DISQUS

what? · 4 months ago

I have been a long time Hoe Card carrier and proud of it...I don't use it often, but it is there in case of emergencies and those special moments when I can't help myself. Its been acutally months since I have used it and ladies let me tell u that when men say we have the gift its the truth! I haven't given my Baby Daddy any in about 2 months and since then he has been my damn ATM machine! If I knew it was gonna be like that I would have kept the cooch on lock a long time ago. LOL...they should make a song about the Hoe Card, it is truely a magical thing, if u don't abuse it.

BlogXilla · 4 months ago

A hoe card should be revoked when you wanna have conversations when we should be f*cking!

Reptile214 · 4 months ago

I second that.

candyangel23 · 4 months ago

LMAO WOW THIS INTERESTING WELL LET ME JUST SAY IM 23 I STARTED DATING WHEN I WAS 19 AND I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR 4 YEARS WE BROKE UP 8 MONTHS AGO. I BROKE OUT MY HOE CARD 3 MONTHS AGO ITS BEEN FUN BUT UNFORTUNATELY IM GONNA HAVE TO PUT IT UP CAUSE I JUST MEET THIS AMAZING GUY THAT HAS A LOT OF POTENTIAL. I WILL MISS IT BUT I KNOW ITS ALWAYS THERE LOL!!!!

MarvelousMo · 4 months ago

@ candyangel23

girl it will ALWAYS be there! trust! lmao

Biggga · 4 months ago

A hoe card should be revoked when she thinks more about Metamucil than Method Man. lol!!!

Miss Diva · 4 months ago

I haven't met a man good enough to make me put my hoe card up lol

randomhottness · 4 months ago

i've clearly discoverd my hoe card in college; lol
sad part is im only a sophmore; i gotta ways to go.

yoou know how when you swipe ur credit or debit card alot, and you get those distictive swipe marks, like obviously you use it entirely tooo much. welll my hoe card doesnt have those. ssry. lol

hoe cards deff should be revoked when ppl get pegnate; time to grow up boo boo; set an example; && by example i dont mean whore till they wont allow you any more abortions or offer you an overdose or birthcontrol. smh.

my fondest hoe card moment; why i cant explain that to you for i was verrry out of it off of what my lil friend likes to call "spruce juice"; from what i hear it was quite funny; hell i laughed at myself.

SpottieOttie · 4 months ago

No, excuse but I received my Hoe card genetically...all of my grandfather's descendants are proud card carriers, as he was himself a Platinum member. We embrace it, fighting against it only makes us feel unnecessarily guilty. I don't live off the card, but discovered the first hints of my "0-limit" charge account in college...I (successfully!!) suspended the account during marriage but since the divorce is almost final, every fuckable man I see now appears only as a "For Sale" sign. Can't wait for the "cha-chings"... :)

chanel · 4 months ago

I discovered my hoe card right after I graduated high school. I had a wild 9-10 mos then "fell in love" lol for the last year at the age of 23 I been single and celibate while I wait for someone worth it... wow its tougher than you think...
I revoked my own hoe card and locked it in a safe deposit box becuase I realized that I should only have it out for hours at a time not for months lol....

Lihara · 4 months ago

I have a similar story to candyangel Im 22 been in a relationship for 4 years..(we had fun sexually) so I need some so I was about to put out the HOE CARD BUT the first guy I met he is digging me and Im digging him so I dont want sex to mess things up...DAMN!!!

HeadMistress · 4 months ago

*Raises Hand* - discovered mine in my mid-twenties and it is used sparingly

@ "a freakin’ prude with freaky thoughts" perfect description :-D

A Hoe Card should be used the same way one should use their Credit Card: for emergencies and the "occasional" treat for oneself ONLY

Just like the credit card if one finds themself living off their hoe card that's a sign of trouble and they need a revocation and a time out for reflection

N3SSBABY19 · 4 months ago

HUMMM NEVA THOUGHT BOUT HOE CARD
I DONT THINK I HAVE ONE...BUT I WANTT ONE SHIT
HOW I GET IT
IS THERE A CREDIT CHECK SHIT
CUZ FRM WHAT YALL SAYIN "IT SOUNDS POPPIN"
LIKE A MOMENT I COULD DO SOME HOE SHIT...AND IT BE OKAY HUH
NEVA NEEDED ONE THOU...LOST MY V CARD WEN I WAS 18 AND IM 19 TURNIN 20 AND BEEN IN A CONSTANT STEADY RELATIONSHIP EVA SINCE
BUT I HAVE THOUGHT BOUT FUCKIN AND CREEPING WITH OTHAS BEFORE...I GUESS THAT'S WHERE MY HOE CARD WOULD COME IN HANDYY

chanel · 4 months ago

lmao @ credit check


If there was one a whole lotta people would get they credit limit decreased.

rodeosbest · 4 months ago

early thirties.. been in relationship for 7 years...he messed up.. we broke up over a year ago.. never dated anyone.. met someone two months ago on a humbug...hung out very often.. gave it up.. he was just smiling.. me too.. he was good with the stick and the lick.. he pissed me off.. and I made sure to get prettied up... go over there and give him the business (as I didnt do nothing before when we got it on) like he had never had before AND EVEN treated him to some Tootsie Pop action (I hadnt gave him any of that yet)..he said I was the best he ever had..I thought he was just saying that until he repeated it several times after the do.. I laughed.. said I had to run.. and told him I would hit him in a few hours.stopped taking his calls.... he went to far with that..I just wanted to show him.. YOU GOT TO PAY THE COST TO BE THE BOSS!!! thats why they call me a THAT BISH...

DopeAlicious · 4 months ago

hell if i wasn't married, i would be pullin mine out left and right lol. i see fuckables everywhere i go.

ALMiss · 4 months ago

I haven't used my hoe card yet but it IS nice to know that I have it and can use whenever I please!

I think a hoe card should be revoked in the events of pregnancy, finding Mr. Right [or even Mr. Right Now], or being too old to even think about doing hoe ish!

Ms. Yea · 4 months ago

THE DARK BLACK HOE CARD IS IN EFFECT.......NOW!!!!!

LLMMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I LOVE U BLOGZILLA.....this is the shyt people are scared to talk about!!!

Oohkeekee · 4 months ago

A HOE CARD SHOULD BE REVOKED WHEN U UPGRADE TO PORNSTAR STATUS

Cutie · 4 months ago

Marvelous,
You are HILARIOUS!!! Have a wonderful weekend!

Sarah · 4 months ago

Thank god i dont use my credit card as much as i use my hoe card. i've never heard anyone acknowledge it before!

Kbizzle · 4 months ago

Well, I used my hoe card for the first time 2 years ago. I had a threesome with 2 guys. Great experience and i'd do it again with the right people... Too bad, no one has allowed me to bring it out again :(

SMGAY · 4 months ago

Damn I'm jealous Always wanted to do two guys at once never did now I'm commited, shit. I never really used my hoe card but after I get divorced, lol I'ma max that shit out, they goin have to close my account I can see it now. Great post Mo

Ksassy · 4 months ago

I'm waiting on next week topic, b/c I'm picky my damn self!

Ksassy · 4 months ago

I'm waiting on next week topic, b/c I'm picky my damn self!

Bee · 4 months ago

I found mine in Feb. when I broke up with my boyfriend [he was my first] and I'm 21. And I put it back up in April.

Kiwi · 4 months ago

LMAO!!! HO-CARD!

I have not used my hoe card yet either. I guess I am like u and I am a freaking prude. I think I had several attempts to use my hoe card though...

Most of the time I am in a relationship and my conscience wont let me cheat. Other times it be because Aunt FLow came (which was a warning).

I guess if I was in your situation and seen all these fly dudes like you did, I would use mine. Guys use their hoe cards all the damn time!!!

Maybe one day I will use it, but with the right person. And strap up...I am not gonna be a nasty hoe.

Kiwi · 4 months ago

Oh and I also have the fantasy of doing 2 men. 2 sexy men who are straight!!!

I think that is when I will use my hoe card. LOL Xilla this sounds like a new posting for next week :::hint-hint:::

Guys arent the only ones who want 3somes. Kbizzle you are the ish for actually doing it!!

jerseypeach404 · 4 months ago

I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY THAT IN MY 28 YEARS I HAVE USED MY HOE CARD ON 3 OCCASSIONS AND IT WAS WELL WORTH IT!!

alot2say · 4 months ago

i've used mine a few times and i was proud of my conquests....i am sometimes fascinated with a good lookin dude, i mean almost perfect lookin dude, swag on point,perfect opportunity, and i just cant help myself... but ladies remember, if u choose to use your hoe card dont expect your wifey card to work too, gettin all attached and what not.enjoy the experience and whatever happens happens.