Yes, "Put Her To Bed" sounds about right....lol Recently had one of those, stepped out the house to run errands and came back, ass was still asleep lol
I felt like Jay-Z on the "Swagga Like Us" track lol
DamnNearPerfect
· 7 months ago
lol @ kool aid smile thats me 100% but instead of smiling i giggle like a little school girl but put her to bed can work both ways cuz i've put to sleep in the worst way
Janee
· 7 months ago
lol tears can be deciving tho...lol i remember when me and my boyfriend at the time were having sex and i started tearing up...not because it was good..but because i believe i got dry and the shit started to hurt lol..i didnt have the heart to tell him that the well was dry because i wasnt into it anymore...but a sure fine way for me is if i give a big satisfactory sigh and fall asleep...or if im all up under you putting my face in the crook of his neck and kissing him there
Phil
· 7 months ago
One word:
SQUIRT.
Satisfaction achieved regardless of tears, temporary paralysis, or attempts at re-connecting with our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ mainly because she's likely to do all of these at the same time if you know how to bust open the floodgates.
Carry on.
BlogXilla
· 7 months ago
Dopeness!! Son!
outofyourmind
· 7 months ago
LOL @ "Weak", I thought I was the only one who stumbled into the dresser after sex. I damn near broke my neck just trying to put my undies back on and my man was like "Damn babe you alright?" I'll admit that I am a crier...sometimes. I be sniffling and trying to hide it but sometimes you just gotta let it out if they're hitting the right spot.
1AM
· 7 months ago
...I collapsed once lol
HeadMistress
· 7 months ago
Weak is the truth! Equilibrium be shot to hell...lol
Blacksand
· 7 months ago
Good afternoon HeadMistress, that is funny.
I experiecned a combination of things. I got tears, squirtage, and the unexpected lunge for my armoir because her legs weren't responding right. I helped her though. I scooped her up and carried her to the bathroom. I gave her a shower and sent her off right.
HeadMistress
· 7 months ago
Hey there Blacksand!
Awww, Mr Wonderful as usual :-D
Blacksand
· 7 months ago
What's going on HeadMistress? How was your weekend? Mine was GGGRRRREEEEEAAAATTTTTT!!!lol..
I try HeadMistress, I try. I couldn't resist. Right before I scooped her up I brushed her hair off of her face and she was beautiful. I had to send her off right. 99.5 won't do. She got all of dis here!!!! SMILE
HeadMistress
· 7 months ago
Mine was good - thanks for asking!
Let me find out you're one of the X-Men - with super romantic powers...LOL
Blacksand
· 7 months ago
I'm glad it was good. You are welcome!
Yes, I have the ability to find out a womans deepest desire and bring it to life!!!lol I just pay attention to what pleases a woman.HAHA You are crazy!!!! I like how you think though!!!!! :o)
Ness
· 7 months ago
Thts was sweet of you... It reminds me of a story of a guy who bathed his chick after she threw up...
Nice thing u did :)
Blacksand
· 7 months ago
I would be wrong if I didn't take care of her the way she took care of me beautiful.
Ness
· 7 months ago
Returning the favor huh!!!! :)
Tht's a nice thing...most things are so one-sided nowadays lol...
Blacksand
· 7 months ago
Yup, principles in pleasure are not to be compromised.:o)
They are and that is a problem. I don't get down like that. What's fair and good is fair and good. That's it. From what you know of me do you think I would have it any other way? :o) Until the next time.
Ness
· 7 months ago
I guess ur right :)
:)
Lady Jei
· 7 months ago
I haven't told you I hate'chu lately.....but damn it.....LMAO!!! I have 2 scars, on my damn knee. And I know that the fuckin dresser edge is there. But you can't tell me that I am walking around the shit and "BANG"!!! LMAO!!!!! Be twisted like a mutha fucka....going to get the warm rag and glass of kool-aid for my boo, LOL!!!!
HeadMistress
· 7 months ago
Hahaha! Been there, done that...I swear I'ma get me one of them sleek olympic style wheelchairs and park that shyt next to the bed
what?
· 7 months ago
I haven't had any of these emotions in awhile...time to find a new FBuddy
BlogXilla
· 7 months ago
you deserve 12 hugs and a tongue spankking for not being able to have play in these raindeer games.
alishia_daisy
· 7 months ago
..
Biggga
· 7 months ago
I once made an atheist scream out Jesus Christ; patted myself on the back for that performance. lol
HeadMistress
· 7 months ago
Hahaha- you made a believer out of her, huh? LMAO!
Biggga
· 7 months ago
Yes I anointed her with Oils and gave her the Body of Christ!!! LOL Had her speaking in Tongues. lol
*Ducks lightening bolt* lol
what?
· 7 months ago
LOL! Yea good idea bout the lightening!
HeadMistress
· 7 months ago
LMAO!
BlogXilla
· 7 months ago
yall are all going to heck in a handbasket!! lol Funny11
HeadMistress
· 7 months ago
And we'll be in good company... :-D
BlogXilla
· 7 months ago
if you like demons with Fantasia's feet and the smell of sulfur!!
Biggga
· 7 months ago
lol@demons with Fantasia's feet and the smell of sulfur!!
It isn't her fault her feet are jacked up; she couldn't read the shoe box. She ended up getting the wrong size shoe. lol
HeadMistress
· 7 months ago
Fannie's feet??? :-O Aww Hell NO!
*prayin for forgiveness*
Lady Jei
· 7 months ago
LMAO!!!! Just a silly ass you are, LMAO!!! And Kudos to you 'Sunshine' (Harlem Knights reference).
Ness
· 7 months ago
My fave would have to be making a sandwich....b/c if it was good, I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure he doesn't leave...hahahaha
Even if his boys call him and ask him to hit the streets with them...I want him to say..."nah...he's good"...I'll make a meal, let him watch whatever sports on tv & I might even make a run to the store to get him a beer or two lol....
BlogXilla
· 7 months ago
You're such a good girl Ness!
Lady Jei
· 7 months ago
See Ness, that's my warm up session. The fellas call and I hear "nah, I'm good tonight. I'll hit ya'll niggas tomorrow" LOL!! He know the best is yet to cum, LOL!!!
Ness
· 7 months ago
Hahahahaha doing that requires a lot of work....
Forget making him a sandwich...u gotta make him a home made meal like chicken parm...or salmon w/apricot glaze lol...hahahahhaha
something that will stick to his ribs and make him want to just chill & not go anywhere b/c he knows it's more to cum like u said ;)
chiricity
· 7 months ago
Hello all....
Mine would have to be the snuggie and tears.
When I was with my guy and he was giving me the "you will never find another like I" business. I mean the "Tell Daddy where you want him penis" hmpp... I cried like a baby when he started hitting that spot....lol I had never had a orgasm before during sex. I was so mesmerizied by his superbed powers I snuggled up under him and we slept until dusk the next day.... lol
1AM
· 7 months ago
You went to sleep?! you didn't try to get more? lol
chiricity
· 7 months ago
LOL! @ 1AM
I woke up to him playing pok-e-man.... lol The second time around couldn't match that first time. I still get a shiver up my spine thinking about it.
1AM
· 7 months ago
I hope you didnt let him go... a good O is hard to find...or so I've heard lol
chiricity
· 7 months ago
Girl no! LOL.... I think I loveeeeeeee him.... ROTFL
1AM
· 7 months ago
*hi five* Hold onto him girl lol theres too much wack sex out there! lol
Verity5
· 7 months ago
lol @ your last bit of advice. Some people take a lifetime to figure that out. So if you got a good one hold on tight.
1AM
· 7 months ago
churrrrcchhhhhhh
Verity5
· 7 months ago
During a recent session with my girlfriend she stumbled away with weak knees, walking funny and collapsed on the couch. I building her up to make her squirt and have multiple orgasms each time we have sex. Hey like my pops always told us "If you fuckin and she don't go to sleep after; you got more fuckin to do" Gotta make sure she's satisfied ;)
1AM
· 7 months ago
building her up huh? you don't want to give her multiple orgasms right away?
Verity5
· 7 months ago
Well I want to build her up so she can enjoy the journey. If I go from 0-100 in one shot she might not be ready for that. It's still new and we have a good vibe together. So if I build it up then she will enjoy the journey more.
1AM
· 7 months ago
ha, let me know how that goes lol
Verity5
· 7 months ago
I'll make sure you're the first to know. ;) Maybe you can interview her the morning after lol.
1AM
· 7 months ago
A 1AM exclusive... lol
Verity5
· 7 months ago
Yes, but it will have to wait till her 9-10AM breakfast break ;) @ 1AM she'll be busy.
ink
· 7 months ago
i love the pic for the post!
imfresh
· 7 months ago
One tell tale sign that I had it put on me is if I laugh uncontrollably after the orgasm.. I know this might make some men insecure like...wtf is she laughin about?? but if he really puts it down, I just get the giggles and say "oh shit" over and over again. My ex said thats the only way he knew for sure I wasn't faking lol
Lady Jei
· 7 months ago
My top 3 ways he knows my shit needs some ice. 1. I fall directly asleep after. Ass nekid, in the same spot he left me in. While softly saying "no, don't touch me" lol! 2. When I get up to get the warm wash cloth/something cold to drink, and stumble and/or bang into a piece of furniture. 3. When there is one, I will fall asleep in the wet spot. Throw my leg over him and take my ass to sleep.
AmoraAtlanta
· 7 months ago
3 signs you took me to heaven and to the RAFTERS of Jesus!!!!!! 1. I start shuddering 2. If I make you make my southern breakfast ( Only for Easter Christmas, Good SEX) 3. I start walking like I rode on a horse for the last 3 days!!!!!!! PS. How you know you got some really good sex when you wake up you don't remember where the HELLL you are at!!!!!!!!!!!!
LC
· 7 months ago
My #1 sign he put it down like something fierce when I can't form a complete sentence i'm too flustered to say anything that makes sense at the moment. And i'd have to agree on being weak legs feel like spaghetti. Oh how I miss those fun nights...
OooLaLa
· 7 months ago
My 3 signs:
1. I wrap him in my arms and legs, then doze off for a minute. 2. When I get up for bathroom break, I stumble then have to lean on something. 3. I can still feel the minor aches the following day. 4. Tears of satisfaction right after the explosion.
alot2say
· 7 months ago
Yall are too funny:)
I had some of the best sex ever in 2006 and been lookin for a nigga like that ever since.I swear.I aint the one to compare but.....all i can say is every session i had with him was great!From the moment he walked through the door we both turned our phones off and had no contact with the outside world until he left my crib.2 sometimes 3 days at a time.We put blankets over the windows so the sun wouldnt interrupt our ambiance and proceeded to turn my loft into paradise.I was so comfortable with dude. Man I miss those days...... (sigh)
bknychick86
· 6 months ago
when he put it on me, i either tell him i hate him, meaning that i hate him for putting it on me like that, or i get up, wash up, and get back in the bed and fall asleep. The next morning, i am smiling and giggling like a virgin school girl when she find out her hot crush likes her back
All Comments
Recently had one of those, stepped out the house to run errands and came back, ass was still asleep lol
I felt like Jay-Z on the "Swagga Like Us" track lol
thats me 100% but instead of smiling i giggle like a little school girl
but put her to bed can work both ways cuz i've put to sleep in the worst way
SQUIRT.
Satisfaction achieved regardless of tears, temporary paralysis, or attempts at re-connecting with our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ mainly because she's likely to do all of these at the same time if you know how to bust open the floodgates.
Carry on.
I'll admit that I am a crier...sometimes. I be sniffling and trying to hide it but sometimes you just gotta let it out if they're hitting the right spot.
I experiecned a combination of things. I got tears, squirtage, and the unexpected lunge for my armoir because her legs weren't responding right. I helped her though. I scooped her up and carried her to the bathroom. I gave her a shower and sent her off right.
Awww, Mr Wonderful as usual :-D
I try HeadMistress, I try. I couldn't resist. Right before I scooped her up I brushed her hair off of her face and she was beautiful. I had to send her off right. 99.5 won't do. She got all of dis here!!!! SMILE
Let me find out you're one of the X-Men - with super romantic powers...LOL
Yes, I have the ability to find out a womans deepest desire and bring it to life!!!lol I just pay attention to what pleases a woman.HAHA You are crazy!!!! I like how you think though!!!!! :o)
It reminds me of a story of a guy who bathed his chick after she threw up...
Nice thing u did :)
Tht's a nice thing...most things are so one-sided nowadays lol...
They are and that is a problem. I don't get down like that. What's fair and good is fair and good. That's it. From what you know of me do you think I would have it any other way? :o) Until the next time.
:)
Had her speaking in Tongues. lol
*Ducks lightening bolt* lol
It isn't her fault her feet are jacked up; she couldn't read the shoe box. She ended up getting the wrong size shoe. lol
*prayin for forgiveness*
Even if his boys call him and ask him to hit the streets with them...I want him to say..."nah...he's good"...I'll make a meal, let him watch whatever sports on tv & I might even make a run to the store to get him a beer or two lol....
Forget making him a sandwich...u gotta make him a home made meal like chicken parm...or salmon w/apricot glaze lol...hahahahhaha
something that will stick to his ribs and make him want to just chill & not go anywhere b/c he knows it's more to cum like u said ;)
Mine would have to be the snuggie and tears.
When I was with my guy and he was giving me the "you will never find another like I" business. I mean the "Tell Daddy where you want him penis" hmpp... I cried like a baby when he started hitting that spot....lol I had never had a orgasm before during sex. I was so mesmerizied by his superbed powers I snuggled up under him and we slept until dusk the next day.... lol
I woke up to him playing pok-e-man.... lol The second time around couldn't match that first time. I still get a shiver up my spine thinking about it.
theres too much wack sex out there! lol
1. I fall directly asleep after. Ass nekid, in the same spot he left me in. While softly saying "no, don't touch me" lol!
2. When I get up to get the warm wash cloth/something cold to drink, and stumble and/or bang into a piece of furniture.
3. When there is one, I will fall asleep in the wet spot. Throw my leg over him and take my ass to sleep.
1. I start shuddering
2. If I make you make my southern breakfast ( Only for Easter Christmas, Good SEX)
3. I start walking like I rode on a horse for the last 3 days!!!!!!!
PS. How you know you got some really good sex when you wake up you don't remember where the HELLL you are at!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. I wrap him in my arms and legs, then doze off for a minute.
2. When I get up for bathroom break, I stumble then have to lean on something.
3. I can still feel the minor aches the following day.
4. Tears of satisfaction right after the explosion.
I had some of the best sex ever in 2006 and been lookin for a nigga like that ever since.I swear.I aint the one to compare but.....all i can say is every session i had with him was great!From the moment he walked through the door we both turned our phones off and had no contact with the outside world until he left my crib.2 sometimes 3 days at a time.We put blankets over the windows so the sun wouldnt interrupt our ambiance and proceeded to turn my loft into paradise.I was so comfortable with dude. Man I miss those days...... (sigh)