DISQUS

BlogXilla For Sexual Intellectuals: 9 After Sex Personalities

  • HappyToBeNappy · 1 year ago
    If it was good, I'm the cuddler. Newsflash. . .sometimes wanting to cuddle is just wanting to cuddle. It does not mean I want to date you or have more than what we just had. . . a b**ch just likes to cuddle after getting some good D. If it was wack, I'm the go homer. . .meaning, go the f&*k home. Do not look back, don't even think about calling me tomorrow, just go home. . .now.
  • BlogXilla · 1 year ago
    lol men get a bit upset with cuddling. I like to cuddle at times with certain people it all depends really.
  • Ms.SoChic · 1 year ago
    What about the don't wanna go homer??? LOL!!
  • BlogXilla · 1 year ago
    Yeah I realized that there are a lot more than i have down here lol
  • Napps126 · 1 year ago
    hmmm....i would say

    The Round number two-er? The person that wants to get right back into it lol

    * or are you referring to the whole session
  • R.E. · 1 year ago
    The Sportscenter-er: I'm the guy that wants to turn on the TV to watch Sportscenter and check all the scores...after I score.
  • ThatchickNik · 1 year ago
    LOL!! too silly!
  • BlogXilla · 1 year ago
    Yeah Randy I'm there too, lol checking the scores after I score!! lol
  • Art2dope · 1 year ago
    THE CHINO!... who specifically wants some chinese food right after. Or just any fast food in general, it often happens to me. i just wanna order some chinese food eat and call it a night...
  • ThatchickNik · 1 year ago
    LOL! and you a mess too!
  • BlogXilla · 1 year ago
    Good one!! lol What they order?
  • Kee · 1 year ago
    Dying laughing!
  • ThatchickNik · 1 year ago
    IM DEFINITELY THE SMOKER!!! LOL!!!
  • Kayode Kendall · 1 year ago
    My ex was a total Sleeper
  • VIChick · 1 year ago
    If I'm with my man I am the sleeper, I am dead to the world. I am also the go homer if we are just "enjoying our selves". Then after the jam is done I am gone. No cuddling no nothing party is over.
  • BlogXilla · 1 year ago
    Put you to bed ed ed!!!
  • VIChick · 1 year ago
    lol I aint been put to bed in a min. lol
  • H Y P E · 1 year ago
    That was the SHIT ! I'm a smoker/germaphobe LOL!
  • Ness · 1 year ago
    I'm the "lets go out type"....lol (which isn't listed of course) b/c I'm a different breed lol.

    But I like to go out for some reason after sex. Whether its for food, drinks, or to go shopping!!! I LUV shopping after sex...b/c tht's when my glow is off the hook ;) Besides, ur partner is probably still feeling the effects from the bomb sex & they'll do anything to make sure round two takes place lol...
  • VIChick · 1 year ago
    Girl you are a different breed. LOL But shopping is a good one.
  • Ness · 1 year ago
    lol...after sex I feel GREAT tht I want to share it with the world!!! lol. I want ppl to look at me and dude and say in their heads "I know he just blew her back out..." or "he looks like she just put it on him" lol...

    I'm weird I guess...lol.
  • VIChick · 1 year ago
    Girl I aint mad at ya.
  • ALMiss · 5 months ago
    Omg, before I even read your comment this is what I classified myself as too! I would just wanna go out and share it with the world! Just to go out with this cheesy smile on my face because of what just went down and have people notice it is just amazing lol.
  • Blacksand · 5 months ago
    Why am I ot surprised? I am the same way. I want to go get something to eat, enjoy the evening for a minute and then go back for rounds two three, four and five!!!!!! .
  • 404 · 1 year ago
    Sheeiittt. I have also seen the "Ok so lemme get .........." you know the now that ive done this for you do that for me. FAIL

    And I must be a schizophrenic because I am the germaphobe/smoker/don't toucher/shit talker.............lmao


    ~Sugar Tits~
  • Lola · 5 months ago
    LMAO too f*cken funny!!!!
  • Gail · 1 year ago
    Shout out to the One More Timers.
  • Ess · 1 year ago
    Im definitely "the smoker".... with a sprinkle of talker..

    When I find my "eater" with a dash of "a roller" with a sprinkle of "a smoker".. . Roll something up, give it to me to smoke, while he eats it..well then ..I will know I found love
  • Ant_from_Chi · 1 year ago
    At some point, I probably been all nine of them muthaphuckas. Sometimes after I'm done getting it in, I falls the fuck out. Other times I want to hold my lover and enjoy the after nastiness. Sometimes when I'm feeling real frisky and my little Ant is still hard I like to go for the next round. Damn I could go on and on.

    You do good post Xilla, I digs this site. Hope I don't cuss too much.
  • BlogXilla · 1 year ago
    Thanks Ant, Don't worry about the cussing I don't mind. I might just put a plug in to edit out the cuss words though. So I can be more ad friendly lol
  • HeadMistress · 1 year ago
    I'm with you on enjoying the after nastiness :-)

    and the "stay insider" version of the cuddler is the best, cause when he leasts expects it or is being the sleeper you can easily "wake him up" ;-)
  • Nixx_01 · 1 year ago
    Hilarious... I'm the cuddler type that enjoys a few hours of sleep and then doing it all over again... nothing like good sex to start the day.
  • Carmen Sandiego · 1 year ago
    lmao @ "finish off the roach" I aint heard nobody say roach since bout '93... thats some old head action cuz they still use paepuhz!
  • mel · 1 year ago
    YO XILLA U HIT THIS ONE OUT THE PARK LMAO I'M MOST DEF THE SHYT TALKER. AFTER SEX I GOTTA MAKE JOKES, USUALLY WE JUST CRACK UP TOGEATHER.
  • SINFULLY CHOCOLATE · 1 year ago
    I AM DEFINETLY THE STAY INSIDE CUDDLER JUST THE FEEL OF IT IN ME GETS ME ALL HOT AND WHEN IT STARTS TO GROW UP IN YA OOOOHHHH SSSSHHHIIIIITTTT/
  • Brothers' Blog · 1 year ago
    I'm with Ant depending no the person I've probably been some of all of them at one point. You know you done hit a chick you probably shouldn't have... after it's done you turn into the Germaphobe. Then after than I'm the Go-homer, or get the hell outer. lol. On average I'm the sleeper though. I can't front I can't get with the talkers, and cuddlers. Because on average I'm a sleeper so I don't want to hear all that just go to sleep too. And I'm hot now don't be all up on me. lol

    Gotta add one though. The "Drinker." After a nice long session I'm pretty parched so I need a glass of juice, kool-aid or something. lol.
  • 404 · 1 year ago
    lol You so hood........KOOL AID.........Really???? lol

    Grape or Red?
  • M.Y. · 1 year ago
    hmmmm...i'm the cuddler..

    but I can also be "the eater" (not on list)..for some strange reason I always have a craving for a sandwich and a hershey when it's all over with *shrugs shoulders*
  • MzVirgo · 1 year ago
    What about the "make a sandwich" person? LOL, I like to make myself a sandwich afterwards (and him too)
  • Caligirl · 1 year ago
    My ex was the germaphobe. One time he Lysol-ed the wet spot. I was like damn micky flick, way to make me feel dirty. He would also go wash his dyck in the sink and put rubbing alcohol on it.
  • ALMiss · 5 months ago
    LMAO!!! Really?!
  • Girl · 1 year ago
    Ha Ha these are pretty good I'm the go homer type I have a hard time falling asleep in someone else's bed unless I'm stoned or drunk.
  • Brothers' Blog · 1 year ago
    LOL @ SugarTits now you know it's gotta be red kool-aid. lmao
  • Quonesha · 1 year ago
    lmao...i swear this is dead on....by the time i got down to the shit talker i was dying laughing...
  • star · 11 months ago
    some people start eating after sex, or gets very lazy1
  • Lola · 5 months ago
    Hahaha!!! I think i can be put TO sleep lol, im mos def the shit talker and the cuddler (sometimes) but def the shit talker lol its just funny specially when shit happens that you were DEF not expecting!!! lol last sat i pulled out my HOE CARD and fucked this security guard who ended up screaming my name while i was riding him and saying "i love you" while my legs were on his shoulders! LOL trust that was THE best confidence and sex booster i've ever had that i had to say shit before i left the next morning lol!!! I am still laughing!
  • chanel · 5 months ago
    I'm an extremist by nature so if its a relationship... i'm a cuddler... if its a hit and quit... i'm going home right after... "mama sleeps in her own bed" (robin givens on The Game)
  • Miss Sia · 5 months ago
    Im the cuddler too. But I am instant narcoleptic for the most part. Shower in the morning. Really, why ruin the moment. But I will not sleep in the wet spot, ever. I dont care how good that D is.
  • ALMiss · 5 months ago
    Ness pretty much described me lol. But I can also be the Don't Toucher and the Cuddler. I love to lay on my guy's chest and enjoy the moment sometimes...staying inside is cool too tho ;)

    I HATE the analyzer...before me and my last guy officially hooked up, he just wanted to lay there and ask all kind of questions like "So are you mine now?" and "What does this mean?". Dang, can't I just get some good D with no strings attached?! lol
  • nynikki · 5 months ago
    The guy I was with the longest was def. a Cuddler/Talker. For me it depends on the time of day: middle of the night, I'm the Sleeper; middle of the day, I'm the Energizer (I'll get up, make a sandwich, make him a sandwich and start all my household chores-my man would look at me like I was crazy!). Good sex is like a mega-vitamin for me!
  • DaRuler · 5 months ago
    i think i'm more of shit talker/smoker... i usually talk shit for a lil while.. ya know.. stuff like "i told you so" ... then i'll probably fire up whatever i'm smoking on at the time... but if its just a regular buss down i'm usually the go homer...lol.
  • KSassy · 5 months ago
    The I want some more, U want to do it againer
    This is a person/or one of those sex episodes to where it was so good they want to keep doing it until they pass out.
  • KSassy · 5 months ago
    Im the smoker in the beginning during foreplay while I'm getting some head and after sex.

    If I was drinkin then I can be the sleeper

    At time I can be the cuddler,depending on my mood
  • myssmodelstar · 5 months ago
    I am definitly the cuddler. :)
  • alot2say · 5 months ago
    depending on the circumstances and the person, i like a man to talk sh** after....especially if he makes jokes and if we got one rolled up and can "smoke and joke", well thats whats up:)
  • BOSY BISH · 5 months ago
    Ok I think I'm the, smoker, drinker, second rounder, shit talker, cuddler, and Fuk it go-homer. Usually after I want to smoke sum trees, drank sum mo of what we were sippin on before tha session, thinking about round two, shit talkin bout how u made that face when u busted, give u tha chance to caress me after I made u feel good and then it's time to vacate as u fall asleep and I hop out tha bed and hit tha E-way back to tha house.