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BlogXilla For Sexual Intellectuals: How To Eat It With A Bullet

  • Mzhollywood · 8 months ago
    Okay this right mght be your best advice yet. I've already sent this article to several friends. This is a must try.
  • BlogXilla · 8 months ago
    Thank you so You never had this done before? Hmmm
  • Mzhollywood · 8 months ago
    No never.
  • hazysin · 8 months ago
    thanks Xilla.. ive already forwarded this to my man, he think im playing when i say he can help with the bullet
  • BlogXilla · 8 months ago
    He better get up on it.
  • erica · 8 months ago
    ummmmmmmm marry me?!?! LOL thank u so much for this. described perfectly. Got me squirming in my seat! LMAO!
  • BlogXilla · 8 months ago
    I Do.
  • erica · 8 months ago
    I do too! LOL
  • ms shai · 8 months ago
    Love this.

    'if you wanna be my lover, ya gotta get w/ my friend"
  • BlogXilla · 8 months ago
    Thanks Dope!
  • CandiGirl · 8 months ago
    Just had to cross my legs and blush. Nothing else to say!
  • BlogXilla · 8 months ago
    awww I hope it helped.
  • SW1 · 8 months ago
    Wow never mind crossing my legs. It's my 34th b'day today and i'm waiting on my man to come back with my fav bubbly. He needs to be reading this and then give me my final present for the day... lol
  • BlogXilla · 8 months ago
    Happy Birthday, I could have sworn i replied to this message on my phone!! I hope you had a blast for your birthday!! what did you do?
  • SW1 · 8 months ago
    My b'day was a quite one this year. My b/f and his daughter and my two kids have the spent the last 5 days doing family stuff. Best b'day i have had in a while and we finished the day off perfectly. (I got him to read this blog and the rest is history) need i say anymore :)

    Thanks Xilla
  • SaTownHoney · 8 months ago
    man imma pull mine out right NOW after reading that! sometimes reading these is like foreplay for me! i need to compile, better yet, Xilla u need to compile all these posts into a handy bedside guide for the fellas! boy....you need me to b ur agent and get u a book deal lol?
  • HeadMistress · 8 months ago
    See Xilla, we all want your book :-D
  • BlogXilla · 8 months ago
    see now that makes sense... email me.
  • HeadMistress · 8 months ago
    Approved!
  • Mojo · 8 months ago
    Oooo but WAIT though! Lol...... Where the hell is my phone, I need my boo to come over lol
  • EbonyLolita · 8 months ago
    Yeah, Bullets are the BOMB!! Only bad side is they burn out too often when u use Duracell batteries. I've graduated to BOB's, but Imma keep the answer to that acronym to myself b/c 1/2 of you would neva believe it. LMMAO ;)
  • HeadMistress · 8 months ago
    Hahaha @ BOB ;-D
  • BlogXilla · 8 months ago
    a lot of people call it a bob though. don't know what that mean though
  • EbonyLolita · 8 months ago
    Not referring to Batter Operated Boyfriend, I'm referring to something else. Like I said HeadMistress/Xilla you wouldn't believe me if I told you what it stood for. Lets just say an everyday item has more KICK then a Bullet. Neva woulda believed it if my Bullet hadn't died out on me 1 nite. LMMAO ;o
  • HeadMistress · 8 months ago
    *curiously looking around the house for clues* LMAO!!!
  • napps · 8 months ago
    somebody's bday is coming up....this might be a good gift lol
  • BlogXilla · 8 months ago
    word is bond! that might be a great b-day gift! lol have fun. send me a thank you e-card or something.
  • Lady Jei · 8 months ago
    Blogxilla for Secretary of Sexual Relations. I am about to call Pres Obama. This right here has officially placed you at the top.
    I have cut and pasted this entire article and sent it to my boo. So I am blaming you for whatever happens when I kidnap his ass to the bedpost.

    2 bullets up Xilla!!!
  • BlogXilla · 8 months ago
    hammer don't hurt him!! Next time send him a link so i can get the impressions. Copy and paste is not as great for me.
  • Juicy_Juice78 · 8 months ago
    Oral sex with the bullet is how I got pregnant!! Wheeeew! Goodness gracious. Ladies this is a must try with your significant other. Make sure you have fresh batteries because there is nothing worse then weak batteries in a bullet. I got a new toy called Sealed With a Kiss that is a bullet with a sucky thing on the end and 8 different settings.
  • BlogXilla · 8 months ago
    damn but how exactly did you end up preggers? from oral sex... they say... even though you might seen me coming out her house there is no way she can have a baby out of her mouth.... Jadakiss lol
  • Juicy_Juice78 · 8 months ago
    The oral play with the bullet was just that good. And as I'm sitting here typing this my son is playing with my nightstand drawer and I just saw my bullet peep it's head out the drawer. But back to how my son was conceived from a night of oral playing with the bullet. It was my first experience using the bullet with a person besides myself. I tried with a previous boyfriend but he wasnt down with it. My son's father was the one who asked me if he could do it...along with his handy helper (an 8 inch dildo). Needless to say one thing lead to another, my head was spinning, he was dirty talking and next thing I know the handy helper was traded up for his actual handy helper. And that is how my son was conceived by the help of the bullet.
  • theKINGm1 · 8 months ago
    And I thought NahRight? had the craziest comments on the innanets!
  • Vhision · 8 months ago
    um hmmm hell nah - now the bullet is a fertility god
  • MsLady.. · 8 months ago
    I have to stop reading your stuff at Night..Its Killing me how Descriptive you are..Gosh U Must be Phenomenal... To think I don't even know what a Bullet is..Help??..But I can Now visualize it and Throw this Article on my To Do list...=)
  • BlogXilla · 8 months ago
    a bullet is a small vibrator... it's sort of shaped like a bullet or an small egg... ummmm but yeah.
  • Doc Johnson · 3 months ago
    Yes, exactly. The bullet is one of the great all time adult toys.

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  • favorisntfair · 8 months ago
    This post is killing me softly. This will be on my to-do or shall I say "let him do to me list" when I get a man!
  • BlogXilla · 8 months ago
    hahahah I got a list of things to do...
  • favorisntfair · 8 months ago
    Well I clearly need this list. When I get with someone that is worthy of me coming out of celibacy for, I want fireworks!
  • kingsmomma · 8 months ago
    I'll have to save this one for someone.

    and homegirl in the pic is stunning.
  • MELI · 8 months ago
    I haven't been here in a while and I'm glad I came back today I'm going to get me a bullet. Thanks Zilla
  • anon · 8 months ago
    watch your teeth!
  • MsStylistik · 8 months ago
    ummmmm....*speechless* ...UR NASSSSTY!! I LIKE THAT!!! LOL
    It took me like 30 mins to read this cuz I kept havin flashbacks of the best head of my LIFE on Monday ...MMMMmmmm....................but anyway....so I've been sittin here zoned out visualizin him usin this bullet with all of your certified techniques +HIS certified techs ......thinkin if he makes me scream ANY louder.....there might be an eviction notice on the door the next day ((after him using the bullet on me))......but that's a risk I'm willing to take!!!! :-D
  • nubian · 8 months ago
    I broke my bullet but i will be getting another one very soon, and yes, I just sent this email to my 'ship!