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BlogXilla For Sexual Intellectuals: A Woman’s Guide To Taking A Crap At Work

  • StyleDiva28 · 1 year ago
    I say that if you haven't taken a "poot" before you left the house...you are definitely up that creek without a paddle....
  • sexyma078 · 1 year ago
    #8 a bottle of air freshner is expected and appreciated....THNAK YOU!!
  • Princess0889 · 1 year ago
    not just air freshner lysol spray
  • Princess0889 · 1 year ago
    The is truthfully halrious because me and my mom work in the same building and before I started working she sat me down and explained this to me. I really didn't think guys knew about this. LMAO
  • kingsmomma · 1 year ago
    lmao
    forgot to mention to skip stalls if possible. There is no need to crap next to an occupied stall (and if you're first, don't crap in the middle stalls).
  • Poodie · 1 year ago
    For some reason.. my ass won't adapt to shyt in a public toilet.... Ive never had the desire to shyt anywhere but a private joint... like even on vacation.. Im like.. have I shat in these 5 days?? lol.. My son is the same way.. *shrugs*
  • Coffee · 1 year ago
    ALSO, if you have to take a number 2 and you go into the bathroom and realize that some one ELSE is taking a number 2 (You know, they get all quiet waiting for you to leave...the smell *BARF*) Under NO circumstances are you to commence with your sh*t!!!!! NO, NO, NO!!! Respect the RULES! First come first serve. You hold you ass cheeks tight, leave the bathroom and let that person enjoy their dump!!

    AND, no conversations in the bathroom...please shut the f*ck up!
  • bria · 1 year ago
    This is hilarious! I work at AT&T and let me tell u something...these women HAVE NO SHAME! my building is predominantly older women...55+ yrs older..and I bs u not...the women WALK DOWN THE HALL WITH AIR FRESHENER going to the bathroom! lol

    we have one woman who has some sort of illness...her crap smells so bad no one is able to stay in the bathroom. I have nicknamed her 'boo-boo kitty'

    that's funny and i agree!
  • starr · 1 year ago
    6) if someone enters the bathroom while the crapper is “en flagrante”, under NO circumstance are the crapper allowed to exit the stall until that person leaves, even if the crapper is finished. the crapper must not be ID’d. anyone who is found doing 2 in a work bathroom will instantly be talked about, even if the crapper is old, sick or pregnant.


    lmfaoooo..i always do it..i feel though when I'm waiting for them to leave, they take even longer washin their hands, drying it like 3 times..all i wanna do is wipe my ass and get out of their unnoticed...tha most embarrassing thing though is when u pee it it accidentally turns into a queefing sound lol