if i had a penis for a day i would never leave my house exept for to the grocery store. i would line up about 20 bowls filled with various things and stick my penis in each one. a bowl of m&m's, pudding, juice, vaseline, hair conditioner, noodles, etc. i would stick it in EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
MissBeasley
· 7 months ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Shay
· 7 months ago
LMFAO!!! That is the funniest thing I've read today!!! I'd do jumping jacks naked, play with my balls, get some head, and have lots of sex!!
HeadMistress
· 7 months ago
HILARIOUS!!!
texasbelle86
· 7 months ago
1st i would slap a few bitches with my new ding-a-ling. masturbate to see how it feels for a guy. i would also sex up amber-rose.rhianna.bria miles.trina.keyshia cole.jessica white just to name a few lol oh and thats about it i think.
Janee
· 7 months ago
I really wouldnt know what to do with it.....swing it around maybe...lol ummm i know i would have alot of fucking options and maybe be refered to as a playa or pimp instead of a hoe...but really i dont know what kind of advantages i would get by having one...except on the sex aspect or having more options in the dating field...like dating out my race and what not....
JHamp
· 7 months ago
Lol "like dating out my race and what not"...Moron.
Janee
· 7 months ago
and how am i a moron for saying that.....a black guy dating outside his race is easier than a black woman doing it... or is it not?
Bogart4017
· 7 months ago
The funniest thing--The frisky.com (a predominately white site) did this about two months ago. The answer was overwhelmingly the same...all them white girls wanted to do was stand up and pee!!!!!!
spottieottie98
· 7 months ago
First thing i'd do is drink a gallon of tiger sauce & go piss on RKelly...then i'd take my kids to the park and be amazed that they actually listened when I yelled out "get off the swing and get in the car" (doesn't "Daddy Voice" come w/ the penis?...)...next, I'd fuck my way thru Club Onyx (Atlanta) and if that doesn't kill me, then I'd drive down I-20E while smoking a blunt & doing 120mph (cuz it takes balls).
DopeAlicious
· 7 months ago
BAAAAAAAAALLS DEEP hhahah
toronto
· 7 months ago
lmao
Pearl
· 7 months ago
I'd wild out... lol Get a raise at work, jack off some, get some blue pills, and be a ho for the rest of the day.
I'm surprised I still remember my disqus name. @rubykisses
Chichis
· 7 months ago
No Xilla, I think the question is what would you do if you had a vag for a day???? LOL
DopeAlicious
· 7 months ago
yea this definitely needs to be the next post
TexasBlasian
· 7 months ago
Id want know what a vagina felt like, what a mouth felt like, and how it feels to masterbate. Stand and pee and not lift the seat.
moonforge
· 7 months ago
I would gladly get up in the morning and pee without having to sit on the cold toilet seat. I would pop in a porno grab some lotion and bust one b4 I went to work (bust another in the shower). After work I would hit up happy hour with a few attractive female and gay male friends (just for some head). Have a menage...I would definetly be wearing a condom..and stick my pole in every hole I could that night!
hazysin
· 7 months ago
i have been saying this for years....
"IF I HAD A DICK FOR 24 HOURS, 23 HRS 15MIN WOULD BE SPENT IN A RANDOM CHICKS MOUTH".
I JUST WANNA KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO GET MY DICK SUCKED
outofyourmind
· 7 months ago
^LOL, ok I thought I was the only one who wanted to see how that felt. The way these guys be wildin' when a girl goes down on them makes it seem like its the best thing in the world.
dolce2054
· 7 months ago
i've always wanted this to happen!! would do everything that i see guys do.. scratch themselves, play with themselves, and absolutely have sex with a girl.. just to see what the hype is about. and you can't forget getting head. i need to know what the big deal is about. i once asked a guy friend what it felt like to stick himself in a woman and his honest response was, "imagine walking on the beach and feeling the sand between your toes.. " LOL.. yeah.. i know.. makes no sense.
meccasunrise
· 7 months ago
I'd probably have my choice of hardcore rappers, ballers, actors and stunters since most are really feeling the "chicks with dicks" these days. Ain't that right Chingy?
DopeAlicious
· 7 months ago
ummm fuck fuck and fuck some more. get it sucked all day ummm and then fuck some more, measure it, touch it and then fuck some more HA
HeadMistress
· 7 months ago
I think I'd be so overwhelmed and joyful that I could pee standing up, that for one sweet day I wouldn't have to "hold it" unnecessarily OR practice the "germophobe public potty ritual" - I could just pee and shake whenever I felt like it and for that I would probably forget about all the head and sex I could be getting...unless the penis came with a "male mindset" too, then I'd probably just fuck and get as much head as I could :-D
Lady Jei
· 7 months ago
HIL-A-RIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really don't know. It really seems to get in the way. He is always adjusting it. Its so sensitive, lol. Plus ya'll can't have multiple orgasms like me, LOL!! So for THAT and THAT alone, I'll pass on the penis!!! LOL!!!
HeadMistress
· 7 months ago
Damn you got a good point with that one!!!
ChinyereCouture
· 7 months ago
-jack off -rub against a random female -wait 2 hrs to pee...then let it alll out (i hear that's amazing) -cradle it -ejaculate on a bitch's face (she would like it fasho) -jack off some more -HAVE SEX -get sum headdd -slap ya mama with it -beat jessica white's back out (major girl crush) -get naked and swing round & round -take a pic to remember this day.
Charlie
· 7 months ago
1. whip it out and pee in the middle of the street 2. get kicked in the balls to see if a groin kick REALLY hurts worse than a menstrual cramp 3. see how many girls i could sleep with in one day
MayMay81
· 7 months ago
I'd host a dick sucking contest and I'm the only judge...
yoyo
· 7 months ago
lmao hahahahahahahahahahahaha
FanceeFoxx
· 7 months ago
I'm glad you brought this up. I would get me some of them big baggie jeans and sagged them down hanging off my butt. When I walk or when some females come around I 'd start grabbing my penis and pants pulling them up and stuff and styling and profiling. I'd get that bad walk on with my hand all down between my legs and styling. Gotz Too!
MZVirgo
· 7 months ago
I'd slap them (women) around with my big black thang. I would brag about it all the time and tell them to suck on my big black thang. Stock up on some Magnums. Get head every hour on the hour. Make white men jealous by standing next to them at the bathroom stall and pull it out. Wear tight pants on purpose so that the women can see the bulge.
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I'd do jumping jacks naked, play with my balls, get some head, and have lots of sex!!
I'm surprised I still remember my disqus name. @rubykisses
"IF I HAD A DICK FOR 24 HOURS, 23 HRS 15MIN WOULD BE SPENT IN A RANDOM CHICKS MOUTH".
I JUST WANNA KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO GET MY DICK SUCKED
I really don't know. It really seems to get in the way. He is always adjusting it. Its so sensitive, lol. Plus ya'll can't have multiple orgasms like me, LOL!! So for THAT and THAT alone, I'll pass on the penis!!! LOL!!!
-rub against a random female
-wait 2 hrs to pee...then let it alll out (i hear that's amazing)
-cradle it
-ejaculate on a bitch's face (she would like it fasho)
-jack off some more
-HAVE SEX
-get sum headdd
-slap ya mama with it
-beat jessica white's back out (major girl crush)
-get naked and swing round & round
-take a pic to remember this day.
2. get kicked in the balls to see if a groin kick REALLY hurts worse than a menstrual cramp
3. see how many girls i could sleep with in one day