DISQUS

what? · 1 year ago

I have read all of the comments thus far and have come up with a revelation!!!! If we as women would do all this, bang a gang of women...get head when possible, how can we blame men for doing the things that they do...they're fascinated by the D too...lol

kingsmomma · 1 year ago

You gotta blame them because we only have 24 hours with it so fuck all the niceties, they have a lifetime. They should be able to control those urges by now

Pamela · 1 year ago

Um - I got four words for you I GOT A PENIS! Man oh Man, I would spend half the day watching, touching and making that bad boy react. What an intriguing piece of machinery. So what as a woman I can have babies - this thing is wayyy more fun. (Channelling The Nutty Profession) SPANDEX! I WANT SPANDEX! I want to put in in some boxers, some boxer/briefs. I want to hunch the bed with it, I want to stand around and grip it - I am drinking a gallon of water so I can piss all over the place - after blowing half the damn day fascinated with my dick, I would then go out and mingle with the ladies. I want to see exactly what possess a woman to just drop the drawers and ride the pony. I know that most of us have equakequake fault deep denial about our issues - but I would love to see it through a man's eyes - cause I got a sneaky suspicion, he got our number, lol

VIChick · 1 year ago

Wow if I had a penis for a day I would find the baddest bitches I could find and fuck them silly. I would want head, just to see what men feel when their getting it. Then on the 22nd hour i would just beat my meat and sleep with it in my hands. And have good dreams

Ess · 1 year ago

I love this queston!! My answer never changes!

Id find a chick to drop down to her knees and show me some gratitude.. after I came..and she has blown bubbles with my skeet skeet.. Id dick slap her on the right chick, left chick.. chin.. then forhead.. There she's been blessed. *medidation*

Chelsea_The_Vixen · 1 year ago

amen..be like Chris Rock "smack her wit a dick, smack her wit a dick!" LMAO!

BlogXilla · 1 year ago

See I like you! You're a wild girl!! lol

Shandra · 1 year ago

I would jerk off all day long! Hell I can't put a dick in my hand with out puttting it in my mouth so i'd try to suck it! LMAO!!!

BlogXilla · 1 year ago

wow that's crazy!! You'd break your back!! lol

Killa · 1 year ago

Ron Jeremy did it...lol

BlogXilla · 1 year ago

Smoke and mirrors!! lol Smoke and Mirrors!!

Killa · 1 year ago

You haven't seen the video? I watched it it's hella old school but he does it...LOL

Lissa · 1 year ago

ROTFLMFAO @ Ess & Shandra


I think I would find the baddest bitch to fuck, and her friends so that I can brag. . lol. Then jerk off for a min, and holding my dick for no apparent reason so that I'll understand why yall do it so much. And last I'd wish that my bd had a pussy and this little thing lasted nine months so his ass can go through labor and I can sit there and say u doing good baby while not feeling none of the shit.

Promoting You · 1 year ago

I think my mission would be to find out the difference between good stuff and bad stuff LOL you know guys are always like "she had some good pussy" or "the pussy was terrible". I need to know the difference :)

what? · 1 year ago

Already, what is the diff...Xilla pls elaborate for us!!!! Oh and ya'll are too much for me LMAO @ Ess!!!!

Killa · 1 year ago

I agree...I live in Altanta...this would be WAY to easy...these girls are willing and able!!!

How was the Bday celebration Xilla!!

BlogXilla · 1 year ago

Birthday was alright I went to the TI event got drunk!! lol And Atlanta girls are great!

ANuJS · 1 year ago

Now this I would REALLY like to know. I know the diff b/w have a V-8 and great dick, but puss....I don't get it. So I would definitely have to sample one of each. (But how do I know which is which) I have asked this question and men can't seem to give an answer. Maybe it's one of thse you have to try it for yourself things? Who knows?

Hustler Honey · 1 year ago

I would do the obvious with a dick for the day... Get as much as head and pussy as possible... So that way I know what guys talk about good and bad head/pussy...

Killa · 1 year ago

Oh I would go on a pussy marathon...and try a pearl necklace...never understood that one.

@Ess i am on the floor...too funny!!

Chelsea_The_Vixen · 1 year ago

pussy marathon..hilarious!

X. Jones · 1 year ago

LOL! Everyone has the same answers. And I do too. I'd be screwin all day.

Chelsea_The_Vixen · 1 year ago

i always wondered what i'd do cuz i believe dudes do have it made..if I had a dick for a day, I'd be a man-whore. I'd holla at every female that walked, I'd grab ass and titties at a club, as random broads to give me head in a bathroom, dick down at leat 3 females in one day and then tell everyone about it..in detail and not worry about being called a whore or any other name. Plus I'd LOVE spending less than $20 a week on my hair (I've always been jealous that gettin a damn haircut is so cheap!)

BlogXilla · 1 year ago

I'm just thinking for y'all to want to do all of this stuff... It's hard to get y'all to do these things... You have to be smooth with it, you can't just come out and say give me head in the bathroom. lol But is it the fact of being called a whore which is why girls make it so hard to do the things y'all obviously want to do?

Chelsea_The_Vixen · 1 year ago

I'd just walk up to a broad and be like "them lips lookin nice ma...how bout u take a face dive on this DICK! let me see what ya workin wit?" lmao!!

honestly tho, i think you can be blunt and rude and get chicks to do what you want. Women LIKE to be told what to do...if we thought we could just be sexually uninhibited without being labeled something vulgar and have our reps ruined, we'd be doin so so much more than we do presently...its u men that like to fuckin brag that make women think twice..ya'll the ones messin the game up!

BlogXilla · 1 year ago

Yeah that's all well and fine if you know them but not if you just meet them! Im going to try that shit hey ma!! SUCK IT!! If i get smacked I'm going to look for you!

Miss_P · 1 year ago

lmao! that is too funny!

Chelsea_The_Vixen · 1 year ago

i take no responsibilty for the actions and REactions of anything suggested in this post. Thank you...

BlogXilla · 1 year ago

I'm Chelsea and I approve this message!

Ess · 1 year ago

Id only have the dick for the day right? Which means the day before I had a pussy? Which means Im basically a dude with a chicks peersonality and thoughts? Not a problem..lmaoo

I think Id actually get the chick and HE FRIENDS as someone else said.

Yall make it harder, than it needs to be. lmaoo

Killa · 1 year ago

Xilla what would you do if you had a pussy for a day??

BlogXilla · 1 year ago

I'd be a whore! I would have a wild orgy with nothing but girls and i wouldn't pay for nothing! nothing at all! Because y'all girls don't pay for anything.

DamnNearPerfect · 1 year ago

if i had a dick for a day i would sit back and WATCH ur little orgy and jerk off the whole time... some head would be nice too lol

Killa · 1 year ago

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

kyas_mami · 1 year ago

LOL ya'll got my chokin on my coffee!!! LOL
But ya I'm wit all the women in here..
I'm gettin lots of pussy and TONS of head...
and if either is bad, i'm blessin them a la Ess!!!

BlogXilla · 1 year ago

There is a lot of dick smacking goin on in here!!! lol

kyas_mami · 1 year ago

I kno Rite!!!
Knowin we'd all be MAD as HELL if a nicca smackd us in the face wit his shit! LOL

Miss_P · 1 year ago

i would bang as many chicks as possible. i would try every position i could think of. i would get me some head while getting my balls licked. i would def have to jerk off, just to see how it feels. and i would stick my dick so far down a chick's throat, and let her choke on it.

and i co-sign with promoting you; i wanna find out the difference between good and bad.

i would hold it for a lil while just like lissa, just so i can understand why ya'll always holding your dicks.

i dont even think i would stop to eat some food, lol

i would def have a 3some so that at all times my dick is being serviced

BlogXilla · 1 year ago

you got to stop for food!! lol Don't you? I mean we got to eat... and how do y'all plan on staying hard all day long? LMAO!!

Killa · 1 year ago

VIAGRA!!! Too busy fucking to eat!!

Miss_P · 1 year ago

i know, i know, but that's why it's just a dream

and i have no idea how ima stay hard... maybe i can just will it so

ANuJS · 1 year ago

Everybody's put such great answers....I have nothing to say. I just would like to know what all the fuss is about. I'd also like to understand what being kicked in this area feels like. Is it really THAT painful or are men just babies. Of course I'd like to experience all the pleasure. What does it feel like while your cumming...nut rushing out, etc.

Chelsea_The_Vixen · 1 year ago

oh and I'd DEFINITELY wanna come on a chicks face...i saw a pic yesterday of a girl with nut all over her face and even some IN her nose...I would have to see how good my aim is to recreate that...

oh and try anal sex to see what the big deal is about....i forgot about those when I posted earlier...hehehehe!

duck · 1 year ago

Is it just me or is everyone ABUSING the dick?! lol I am sensing some anger issues against the dick lol

Ness · 1 year ago

If I had a d*ck for a day, I'd run around naked for a few minutes and make my d*ck slap up against my thighs to make that clap noise I luv...lol. I'll take a pic of it....

Then I'll take a shower, and get dressed to go out and test my game (I know as a female I got game) so I know if I had a dick, my game will still be tight. ;)

I'm not sure if I'd wanna fuk someone or not b/c I probably won't have the patience to put up w/ some of the chicks...so I'll settle for some top.

Then I'll chill, take a moment to look at my d*ck, make it jump and just enjoy the last few hrs of having one...lol

that uppity chick · 1 year ago

if i had a dick for a day....i'd wake and jag off to be sure i bust that early morning nut...after enjoying a few hours of playing around with my new dick...i'm outside finding some chick to get down on her knees and pray to me....shit....i'm busting a nut all over her face and head.....i'm talking about giving the chick a nut shower...then i'm finding me another chick so i can SuperMan that Hoe.....i'm just saying...it's not everyday you get walk around with a dick in ya hand....

donna · 1 year ago

I'de have my hands in my pants ALL day. You guys do it. I want to see what the hype is.haha I would make more money b/c I'm a male. We all know that happens. I would hump everything that doesn't move. Why not? I would take lots of showers for hours at a time. I guess that is where the fun is. I had a hard on til someone mentioned Ron Jeremy. Now I'll be limp forever. He is so vile, I dried up with just the mention of his name. ewwwee

x2dulcemorena8x · 1 year ago

I already have a couple of straps and tried a few things with a few chicks.. but it would be nice to have a real dick for a day.. I'd be way more bold with chicks than I already am.. a day so precious would need to be documented so I'd definitely have to "Ray-J" a few chicks and get the tapes circulating.. post a few up clips on xtube.com and finally get some recognition for my technique..

HappyToBeNappy · 1 year ago

I don't really have anything to add, you ladies have already said it all. I would want to know what it felt like to get hard & get some pussy. I would love to have an orgy since if I did it now, I'd be called all sorts of whores. So with a dick, I could get as much pussy as I wanted & not have to worry about what people would call me. I would tell as many people about it as possible, but I would refrain from calling the girls I hit out of their names. I would want to get head too, just to see what that feels like.

Allison · 1 year ago

Well I would probly spend all day trying to get a girl to fuck me, lol!

And, would I be a guy or just me with a dick? Cause if I was a hot guy I'd try to get with some hot gay guys. But at the end of the day I think I'd miss my pussy!

Poodie · 1 year ago

hm... Id just find R Kelly.. and pee on his daughters.

Vixen · 1 year ago

I'd go to the gay club and find a man to ravage!!! I love men! :-)

AC · 1 year ago

I'd have a dick for the day, you know..... but oh hell no I don't want to have a dick (as in a part of my anatomy) like that for the day - nah!

klysha · 1 year ago

I might piss my name on the sidewalk....then do all that other stuff the others described...definitely want to know the difference between good and bad pu$$y...and what head feels like

T · 1 year ago

I would pee, all day long. In every outdoor location. I hate having to hold that ish cuz I don't wanna squat in a corner!

SexxyNay · 1 year ago

If I Had A Dick I'd Prolly Be Trynna Fuck Myself!!!!!!!!! LMBAO Yall Sick 4 This One!!!!