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BlogXilla For Sexual Intellectuals: Rosters: You’re One Of Many

  • Mr_Jones · 11 months ago
    Damn, you hit the nail on the head. I to forward this on to some folks.
  • BlogXilla · 11 months ago
    Thank you sir!! lol send them the link! lol or click the share this button and add it to your myspace as a bulletin! let the world know!! lol
  • Chocolate Hunny Bunny · 11 months ago
    I got a star player and a bench warmer and maybe a rebound! HA

    I'll admit i used to be the back up player for a few dudes back in the day, dude use to break me off something lovely i aint care what he did
  • BlogXilla · 11 months ago
    Being a back up can be the best thing in the world if you play it right, but still give me on superstar player and i'm good
  • 404 · 11 months ago
    That's called that "Cum Back".............. he had you cummin back.........lol.....take dat take dat!!!
  • DC_REALEST · 11 months ago
    damn, who's on my roster... i admit i have one of each. on the flip i'm sure i've been once of each at some point.

    i would say that while in a relationship 'my goal' is to be the provider, supportive, engaging, honest, trustworthy, understanding, OH and lay dat wood. when you have the 'undivided attention' of your folks then the 'starting 5' line up goes away.
  • Mr_Jones · 11 months ago
    I think your roster should play there position also. I have been in situation where the rebound chick thought she was getting resigned to the team. I let her know that she was never offered a contract. All I needed was a tryout.
  • ANuJS · 11 months ago
    Good point! Know your role and play it. (Pippen wasn't Jordan dammit!) If you're not happy with your position...try out for another team. There's always a free agent.
  • ANuJS · 11 months ago
    My roster is depleted. I thought this was absolutely hilariously true. For both men and women. (We do it better :) I have been the back up player. I'll admit that this was a role the I enjoyed for a LONG time. I've also been a skill player. Back in the day, I had a rebound player who I should've been in contract talks with to make the damn star player. GAME OVER! (but i can admit HE would've still had a roster-but damn it the game would've been worth playing) Where is he? Is it ever too late to re-build a roster?
  • 404 · 11 months ago
    It's neva too late. Google his ass or zabbasearch him. He's out there. =o)
  • ANuJS · 11 months ago
    THE best lover I have ever had. Made me feel good head to toe and toe to head. One of the few men I have known who honestly just stripped me naked and just looked and looked before he touched. Wonderful...ookay! I'm back. Although he wasn't very ahem...endowed. Not bad, but not great.But it didn't matter. The mental and emotional love still makes me pause after all this time. Sex was still great.
  • BlogXilla · 11 months ago
    you caught a flashback huh!! lol Zabasearch is the troof though!
  • ANuJS · 11 months ago
    OMG! I looked on zaba. OMG! That is some stalker type shit right there. If I ever called...I'd have to explain my info. LMAO!
  • Lissa · 11 months ago
    No Pipl.com is waaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy better
  • 404 · 11 months ago
    Thanks Lissa..........I gotta find a throwback.....
  • Thoney Gangstasweet · 11 months ago
    whats with the stalker ish!?! omg...i' gues i'm just out in the dark i never heard of either of those sites...i thought facebook stalkin was bad! y'all are pros! can u find the bitch that stole my identity so i can live my life!?!?!?! ehehehhh eheehhhheeee eeeehheeee! lol
  • Lissa · 11 months ago
    LOL. . .dont look at it that way. . .I just want to know everything a mofo is not telling. . lol. . .and you never know when you might have to find a ish sooooooooooo.....................
  • 404 · 11 months ago
    LMAO............Thoney where dat hoe at?????

    And I'm not a stalker.......I just believe in need to know info. And peoplesearch.com is great too but they tax ya.
  • Thoney Gangstasweet · 11 months ago
    in philly now, but she bounces around the country so watch out forr Alexis Cossiey the phony aka. anywho if you go looking for trouble, you'll find it. if there's no trouble to find ur paranoia will make something outta nothing....i have never and can't ever do the research 'em move. if somethin's foul, i'll find out eventually....
  • Lissa · 11 months ago
    Anytime. . .good luck
  • HeadMistress · 11 months ago
    thanks a damn lot Lissa, a few hours ago I was only "investigative by nature" now thanks to you & Pipl.com I am officially a stalker...I love this site, found out shit I ain't even know about myself...LOL!!!!
  • Lissa · 11 months ago
    LMFAO. . . .Your still investigative by nature you're just more informed now. . .lol
    yeah that site tells you everything. . lol
  • HeadMistress · 11 months ago
    "more informed" sounds good to me :-) that shyt is amazing!
  • VIChick · 11 months ago
    Its never too late to re-build your roster. I actually think its normal to have a roster and sometimes its good to keep certain players on a month to month contract in case you gotta do a trade.
  • Thoney Gangstasweet · 11 months ago
    mine too! what should we do Anu?!? ARG! i love how u said i should have been in contract negotiations with dude! AAAAH! too funny!

    this list was real, and i've forwarded it! OW! keep 'em cuming xilla....

    i've played every role and now i'm at a place where i want a star player in an open-ended contract!? i'd hate to have to starbury some nigga and be like stuck and have to pay him to go away....someone mentioned that women are better at this than men. we are! women usually have an exactly roster and all players are kept in the dark..... i think this can be attributed to a past hurt, and the intense desire to not be left out there bogus should something happen...
  • VIChick · 11 months ago
    I currently dont have a roster. I have my star player and he is good enough for me. But back in the day I had my all american team, consisting of all major players. But as I got older I quit the sport because too many foul plays by the members of my team. I had a skilled player that knew how to use his mouth, that was his only purpose.

    I have been the star player and the back-up before. as a back-up player I liked it depending on the coach because I didn't have to validate my position with him all the time. I did as i please.
  • BlogXilla · 11 months ago
    How would you validate your position if you had to?
  • VIChick · 11 months ago
    Right now I hope to be the ONLY player on his team. If I am not then there are problems. Why should he have a team and I dont have one. i got reserve players who are always willing to get in the game.
  • 404 · 11 months ago
    I have a star player,back up and bench warmers.

    I believe I've played all the positions.

    I currently have a bench warmer that I'm waiting to get into uniform and come on the field. He's dragging his feet though. I'm bout to throw a flag and call "HOLDING".

    Maybe I missed out...............................I really don't wanna let the clock run on him.
  • ANuJS · 11 months ago
    U never no, ur damn bench warmer could be the next superstar. Get his ass in uniform pronto!
  • BlogXilla · 11 months ago
    EXACTLY!!!
  • 404 · 11 months ago
    I know...and Xilla why you yellin?? lol

    I think I missed out foreal. He won't be in my city anymore. =o(



    BUT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Bench warmer if your reading this................GET INTO UNIFORM SOLDIER!!!!
  • Chocolate Hunny Bunny · 11 months ago
    yeah you shouldn't let anyone pass you by, send him a link to this site maybe he can learn a thing or two! lol get em girl
  • J. Lewis · 11 months ago
    LOL...good shit

    I'm a free agent....the next team I get on I want unlimited pussy coupons as part of the signing bonus!!!
  • Mr_Jones · 11 months ago
    If you find her, then hook me up with her sister.
  • Lissa · 11 months ago
    I know I only have the Star player (and I love him). . .but cant be too sure of what all roles I've played
  • Mr_Jones · 11 months ago
    I think everyone has been at least 2 out of the 5
  • M.Y. · 11 months ago
    I don't play this game...luckily I have only been a referee
  • Art2dope · 11 months ago
    you see i'ma keep it funky... i ain't apart of no team... i'm like my own little one man army... SHIT i might even be the MVP(Most Valuable Penis)

    Nah this entry is funny and good... have my own little team like this =] But always rememebr, its not your players but how you play the game and keep them fresh and in rotation! John Madden reporting from blogxilla! BOOM!
  • Ness · 11 months ago
    I like ur way of thinking. I don't think I have a team & I'm the franchise lol.
    I'm MVP also (Most Valuable Pu$$y) :)

    And it's not the players, its how u play the game! :)
  • Art2dope · 11 months ago
    AOOOOWWWWWW!!! lol great minds think alike...

    maybe i need to play in your franchise lol
    And keep those trophies coming MVP!
  • Ness · 11 months ago
    Hahahaha great minds do think alike!!

    From the sound of it, you have ur own franchise, but it's nothing wrong w/ merging companies LoL (j/k)

    Ur MVP at ur franchise and I'm MVP at mine ;)

    I got 3 MVP rings! Do I hear a 4-peat?! lol.
  • Art2dope · 11 months ago
    LMAO only time and the next blog with tell =P
  • Swagger Jacker · 11 months ago
    Cute Post...But I read this somewhere before...

    http://parlourmagazine.com/?p=1601

    …Says The Single Girl: There is Always Someone Else

    Perhaps the biggest misconception when it comes to dating is that there are only two people in a relationship.

    Au contraire, dating is a team sport. Only thing is you don’t know who you are competing against for the number one spot.

    Think of it as fantasy football.
    Your man has you as his starter but unbeknownst to you he is looking at possible candidates who can take your spot depending on your performance. Or you’ve just replaced the previous franchise player he lost to free agency, trade or salary cap….For those of you not familiar with sports put it this way: Dating is one big audition.
  • R.E. · 11 months ago
    Don't forget the Redshirt. That's the person you let hang around the organization and get to know the franchise. After letting them sit the sideline for awhile, they can fill one of the positions. I've found reshirting quite useful when a girl isn't ready for minutes, or I just don't have a spot for her on the roster.
  • 404 · 11 months ago
    HELL YEAH..HELL YEAH................I gotta redshirt on deck too................=oP
  • Alex · 11 months ago
    Haha - now why you got to go telling peoples secrets, why?
  • ThatsMissTaylor2U · 11 months ago
    SSSOOOooo TRUE! Your GOOD!
  • Yeah, I said it. · 11 months ago
    I have a Star Player, and I'm his Star Player,

    and I have a backup, and I'm HIS backup.


    Works great when everyone knowe their role and how to play it. The team can never be fucked with!
  • MayMay81 · 11 months ago
    As far as I know, I'm a "Star Player", like I said, as far as I know. I've had my own all-American Dream Team in the past. Currently, I have a "Star Player" aka "Primary", and a plan "B". Back in the day my "Star Player" and I were each other's "Back up's".