at leat 20 brothas that can use your help! GOOD JOB, no GREAT JOB!!!!
Nessa
· 1 year ago
EVERYTIME I READ UR BLOG..I GOT TO STEP BACK..AND STOP FANTASIZING ABOUT U...LOL..U BE HAVIN ME THINKIN IN MY HEAD...LIKE HE GOT IT...MY MAN ANIT REALLY INTO PUSSY EATIN...IM 19...SO YOU KNOW THA YOUNG GUYS...ANIT REALLY FEELIN THAT...I FEEL IM BEIN NEGLECTED NOW..LOL...I BE WANTIN A GROWN MAN...NOT GROWN..SOMEONE LIKE UR AGE..BUT YEA THIS IS ANOTHER GOOD POST FRM XILLA
kingsmomma
· 1 year ago
girl like my friend in my head wendy says, you're too young to have them problems. He won't go down...(whispers) sounds like a jamaican
Killa
· 1 year ago
The sole purpose of two people coming together is to please each other, I was younger than that my first time. Tell him if he ain't into eating you're not into fucking. Point Blank. Never compromise on your pleasure.
ANuJS
· 1 year ago
LMAO.
T
· 1 year ago
Oh boy don't a female hate it when a dude don't know what hes doing... I have to opportunity to be shown some down there loving.. but i'm shy.. n yep sensitive i'd say... but maybe someday i'll allow it... now that reminds me... some dudes don't realized that when they do it right the be letting out the lioness out her cage.. well in my case that's the scorpion... lol...
Chelsea_The_Vixen
· 1 year ago
there is nothing in the world like some really good head from a talented young brother...mm mm mm...
i have 2 P.E.K (that's Pussy Eating Kings for those who don't know) who LIVE UP to their names...
i think the difference is if the dude REALLY LOVES giving head...if he does, then there's nothing he won't do to please you...shoot...I've had my 2 call me up JUST to use me as a buffet! Do I complain? Hell no...but Xilla...u better stop before I make that trip to the ATL...
Simbarashe
· 1 year ago
YOU SO CRAZAY
Nessa
· 1 year ago
LOL...SURE ENOUGH HIS ASS..IS JAMAICAN...IAM ALSO..AND MY UNCLES AND COUSINS AND GUYS IN MY FAMILY ARE LIKE THAT...WE DUN EAT NO PUSSY....THEY FEEL THATS GAY OR SOMETHING...HE EAT IT....BUT LIKE FOR 5 MINUTES....LOL..THAT SHIT DONT DO NOTHIN FOR ME...AND I DO FEEL I AM COMPROMISING MY OWN PLEASURE FOR HIS SATISFACTION AT TIMES...I AM TOO YOUNG FOR ALL THIS...NOT GETTIN PLEASED AND HE GETTIN HIS SHIT OFF...XILLA..I NEED UR HELP..LOL...A LOT OF JAMAICAN GUYS ARE LIKE THAT...IT HAS TO DO WITH BEIN ON THA ISLAND...AND HOW JAMAICANS FEEL ABOUT HOMOSEXUALS..IT LIES WITH THAT
Killa
· 1 year ago
Stop dealing with Jamaicans, bet he has no problem with you going down on him. He needs to kick rocks if you're not being satisfied.
ANuJS
· 1 year ago
I'm dreaming about a Jamaican. Pls don't tell me they aren't great lovers. WTF?
kingsmomma
· 1 year ago
GIRLLLLLLLLLLL the stroke is RIGGHT. Good gracious I was put in a trance by my sons father. Boy oh boy i have no words to describe and he wasn't one of those I don't eat in bed types so it was a trulllly pleasuable experience. Seriously have you seen them dance. Whoa they are great but if you get one that is str8 off teh boat they are first and foremost still intact foreskin wise and secondly adopt that i don't eat pussy bull but yeah you can suck me off till my toes curl. Oral Is a prerequisite. no licky licky- no sticky sticky. Nessa don't be one of those women who are 40 and never had the Big O. Imma go with LawdHave Mercy, you get the good chase me round teh bed and pon di floor type of head. Once you get it you will never want to be without. damn im missing the d right about now
VIChick
· 1 year ago
Girl I am caribbean too, and it is hard work to get an island man to eat, but alot of the niggas say they dont in front of their friends but in the bedroom they tear that shit up. LOL
Ness
· 1 year ago
Xilla u r right on the money with this one...(when u did that too me I couldn't walk str8t for 2 days) [j/k]....lol...lmao (that was a joke everyone)...lol U must get lots of pu**y in the 'A'!!!
All these women on here with their panties wet, ready to buy that plane ticket to ATL...lol. Go head wit ur bad self partna!!! ;) I see u, spank these females....! lol
Killa
· 1 year ago
Ness... I'm already here in the A! LOL
Ness
· 1 year ago
LOL..Killa ur too much....but I hear ya'...ur a hop skip and barely a jump away... He betta watch out...lmao
BlogXilla
· 1 year ago
Killa don't want it!! lol She don't want it.
Killa
· 1 year ago
LMAO...my name ain't Killa for nothing!
Ness
· 1 year ago
R u 2 challenging one another?!...lol Is Killa gonna be in the next Cinderella story.....hmmmmm.....lmao Can I watch and I'll be the judge....lol....lmao
ANuJS
· 1 year ago
Let me know. I want to know if the game is as good as all the trash talking.LMAO
ThatchickNik
· 1 year ago
Xilla, Im sure you knew alot of comments would be coming your way on this LOL!! Me personally, I think actual climax is all in your (meaning woman's ) head. Take last night, the same guy a few nights ago was down there again going to town. He is VERY VERY good at it but for some reason (actually I know the reason) I just couldnt climax. And I dont like feeling pressure to hurry up and do it; that only takes me longer. so I scooted his face out the way and handled my own business. But a few nights before, NO PROBLEM. He went down, handled it in a matter of seconds. So I starting to think its 25%physical and 75% psychological. Ladies??
Killa
· 1 year ago
It's mostly physical for me.
LawdHaveMercy
· 1 year ago
Me too and visual.when I look down and he looks up whle he's eatin..that makes me come harder..LOL
kingsmomma
· 1 year ago
Definitely physical. You saw Baby Boy. She got teh piss slapped out of her and she still got hers right?
HappyToBeNappy
· 1 year ago
All I know is reading this blog got me wanting a good tongue spanking. . right now! Damn you Xilla!
VIChick
· 1 year ago
It is not a requirement that I must have pokey glazed, but sometimes it wont hurt. If I happen to give you head be sure you better return the pleasure.
K
· 1 year ago
I need a man like you...for reals
occasional lurker
· 1 year ago
Thank the good one up above that I have had the pleasure of being the benefactor of some wonderful tongue spankings, but I did have an ex that thought it was a cool idea to bite my clit and shake his head like a dog trying to tear meat from a bone...ughhh. I told him to quit and I haven't seen nor answered the phone for his tail since.
VIChick
· 1 year ago
The one that bit your clit, by chance was his name John Jay? LOL
ANuJS
· 1 year ago
This is so *ucking hilarious! LMAO. He would be pissed!
Paul
· 1 year ago
All I can say is...wow.
napps126
· 1 year ago
Thank you sir, this is some good advice
*gets on the phone, and sets up a lil meeting with lil homie tonight lol
All in 1
· 1 year ago
Oh my word!!! *fanning myself*
ionned
· 1 year ago
OMG, YES! I used to subscribe to the "meh" club when it came to oral being performed on me. It was okay but I had never had a good tongue spanking. I agree with whoever said that part of it is psychological - in order for you to derive pleasure from it, you have to be relaxed and comfortable and you've got to focus on being stimulated. You can't be thinking about whether or not you are going to climax or if it's taking you too long to get there. Just enjoy it and it will happen.
Now, my lover LOVES eating. I mean to the point where he begs me to TELL him to do it. He's very good at it. He gets the job done! :) But I had the pleasure, though, of experiencing another Tongue PRO recently and he had me crying tears like “Yvette” in Baby Boy. It was a combination of the fingers inserted and massaging the right spot, the right amount of pressure with the tongue on all of the pusci and his eagerness to please. I tell you, I ain't never had it so good! I wanted to hand him a pen and pad and tell him to write it down so that I could distribute this information to all the clueless men. No need - XILLA you've done that here with this one.
OakCliffChick
· 1 year ago
Damn! (is all I can say). I like your technique; two thumbs up!
Nina
· 1 year ago
DAMN!!
Dee
· 1 year ago
You abso-freakin-lutly right!!! you know exactly what you are doing I know ur lady is pleased!!!!!
SaTownHoney
· 10 months ago
OMG! You made me so wet with this post lol! Amazing! U really should write books or something...or maybe I'm just overly horny lol
Lianne
· 4 months ago
Wooooo!!!!!! That was umm....yeah I'll be right back....
Just Saying
· 4 months ago
we ALL deserve a good tongue lashing and i really do believe that women that don't like it, never received it right. i think the biggest problem is that men watch porn and think that's how we like it. what LOOKS pleasurable on TV is NOT ALWAYS in real life. men really get obsessed with the licking and unfortunately they don't realize we don't like to only be licked, just like they don't. if they can imagine a girl only licking their cock they'd cut that out quick. if they suck more it will suck less. blogxilla definitely put y'all on to some variety. i say every lady that doesn't like it, should dust their self off and try again. if all else fails, have your man cup the girl parts in his mouth and let your body movements guide him to what them girls like... =)
jem1027
· 2 months ago
AMEN!!!!! Well needed lesson that every man should know...
jamelia
· 3 weeks ago
Oh praise the lord!!!! You just made me come for god sakes and im at my office.. u sure know what u talking about Xilla.. btw u single?
All Comments
However, I really enjoy other places in that region being kissed. Maybe I am obsessed with some other shit.
BUt cant tell you how much I agree with this right here..
It beats spitting on them, stopping to get the lube, and spitting on your hand and rubbing your manxilla… That’s just nasty.
Men just cuz the last chick liked that ^^^ dont mean the next will. For real and If a chick needs lube.....you're not doing somthing right.... and keep your spit to yourself. lmao
I might have to forward this to those unfortunate souls I had to toss away LOL
I'm mourning for all you women who have not been properly introduced because you truly don't know what you are missing.
Xilla you have officially made the rest of my work day unproductive.
so thank you
Am I wrong Xilla?
it sounds like a good time, but I've yet to experience it.
*sigh*
MAN!! Can you teach a seminar? I know at leat 20 brothas that can use your help!
GOOD JOB, no GREAT JOB!!!!
i have 2 P.E.K (that's Pussy Eating Kings for those who don't know) who LIVE UP to their names...
i think the difference is if the dude REALLY LOVES giving head...if he does, then there's nothing he won't do to please you...shoot...I've had my 2 call me up JUST to use me as a buffet! Do I complain? Hell no...but Xilla...u better stop before I make that trip to the ATL...
they are great but if you get one that is str8 off teh boat they are first and foremost still intact foreskin wise and secondly adopt that i don't eat pussy bull but yeah you can suck me off till my toes curl.
Oral Is a prerequisite. no licky licky- no sticky sticky.
Nessa don't be one of those women who are 40 and never had the Big O. Imma go with LawdHave Mercy, you get the good chase me round teh bed and pon di floor type of head. Once you get it you will never want to be without.
damn im missing the d right about now
U must get lots of pu**y in the 'A'!!!
All these women on here with their panties wet, ready to buy that plane ticket to ATL...lol. Go head wit ur bad self partna!!! ;) I see u, spank these females....! lol
He betta watch out...lmao
Can I watch and I'll be the judge....lol....lmao
*gets on the phone, and sets up a lil meeting with lil homie tonight lol
Now, my lover LOVES eating. I mean to the point where he begs me to TELL him to do it. He's very good at it. He gets the job done! :) But I had the pleasure, though, of experiencing another Tongue PRO recently and he had me crying tears like “Yvette” in Baby Boy. It was a combination of the fingers inserted and massaging the right spot, the right amount of pressure with the tongue on all of the pusci and his eagerness to please. I tell you, I ain't never had it so good! I wanted to hand him a pen and pad and tell him to write it down so that I could distribute this information to all the clueless men. No need - XILLA you've done that here with this one.
u sure know what u talking about Xilla.. btw u single?