annnnd you also may want to consider the possibility that the chick either...
a: came already without you and is just laying there for your benefit, b: done pissed herself and you don't even realize it, c: just finished fucking someone else, or d: was masturbating beforehand.
...ummm and HELL NAW why would someone's pharmacy waste money producing a product to dry up some wet pussy LMFAO and do what your perfectly human MOUTH should have been doing all along?!?!!!
its real simple, class. either put your mouth down there and solve the "problem", or keep your mouth closed and shut the fuck up about it!
Squishy
· 7 months ago
LOVE it!!! lol
I have the same problem, but I only heard ONE complaint from the one person who busted in about 1 minute. I would think this would be a good "problem" to have. Like a sign that he's doing his job--kinda how we look at our man gettin an erection when we walkin around topless with panties on just before we give him head as us doin our job. Does anyone wanna complain about their man being TOO HARD??? lol
Zan
· 7 months ago
While this can certainly be an issue, I find it funny that the only times I've been told I was "too wet" was when the dude came too fast or just couldn't "maintain" himself once he was in there...dude was enjoying himself a little too much and didn't want me to know, so he tried to turn it around on me as if it was MY fault. Yeah, dude, you may have started the faucet but it's ME that's keeping the mofo on...step it up!
Xan
· 7 months ago
oooooh daaaaaaaaamn that's a good point...men are always blaming us for *their* sexual dysfunctions!
Zan
· 7 months ago
Yep, and it sure seems funny to me that there have only been 1 or 2 who had a "problem" with my wetness. Furthermore, if I'm "too wet", then WHY are you steady callin and textin me asking when we are going to hook up again? SHAKING MY HEAD.
sexyma078
· 7 months ago
I just refuse to by into this BS...been humping for years and though it has been given as an excuse as to why they couldnt last longer I have never ever never ever had one complaint about being to WET...its funny cause my hubby just called and said how juicy it was last night and thats all he been thinking about today so I guess i'll put this one with the thick girls cant take D...its all about who's geting it whos giving it and what they want!!!
DamnNearPerfect
· 7 months ago
i can only imagine how that would SUCK! i remember when i went through this phase (still am but i've learned about portion control) that i wanted to use every single lube ever made and there was no feeling at all... those KY commercials will get ya (especially considering that new KY Intense :])... but the last chick has it the worse... i wouldnt dare get wet from just seeing someone drop their pants, u gotta put in work for me to get wet lol
BlogXilla
· 7 months ago
Yeah its like most women see it and then they start to think how they wish they could get wetter but its an issue, to some women.
PrettyDiva83
· 7 months ago
I hated the feeling of gettin too wet, its not a good look and sometimes i do take out some tissue during sex just to take from the extra moisture, though I havent had any complaints.
Ciao, PrettyDiva83
BlogXilla
· 7 months ago
yeah it's really not the business! Good thing it doesnt happen all the time.
outofyourmind
· 7 months ago
It happens to me every once in awhile which sucks. Its like you're just bumping and grinding and getting no enjoyment out of it. I usually have to just break out a towel and then get back to the good stuff.
BlogXilla
· 7 months ago
lmao! hey you gotta do that you gotta do...
Xan
· 7 months ago
this is a PROBLEM now? oh dear. but that's what cun-nil-in-gus is for.
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnilingus]
i mean its an obvious solution--too much nectar in your glass? then drink some of that shit off the top, set the damn glass back on the table, and finish dinner.
BlogXilla
· 7 months ago
lol Xan you so nasty!!!
Xan
· 7 months ago
nooo. i'm *so* not nasty. this is science, damnit!
seriously, what else do you do--just leave it there and fuck through it?!
umm NO.
get some tissue and start wiping; as if you're not laid down on a bed with your honey, but in the bathroom wiping your ass?
extra hell naw.
whip out a towel and then lay it down there like you're period-screwing (and "mistakenly" finger this bish with the towel to dry it up a bit)?
uh-uh.
just drop down to the prayer stance and get to slurping...
...put your dick back in, and everybody's happy!
women that think that extra wetness is really a problem, when on the real they have back-up from some other mofo that was clearly not on their job that night.
besides...its there for you to drink anyway!
DomiMami
· 7 months ago
Dammit Xan I like how you think. I knew if we put our heads together we could come up with damn solution. Keep up the good ideas . We applaud you! And I have to agree with the wiping of the towel or otherwise..... ~Moodkiller~ "Honey turn your head so I can.....OK Im ready" Nah man! Im in total agreement. Men get out your prayer mats!
Chels12
· 7 months ago
Ok! Ima virgin... so is there such a thing as too tight!
DomiMami
· 7 months ago
I have YET to hear of anything being too tight.
DomiMami
· 7 months ago
Damn, maybe Im just gettin older, but I need a few minutes to get going. I dont think Id be on drip status with just my man whippin his xilla out.
Now if he happened to whip it out, and do a little dance for me, (one that ended with one of us on our backs) my engine will be all revvvvvvvved up.
Then Id be like "Let me drive that stick shaft I mean shift Papi"
Nikky
· 7 months ago
Getting too wet wasn't an issue in my past relationships until i met my my hubby. So i'm wondering if a mans size has anything to do with it cuz he's not quite as endowed as some of the men in my past.
FanceeFoxx
· 7 months ago
Its really a simple solution. If you are one of the fortunate women who use hormonal birth control -pills ect. all you have to do is tell your doctor to give a chemical compound that can make you dryer or wet'er. Of course certain chemical douching can control either situtation as well.As long as its not too out of control.
Bogart4017
· 7 months ago
Maybe i'm strange but being my SO being "too wet" doesnt make me lose control like the men i'm reading about here. It just makes it take that much longer.
yes
· 7 months ago
I guess jeep a little hand towel nearby. The only time I heard this complaint was from a lil dick dude. The bigger the penis the more moisture it needs, so maybe the girl just needs a bigger man to fuck with? lol
All Comments
a: came already without you and is just laying there for your benefit,
b: done pissed herself and you don't even realize it,
c: just finished fucking someone else, or
d: was masturbating beforehand.
...ummm and HELL NAW why would someone's pharmacy waste money producing a product to dry up some wet pussy LMFAO and do what your perfectly human MOUTH should have been doing all along?!?!!!
its real simple, class. either put your mouth down there and solve the "problem", or keep your mouth closed and shut the fuck up about it!
I have the same problem, but I only heard ONE complaint from the one person who busted in about 1 minute. I would think this would be a good "problem" to have. Like a sign that he's doing his job--kinda how we look at our man gettin an erection when we walkin around topless with panties on just before we give him head as us doin our job. Does anyone wanna complain about their man being TOO HARD??? lol
Ciao,
PrettyDiva83
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnilingus]
i mean its an obvious solution--too much nectar in your glass? then drink some of that shit off the top, set the damn glass back on the table, and finish dinner.
seriously, what else do you do--just leave it there and fuck through it?!
umm NO.
get some tissue and start wiping; as if you're not laid down on a bed with your honey, but in the bathroom wiping your ass?
extra hell naw.
whip out a towel and then lay it down there like you're period-screwing (and "mistakenly" finger this bish with the towel to dry it up a bit)?
uh-uh.
just drop down to the prayer stance and get to slurping...
...put your dick back in, and everybody's happy!
women that think that extra wetness is really a problem, when on the real they have back-up from some other mofo that was clearly not on their job that night.
besides...its there for you to drink anyway!
And I have to agree with the wiping of the towel or otherwise.....
~Moodkiller~
"Honey turn your head so I can.....OK Im ready"
Nah man! Im in total agreement.
Men get out your prayer mats!
Now if he happened to whip it out, and do a little dance for me, (one that ended with one of us on our backs) my engine will be all revvvvvvvved up.
Then Id be like "Let me drive that stick shaft I mean shift Papi"