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Re: Fake Booty Blues + 10 Things Hated On Sex Edition

Ness — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 12:10:01 -0000

Oh okay! :)
Yeah I knw wht u mean w/ the quick clean up ;)

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outofyourmind — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 11:50:03 -0000

He was cool with it. There may be times when you just don't feel like having cum in your mouth so use a condom and plus quick cleanup! : )

Re: Fake Booty Blues + 10 Things Hated On Sex Edition

B_Says — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 10:22:28 -0000

LOL @ #9!!!!

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B_Says — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 10:17:44 -0000

bwahahahaha @ #10.

And that pic of Angel is disturbing. does she not know what her butt looks like?

Re: Fake Booty Blues + 10 Things Hated On Sex Edition

BooKoo — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:16:40 -0000

Waaaaiiiit...1&2 are contridictions. Are you for or against safe sex??LOL eeeeeeeeewwwwwww to #10!

Re: Fake Booty Blues + 10 Things Hated On Sex Edition

BlogXilla — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:16:10 -0000

I am all for safe sex, but i didn't write this lol

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PrimaBloggerrina — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:01:25 -0000

ummm, i think lol a needs to go an return that because its not looking too cute without photoshop.

lol @ #10...orange juice with pulp. ;)

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sunshyne84 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:34:34 -0000

I like low pulp, but pussy shouldn't have any. ???

4. Women who don’t wanna fuck on they period
Shit, I like ketchup on my hotdog!

ugh!!

5. Women who don’t wanna suck dick after I done bought them dinner knowing they period is on
Damn, I done bought you dinner muthafucka. If I knew I wasn’t gonna get shit we coulda went dutch!

trife!!

6. All you women who say you ain’t gay, but will let another bitch eat your pussy
I ain’t sayin’ you gay, but I see a couple of flags. But you know Shawty like them gurls…who like them gurls.

umm...

9.Saggin titties
Man I went in the skrip club, and this girl titties was gotdamn takin’ a bow! How about a round of applause! Thank you, thank you. Mafuckin titties look like a nigga holdin’ a dead piece of fish by the tail. Man, this bitch titties was hangin’ so low a nigga could eat her pussy and suck her titties at the same time

lmao

Re: Fake Booty Blues + 10 Things Hated On Sex Edition

Guest — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:53:05 -0000

why is he talking about metrosexuals? I haven't heard that term since 2005

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IamJavone — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:43:10 -0000

So how does it look so round in photo shoots.
But then I saw this.
http://www.youtube.com/watc...

DAMN!!! lol!!

Re: Fake Booty Blues + 10 Things Hated On Sex Edition

BlogXilla — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:27:39 -0000

yep I sure am sure!! lol

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IamJavone — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:23:48 -0000

OMG, are you sure that is her butt?!?!? That is very nasty looking who ever's butt it is. YUCK!!

This list is hella funny tho!!

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Jamie8706 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:14:38 -0000

LOL @ #10 Pulp?

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HeadMistress — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:44:24 -0000

ROFLMFAO @ "nestle crunch bumps down there"

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HeadMistress — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:17:05 -0000

Her ass looks like a mini-fridge...WTH possessed her to do that to herself?

Anyway, Ness has a good point about the non-lube head appropriate condoms but I'ma really need my fellow females to stop puttin d*cks they don't know like that in their mouths....wrapped or not!

Damnit, I know this is one of the first signs of old age but f*ck it I'ma say it anyway...

"When I was comin up" LOL - a d*ck was the last thing you put in your mouth, NOT the first, it took a lot before you even sucked your long term b/f's d*ck...

I guess it's a good thing that the stigma surrounding head is not what it used to be but people need to be a little less indiscriminate about who they let in their mouths, cause like it was mentioned in yesterday's post, most people ain't using condoms and dental dams when they go down

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Princess0889 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:53:20 -0000

Good. Definitely not doctor recommended

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Ness — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:47:48 -0000

I never witnessed that!!! Thank goodness lol

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Princess0889 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:24:39 -0000

I guess that is the same type of girls whom do not shave their under arms ever not even the summer.

Ugh I hate seeing women with hair under their arms. EWWW

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Ness — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:19:37 -0000

Exactly....if any females are out there dry shaving then they got some serious issues...I mean really....probably has nestle crunch bumps down there lol....

and pu$$y hair usually doesn't shed 4 him to feel like he has a mouth full of pulp lol. Unless he's messing w/ straight orthodox women (u knw the type that don't shave their legs) lol

Re: Fake Booty Blues + 10 Things Hated On Sex Edition

Ness — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:13:43 -0000

Lol...I'll make sure to keep away from tropical flavors....lol.

How did ur guy like it w/ the condom on while getting head?

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LovelyLia — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:46:26 -0000

#1 That pic of Lola's butt helps to certify that it is a FAKE....a few friends of mine had the flattest pancake butts in the world but were blessed with other bodily figures so to match the "boobs with the butt" they started getting those illegal butt shots ($250/butt cheek) in which after MANY shots they asses looked just like the pic above during the healing process (lots of lumps, bumps & bruises = NOT A GOOD LOOK @ ALL) and lo and behold the ass did get fatter (not as fat as Lola's) but alot rumper than what they was originally working with...who would have known!!

#2 That list is off the hook LOL

Re: Fake Booty Blues + 10 Things Hated On Sex Edition

Princess0889 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:42:55 -0000

Angel booty looks like she is wearing a dirty diaper but no hating here. Girl get it how you live

1. Maybe on a new dude or one time only thing but not is my one and only

2. Refer to Ness' comment

7. I like a guy to look like he is taking care of himself but he should not take longer nor should his mani/pedi better not look better than mine

10. Seek professional help if you can't do it right you self.

Re: Fake Booty Blues + 10 Things Hated On Sex Edition

Princess0889 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:38:52 -0000

I can't stop smiling and laughing at number 2. Cause are a so right about "he's not scared of getting an STD but scared to get her pregnanat"

Completely agree with 10 who does shave in the shower. I man I guess hair could still be there but I don't know how. My advice seek a professional if you can't clean it well.

Re: Fake Booty Blues + 10 Things Hated On Sex Edition

outofyourmind — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:15:31 -0000

LOL, I agree with you on number 10.

And there's nothing wrong with giving head with a rubber on it. They do have condoms in different flavors. But stay away from anything that says "tropical" that mess made me gag and not in a good way.

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M.Y. — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:10:59 -0000

hey hey! pulp has a lot of nutrients what you talking about?!

Paris Hilton's sex tape was the worse! I hadn't yawned so much through a porno in my life..I don't think she even enjoyed it...