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If You Had: Morris Chestnut

Started by BlogXilla · 7 月前

Hello ladies!! I know I post a lot of pictures of females on my website. So, today to make up for that I will start a series called, If You Had, where you can gawk over different men, like men gawk over females. So here is what I need you to do. In the [...] ... Continue reading »

24 comments

  • VIChick

    7 月前

    Well I am not a Morris Chestnut fan.The man does absolutly nothing for me, but to play along "If I had Morris Chestnut I would bring him to my hotel room, strip him naked tie him up and steal his wallet" That is what I would do to Morris Chestnut.

    The End
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  • KESHA

    7 月前

    I'll tickle his balls for you so we can get the pin numbers to his cards
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  • VIChick

    7 月前

    Thanks for the assistance girl. Team work always works. lol
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  • ThatchickNik

    7 月前

    LOL!! GIRL YOU ARE A MESS!!!!
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  • VIChick

    7 月前

    lol
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  • MS DIVINE

    7 月前

    My Gawrrrd! MORRIS CHESTNUT!! HIS LAST SAME SAYS IT ALL! LMAOF! OK THAT WAS NOT LASEXY AT BUT ALL THE FRUITS WILL BE SNATCHED OFF THE SHELVES...BEAMS IN MY CEILING WILL BE REINFORCED...AWW SPEECHLESS
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  • SweetT

    7 月前

    girrrrrllll i would want his nut on my chest! lol
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  • SweetT

    7 月前

    If I had Morris Chestnut I would suck him dry. When he played Ricky in Boyz In the Hood I wanted to eat him up like a somolian at mcdonalds. Damn! he's sexy as hell.
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  • Missy

    7 月前

    I would ride him and keep my hands all over his chest and abs. that man is sexy. I'll let him do whatever he wants to do to me.
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  • KESHA

    7 月前

    I agree with Black Island Barbie He's not all that!
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  • ThatchickNik

    7 月前

    Morris could get it though. First he'd have to feed me; take me to a nice restaurant. Then I would slap my electric bill on the table. Then I would have him take me to an expensive 5 star hotel, get a suite and wear dat ass out while "Darling Nikki" plays in the background LOL!! ! Im sure he wont forget a ghetto superstar like me!!
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  • VIChick

    7 月前

    LMFAO slapping the electric bill on the table. GREAT!!! But since I stole his wallet I doubt he would have money to pay the bills. LOL
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  • ThatchickNik

    7 月前

    Black Island you are too silly!!! LOL!! That's why I love coming on here - trust me, ya'll get me through my work day with ease!!

    But if you steal his wallet , I can forget about dinner and the hotel suite too !! DAMN YOU AND KESHA !! stealing and tickling balls and shit !
    Let me get my rib-eye and the bill paid then ya'll can get em. LOL!!

    DAMN SHAME! we sittin up here having fantasies about plotting and scheming on this poor, unaware creature! Im putting myself in time-out right now....
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  • VIChick

    7 月前

    Ok girl you got him first and after ur trist in the hotel room we will come in and do our part.

    Poor thing that he dont even know we are plotting. I ALMOST feel bad!! ALMOST. LOL
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  • shayna

    7 月前

    morris chestnut NOT so hot anymore, so id pass.
    but Common...
    something bout a dude w. a bald head, dimples, and nice lips just does something to me.
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  • 404

    7 月前

    I'd tell him to call Idris Elba, Mike Vick & Andre 3000.we'd have a good old fashioned gang bang.......BANG BANG BANG...............LOL
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  • VIChick

    7 月前

    Lol girl you crazy as hell. LOL Idris Elba and Vick oh my, I would let them get it. Hell Vick could get in to come to the prison and give him some visits. LOL.
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  • Ness

    7 月前

    MC isn't my type.... either....lol.

    I would have him dress up in womans panties and bra's and even shoes....then I'll take a few pics so I can blackmail him (later down the line) lol. (j/k)....

    For real, I would see who he knows tht I like & have him invite them to where I'm at... and then tht's when the real fun will start (without MC of course) lol.
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  • HappyToBeNappy

    7 月前

    If I had Morris Chestnut. . I would let him put it wherever he wanted. I would take his last name literally and put his nuts on my chest. I would be his personal freak for the evening.
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  • SexyJAKid

    7 月前

    I used to love me some Morris Chestnut...I still got love for him and those fine lips. I even named vibrator ~ ChestNUT.

    So if I had Morris Chestnut.... 1st of he's gonna have to eat the life outta me. Then i'd love to ride that man like never before. Hmmm
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  • MS DIVINE

    7 月前

    I feel ya gurl! Just Eat me from asshole to SOOOOUL!!! Lol yall off the chain
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  • yes

    7 月前

    morris lost his flava, put up bob sanders
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  • M.Y.

    7 月前

    had this been during his "The Best Man" days (he's looking a bit rugged now..me no likey) I would do him in a starbucks bathroom on a sunday morning right after I had my tall vanilla chai latte with extra foam..
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  • Chante

    5 天前

    WOW if i could meet MorrisChestnut it would be a delight I love this mn. LOL I would like to first hug him so tight, then i would want the hole dy be about us walk and hold hands do dinner walk on the beach and if i'm lucky a kiss or two lay together hold each other do everything that yo wuld want to do wih a mAN THAT U IN LOVE WITH. I wish I could meet him.
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