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BlogXilla For Sexual Intellectuals: Sexy-Ness - How To Ride Him 7 Great Ways

  • Mrs. Carter · 11 months ago
    You forgot a combo position.

    You first start off riding with his chest facing your chest. Ride it hard and close. Let him touch all over you grabbing anything he can get his hands on.

    Step two would require natural lube (naturally wet) or for those who don't get as wet as others some store bought lube. You sit up and pull a 180 degree spin move on him without even getting off. The spin will actually require you to move a little slow at first but at about almost halfway, you should be able to smoothly turn. This also takes away from the awkward stopping points when you're trying to change positions.

    Grab his ankles (if you can reach) and let him get the a** shot while riding backwards. He will be so turned on he's going to be begging for you not to stop. Trust me, try this and your man will never forget it.
  • Juicy · 11 months ago
    Here's #8. ( THE LEAP FROG ) Him laying on flat surface (the floor) U squating over him n leap frog position with hands and feet on floor. Up n down. Up n down. No flesh can touch. Just the d!@k in and out the Pu$$\. I do pretty good. Have 2 friends. both ran into each other because they decided on the same night to sit outside house my in the bushes. (AWKWERD!) Is there such thing as doing it too well?

    Oh yeah, the first 7, DA BOMB, if done all in one nite.
  • HeadMistress · 11 months ago
    Fusion and Rodeo are the only way I can get mine, all the others I do and do well, so I've been told, but I can't get mine unless its one of those two which is ok, cause if he's satisfied thats a good thing, but I gotta wait for the next round...

    that Armchair shit you can forget, that's fuckin exercise fo' real fo' real - I aint tryna have arms like Mr Damn Universe just so he can get off alone...luv ya but nah!!! LOL

    elbows bucklin, hands fallin asleep n shit **walkin away mumblin under my breath
  • Ant_from_Chi · 11 months ago
    Woman on top is definitely the goodness. I like it because I can look into the woman's face as she moves in all directions on my shaft. Just don't get up there and get lazy. It's a good position for both of us so get on up there and makes us feel good. lol I don't remember if it was on the list, but i love it when a woman is on top of me and she has her ass up in the air and I got in all in my hands and just bouncing that ass all up and down on my dick. Wheeew lawd don't stop. Ha ha ha ha ha lmao.
  • Ness · 11 months ago
    yeah tht one was some wht on the list....it's the Rodeo but twirked to put that ass up just the way u like ;)
  • VIChick · 11 months ago
    ...y'all are in rare form today
  • BlogXilla · 11 months ago
    What is it with you and up the ass?
  • Ant_from_Chi · 11 months ago
    Who and up the ass?
  • BlogXilla · 11 months ago
    its' an inside joke... pause no homo! lol Ness knows though
  • Ness · 11 months ago
    do I?..lol. I didn't say 'up the ass"...just ass up....face down...tht's the way I like to f*ck....lol
  • VIChick · 11 months ago
    I LOVE THE SEE-SAW, THE LAST TIME I DID THAT SHIT THE NUCCA WAS SHIVERING. I ALSO LIKE TO BE ON TOP AND DEPENDING ON THE DICK SIZE I LOVE TO LEAN FORWARD WITH MY BREASTS ON HIS CHECKS AND GRIND DOWN. LIKE I SAID IT DEPENDS ON THE DICK SIZE. IF THE NUCCA WAS BLESSED THEN IT SHOULD BE AN EASY JOB, BUT WHEN IT FEELS LIKE YOUR FUCKING A THUMB THEN THAT POSITION WILL GIVE U NO FEELING.
  • Ness · 11 months ago
    the sew saw is my sh*t esp in the car! lol.
    I really don't like beds lol...lmao! If I can avoid a bed then I will..lol.

    even doing the rodeo in the car is hot b/c ur lower half will be in the back seat while ur front portion is in the front nex to the radio lol.
  • SassyScorpio · 11 months ago
    I don't like beds either...it's so ordinary. The more surfaces the better. I like the see saw on the dryer while its in spin mood.
  • VIChick · 11 months ago
    I did the rodeo in a Honda CRX before, that shit was crazy especially since that car is a cramped piece of shit. It was very very enjoyable.
  • Black tai · 11 months ago
    I need some pictures to help me get all these
  • Belly · 11 months ago
    Exactly
  • Black tai · 11 months ago
    sorry clicked the link
  • Thoney Gangstasweet · 11 months ago
    i'll take some for u
  • thejadednyer · 11 months ago
    the see-saw is def the BIZNIZ... my absolute fave.

    Now, I can't say I'm a riding expert or anything, but I've never had any complaints and have seen the dudes eyes roll back with that goofy grin a few times... even had a couple ask me to stop or slow down because they were about to cum! Do I get points for that? lol

    (okay, let me stop playing over here... I'm blushing like a mo-fo... lol)
  • 404 · 11 months ago
    Cuz I ride that thang like Bronco Billy!!!!!!

    You know what you're doin when a man keeps askin you to jump on it. It's simple.some can some cannot.
  • Lissa · 11 months ago
    I've done 1,6,4 & 7
    Mastered # 6 & 7, but I admit I still have alot to learn (not that I slack by much)
    So Im on my way to getting the gold . . .lol
  • circa-81 · 11 months ago
    Wow!!! 2 whole comments. I guess that truly shows how many girls know how to ride. And by the way the Asian Cowgirl is what I prefer for my girl to do. :-)
  • Belly · 11 months ago
    I had this one girl tell me that nobody can ride like her, and when it came down to it.. #1 is all she did. I'm like WTF? That's the default riding position! I was expecting some off the wall karate helicopter type sh*t!! Definately had to take control.
  • BlogXilla · 11 months ago
    don't you hate that? its like you be expecting the world the and then nothing they just your balls!! I've been wondering what he pleasure was every since I heard Raekwon say gettign my dick rode all night...
  • Ness · 11 months ago
    I like any riding position when he's sitting up....for some reason it allows for deeper penetratin (which as absolute must) I need to feel it deep.

    Which brings me to my next thing...I like riding average to above average dudes. With the "xtra medium" sized dudes it doesn't do anything 4 me (shruggin shoulders)
  • Lissa · 11 months ago
    Thought I was the only one. . .there is absolutely no way i can get off with an xtra medium dude and I'm on top
  • Ness · 11 months ago
    lol..I don't think they understand that to ride on top means that we're in control and want to feel every inch of him... ;)

    average and above, I can ride all day...u'll have to tell me to get off that bad boy lol. It's so much easier on the legs than w/ an extra medium dude lol.
  • yes · 11 months ago
    yea cuz i'm a short girl
  • yes · 11 months ago
    oh i guess i should read from top to bottom, im thinkin body size lol
  • lilmama · 11 months ago
    I want to ride you,BlogXilla !
  • SassyScorpio · 11 months ago
    I wouldn't say I am an expert but I have definitely down all of those, plus some. I tend not to brag as that sets you up for failure. Surprising my bed mate is the best, cuz when I'm done I like the look on his face

    Cost of codoms - $8.00
    Cost of candles - $2.00
    Cost of room - $120 per night
    Look on his face after experience - priceless

    LOL
  • Thoney Gangstasweet · 11 months ago
    i'm a riding expert and the only way to ride is to contract ur muscles as you go. i.e. open as ur coming down and squeeze in and pull as you're rising up....if you do this you will hook anyman ur with. doesn't hurt to learn how to jiggle ur boobies. the movement makes u look like a skrippa! OW!
  • deninge · 11 months ago
    I think I've done em all! Love to ride!
  • Pretty Big · 11 months ago
    My experience has been that only "a select few" women out there are really good at riding me the way I like to be ridden THE FIRST TIME. I'm not necessarily down on a woman who can't ride me at first because I'm a pretty patient guy, and at age 39 I've had enough experiences to know that you can't necessarily expect a woman to know everything right off the bat. I've always felt like with time you can pretty much teach a woman anything (long as she's willing to learn).

    But speaking from the standpoint of a brother who's been with more than my fair share of honeys (dark, light, white and right), if you were to ask me the # of women who were capable of riding me exactly like I like to be ridden, a woman who gets up on her feet or knees (feet especially), goes ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TOP of the pole, and crashes ALL THE WAY DOWN to the base WITH POWEFUL THRUSTS, and does that REPEATEDLY for HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES FOR ME TO REACH Mt. Everest??? And does that FROM THE VERY FIRST TIME that we ever started doing it????

    I'd say that number is probably 5% of the women that I've been with. And quite honestly, they were either "pros" that I met down in Brazil, or American women who had "been around the block". Most good-girls have to be taught, and you've got to be patient with the good girls fellas, it may be 3 or 4 months before she really starts CONSISTENTLY hitting that 3-pointer. Always remember, took Michael Jordan YEARS to develop that jumpshot. ;-)
  • HeadMistress · 11 months ago
    Ooooookaaaayyy...that might work....wait....please hold...visualizing....uh huh...yep, that'll do it!!! (for me I mean) :-)

    damn, have I been lazy ??? *ashamed* :-(
  • Midwest Cowgurl · 11 months ago
    I got all of these DOWN PACKED! Riding is my SPECIAL-TA!
  • bre · 11 months ago
    lol..good stuff. (making notes)

    i think some pics would help us out wit da visual
  • yes · 11 months ago
    I could go for a fusion right about now. They can't handle the rodeo.
  • THICKNSEXY · 10 months ago
    #6 IS MY SHIT!!!
  • enayda · 10 months ago
    i think that its good doing all type of position because i ride a dick to any time anwherw
    i love riding a dick.