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Re: A Woman’s Guide To Taking A Crap At Work

starr — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:09:27 -0000

6) if someone enters the bathroom while the crapper is “en flagrante”, under NO circumstance are the crapper allowed to exit the stall until that person leaves, even if the crapper is finished. the crapper must not be ID’d. anyone who is found doing 2 in a work bathroom will instantly be talked about, even if the crapper is old, sick or pregnant.

lmfaoooo..i always do it..i feel though when I'm waiting for them to leave, they take even longer washin their hands, drying it like 3 times..all i wanna do is wipe my ass and get out of their unnoticed...tha most embarrassing thing though is when u pee it it accidentally turns into a queefing sound lol

Re: A Woman’s Guide To Taking A Crap At Work

bria — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 06:56:52 -0000

This is hilarious! I work at AT&T and let me tell u something...these women HAVE NO SHAME! my building is predominantly older women...55+ yrs older..and I bs u not...the women WALK DOWN THE HALL WITH AIR FRESHENER going to the bathroom! lol

we have one woman who has some sort of illness...her crap smells so bad no one is able to stay in the bathroom. I have nicknamed her 'boo-boo kitty'

that's funny and i agree!

Re: A Woman’s Guide To Taking A Crap At Work

Coffee — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:50:32 -0000

ALSO, if you have to take a number 2 and you go into the bathroom and realize that some one ELSE is taking a number 2 (You know, they get all quiet waiting for you to leave...the smell *BARF*) Under NO circumstances are you to commence with your sh*t!!!!! NO, NO, NO!!! Respect the RULES! First come first serve. You hold you ass cheeks tight, leave the bathroom and let that person enjoy their dump!!

AND, no conversations in the bathroom...please shut the f*ck up!

Re: A Woman’s Guide To Taking A Crap At Work

Poodie — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:52:30 -0000

For some reason.. my ass won't adapt to shyt in a public toilet.... Ive never had the desire to shyt anywhere but a private joint... like even on vacation.. Im like.. have I shat in these 5 days?? lol.. My son is the same way.. *shrugs*

Re: A Woman’s Guide To Taking A Crap At Work

kingsmomma — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:19:35 -0000

lmao
forgot to mention to skip stalls if possible. There is no need to crap next to an occupied stall (and if you're first, don't crap in the middle stalls).

Re: A Woman’s Guide To Taking A Crap At Work

Princess0889 — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:54:04 -0000

not just air freshner lysol spray

Re: A Woman’s Guide To Taking A Crap At Work

Princess0889 — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:53:32 -0000

The is truthfully halrious because me and my mom work in the same building and before I started working she sat me down and explained this to me. I really didn't think guys knew about this. LMAO

Re: A Woman’s Guide To Taking A Crap At Work

sexyma078 — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:53:07 -0000

#8 a bottle of air freshner is expected and appreciated....THNAK YOU!!

Re: A Woman’s Guide To Taking A Crap At Work

StyleDiva28 — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:17:48 -0000

I say that if you haven't taken a "poot" before you left the house...you are definitely up that creek without a paddle....