DISQUS

HeadMistress · 10 months ago

Nah, my parents were good christian people OR they hid their ish really well, cause I'm a snoop (not looking for anything like that, just random nosiness) and I never stumbled upon anything naughty

my dad used to leave used condoms on the floor by the bed tho'....UGH, talk about mental trauma!

I ended up throwing my "bob" away tho' I suffered more anxiety over "the possibility" of my daughter finding it than I derived pleasure from it...LOL! She's a snoop like her mother, couldn't take the chance and real d*ck is so much better anyway...

BlogXilla · 10 months ago

So your daughter is nosey like her mother huh? LMAO that's classic just got the sake of argument what would you do if she did find it?

HeadMistress · 10 months ago

I have no earthly idea, it woulda been a mess tho cause I know that lil "b" would try to blackmail me with the info and threaten to tell the holy rollers if she didn't get the latest BabyPhat or some otha shyt...

then I'd have to beat that ass and then CPS would get involved...ROFLMAO!

Valencia112 · 10 months ago

My mama has seen my vibrator, she probably have seen my porn too. She thinks I shouldn't have to have stuff like that, but if I had a man I propbably wouldn't need it.

NYQTPI · 10 months ago

I doubt it i have a man and i still grab my toy every night CTFU!

Valencia112 · 10 months ago

I never had one when I had a man. so I'm speaking from my experience.

VIChick · 10 months ago

Man or not my toy stays working overtime. Hell I was using it when my ex was in bed watching tv. He didn't feel like sex so I pulled it out and got to work. I guess that got his attention.

ChucksFavorite · 10 months ago

Oh yeah...I've caught everybody...parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, lil bro! there's nothing i can't find!

VIChick · 10 months ago

I found my cousin's stash of porn when I was like around 8-9. I stole it and took it home and watched it whenever my mom was asleep. One night I forgot it in the VCR and when I got home from school my mom found it and beat my ass. I asked her what she did with the tape and she beat my ass some more. I knew my cousin would kill me if he found out. My mother said she threw it out. I doubt that shit,

DaRuler · 10 months ago

LOL. You had the nerve/courage to ask her about the tape?!

VIChick · 10 months ago

Lol I know right. I was scared of my momma but I know if my cousin found out I went into his room without him knowing and stole his tape, he would fucking kill me. He was a teenager so if my momma told his momma she would fuck him up. Hence him fucking me up.

EbonyLolita · 10 months ago

This is hilarious bc I had my secret stash. One day I skipped class and heard my dad come home from work. I didn't want 2 explain why I was wasting his $$ 4 college so I hopped in the closet when I heared him coming toward my room. Lo & behold my father knew about my stash & was making copies of them. It was @ that exact moment my "daddy" became Eugene. I'm sure he thought the same the 1st
he found it in my dresser drawer.

anonymous · 10 months ago

I found my grandpa's vintage stack of porn. Those girls in the 50s were too fresh. lmao

DaRuler · 10 months ago

LOL. Pure comedy!

Blu Hulk · 10 months ago

LOL @ this whole subject. I know that when I was about 13, i found my Dad's stash of magazines under his mattress. They were old (like from the 70's), and I ended up laughing at them more than beating to them...lol. He must have realized I found them, cuz a week later they were gone...he never said anything.

I know that my Momma found some my porn b/c I left running in the DVD player in my room (but I turned off the TV ). When I got back home, the TV was on and it was in mid-fuck....lol. I guess it scared her off and she just ran out the room. She never did mention it though....haha

MsJ · 10 months ago

Aftee my uncle died we found his stash of gay porno and his wife was not happy about it

DaRuler · 10 months ago

that sound like some shit that'll happen in one of tyler perry's movies..

DomiMami · 10 months ago

LOL this post is hilarious. Ok yall, Heeeeeey! I been lurkin for a minute now and had to comment on this. Picture it, St Olef =)
My daughter walked downstairs (while I had company no less) with my damn strap on harness. I had a f*ck of a time making a good one up for that sh*t!
I guess Im fortunate...she didnt find it WITH the attachment!
I really woulda been phuck outta luck!
Keep up the good post!
~Dominique

DaRuler · 10 months ago

WOOOOOOOOWWWWW..

peachypop · 10 months ago

i've also been lurken, reading, listening, learning on tha site before. there was never really anything i could relate to, to post a comment on ....til now lmaoo

in my teen yrs i always found my cousins porn dvds & when they's leave tha house i'd watch em lmfaoooo

& no one has found any of my toys

outofyourmind · 10 months ago

LOL, this happened to me yesterday. I was in the bathroom getting ready to go out when I heard my fiance yell "What are you doing?" And I'm running out like WHAT?! when actually he was talking to our daughter, who had my vibrator. I was embarassed. Luckily she's 2 and hopefully will never remember.
Another funny one was when we were moving and my father found my sister's vibrator. LOL! He wrapped it up in a towel and couldn't wait to grill her for having it in the house.

BlogXilla · 10 months ago

WOWOWOWOWWOW lol you gotta hide that thing better!!! lol What were you doing in the bathroom though huh? lol

outofyourmind · 10 months ago

I was doing my hair and makeup, LOL! I think I'm gonna have to change my "special" drawer to another one.
My man did leave a flick in the dvd once but didn't turn it off. So me and my nephew just go into the room and I snap on the tv. All I heard was some moaning and saw an ass in the air. My nephew just gave me the side eye. LOL!

Adult Toys · 2 months ago

Can't imagine finding my parents adult toys, wow.

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