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BlogXilla For Sexual Intellectuals: Dear Lindsay Lohan

  • ODARA · 3 months ago
    NOBODY "wants" ugly kids. I think the reality is we all subconciously think about it @ some point or another. Ehhh the "moral" side of me thinks talk'n about folks chul'ren is "off limits" BUT the Idon'tgiveafuck.com side of me HAS indeed said a few things about a big headed baby or two... nothing I'd say aloud of course hehe... =)

    If your worried about having an ugly baby, then you shouldn't be having them! PERIOD.

    and *DEAD* @ homeboys kid being ugly AND stupid. FAIL. Just dress him real "nice" *shrugs* LMAO!
  • stacie-ann · 3 months ago
    i'm 23 weeks pregnant now & i'm terrified of having an ugly baby. but i would never call anyones child "ugly". but honestly, when your a parent...it's probably sitting in the back of your head what everybody else may think of your little monster but.... i dont think that you really would love your child any less b/c of society's standard of beauty.
  • BlogXilla · 3 months ago
    I'd still love my ugly child... just not as much as I love my more pretty children... lol I'm just playing, but people do have a favorite.
  • HeadMistress · 3 months ago
    LMAO...this is so wrong!

    *hangs head in shame* yeah I've made fun of an ugly kid or two in my lifetime but I'm on my way to hell for a whole host of other shyt so I don't think it matters much

    I'm not sure people really know when their kids are ugly or maybe they just don't care - my parents have friends who have two boys and two girls, and each one is as ugly and doofy as the next, but it never stopped them from breeding...very nice people tho' :-D
  • thejadednyer · 3 months ago
    This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where they had these annoying friends who kept BEGGING them to go see their new baby... and it was HIDEOUS (of course they never showed the baby LOL)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKEUK6VhNwY&feat...

    skip to the 5:10 mark if Seinfeld isn't your speed, just to see how they react to the baby lmao!!!

    And as much as we don't LIKE to talk about ugly kids you really need to consider the babies when you decide to procreate. Really.
  • Ivy Eakins · 3 months ago
    Yes, I have thought about it. I have two children and the thought worried me. I come from a family that talks about ugly kids, including the related ones. I closely scrutinze my kids for funny-looking-ness and would definitely know if they were ugly and be sad. They are adorable, thank goodness. I intend to have more children. I want a girl however I'm more afraid of having an ugly girl than an ugly boy. And it's no secret among my friends - I size potential suitors up for CBP - cute baby potential. LOL shallow much?
  • ginaatl · 3 months ago
    OMG... I cant believe this one... too damn funny! How about plan B, push the monster down the stairs... how terrible!
  • Thoney Gangstasweet · 3 months ago
    i'm terrified of having ugly kids. i was not a cute kid, i just had long hair which made it ok. as i got older and my body tightened up i've become a tad hotter. the fear of havin an ugly kid is what's kept me from bein a babymama like everybody else here. i want kids, but i fool with older white doods. they ain' HARDLY bout to make me a movie star type child. u ever seen a black jew? not CUTE! hair be all wrin-jinned, nose fugged. WHAMPED in the body/height...... if i can't get a designer kid i ain' goin. PERIOD!
  • nynikki · 3 months ago
    I'm not scared of having ugly kids. I'm pretty sure I'll have kids with someone I'm strongly attracted to...and I will have met their family (ideally I'll be married to this man). Besides, mating being what it is these days, I'll be able to look at all his other kids and get a good idea of what I'm dealing with, lol.

    But a mystery gene pool is no joke, you can't be running around making babies with just anybody!
  • ALMiss · 3 months ago
    I will admit that I have laughed at some ugly children. Then I get scared that when I have children, they will look like a combination of all the ugly children I have laughed at in my life lol. Most of the time, I make sure to be nice even if the child is indeed ugly because karma is a b*tch (trust me, I know lol)!

    But if I were to ever have an ugly child, I would still love them no matter what! He/she would just be the freshest, smartest, and most polite child ever...shoot, if they couldn't be pretty, at least they'd have pretty ways lol!
  • Dominique Laws · 3 months ago
    wow...ok so as shallow as this may sound I can totally agree... I definitely talk ish about other people's kids, only because I know my daughter is gorgeous! I know while some other child out there MAY and thats a big may be prettier than my daughter she will NEVER be called ugly...I think its sad but I know I will never date certain people because I don't want to run the risk of my child no being as good looking as my 1st born...the 2nd has a lot to live up to...lol

    on a funny note, my cousin whom we will call pretty-impaired was @ a splash park this weekend and a boy called her ugly on the waterslide to him she replied "SO"....lol she know's she ugly and has already accepted it...lol wrong I know...lol