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Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

itsLukeyo — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:13:14 -0000

Heres another " i'm gonna beat you up " or "were fighting " , if she's coming over to fight , she usually ends up bobbing and weaving and down on all 4's for the 10 count , cuz i don't last mad long but i bet i make ya come 3 times in 10 minutes , lol p.s.- i love big titties , use to be an ass man but these dd's i been playin with lately , forget it ! , mmm and she can ride mmmmm , peace , ha ha

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

Sammy — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:23:35 -0000

My man called me at 2 AM and was like "Baby I need you to come take me to the hospital". So I rush my ass over there and he is but ass naked waiting on me.

I kicked his ass before he got the cookie box tho :)

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

SaTownHoney — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:01:52 -0000

Man if I had a dollar for every "massage" I ever got! LOL...and every "movie" I ever watched...I always know it's going down when I agree to either of those...I LOVE massages! LOL

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

maymajesty — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 06:44:40 -0000

These are the classics! I don't usually say anything though. I have a special look that I do, and a signature nape of the neck kinda finger massage thingy. I also do a lil moan/growl on special occasions lmao

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

TheWiz — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:50:04 -0000

I've heard and used some of these before.
Now I just get a text saying "take me down". . .so romantic . . .lol

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

mspeechhez — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:32:33 -0000

I tell him straight up I wanna do the nasty and that I need him

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morethenahandfull — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:45:23 -0000

On more then one occasion I remember taking it back to inviting him in for a cup of coffee, lls! After we both share that laugh then I would let him know that I don't own any coffee beans or a coffee maker but once he walk both feet across my threshold that he was definitly getting phucked & I meant it!
Unfortunately being that bold would cause some guys to buckle under pressure....pressure bust pipes!

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

Sincerely Serious — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:33:39 -0000

I can't believe I didn't get creditted with the " You want to come and watch a movie"!

However, today in the car I was definitely thinking about the whole "I need a massage" thing....... But what about the "Oh I can't believe you haven't seen (insert TV show saved on his DVR here) you have to come over and catch up"...that has worked on several of my homegirls!

Lastly, please tell Mr. Kumputer himself that he is holding it down WELL for KAPsi with his fine self....o the children...let me stop

-@sincserious

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

SoAnxious — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:37:35 -0000

can i see you?--wanna come over..?
work like a charm cuz we already know wats up

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

MzVirgo — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:59:12 -0000

awww, Xilla thanks for using my quote.

I have another one too.....

"I can cook"/"Wanna come cook for me?"

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

Janee — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:29:59 -0000

i almost never sugarcoat what i want...i usually just say " sooo i wanna fuck, you tryna come over?" ...im kinda aggressive...lol...but usually the person im involved with knows the deal...whenever i call them they know im calling for a reason...

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

bfount — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:00:30 -0000

I usually hear..."When am I gonna see you again???" Knowin' good and well, the last time we saw each other it was on then...

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

Dom Corleone — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:28:11 -0000

Massage is my go-to, works like a charm. Plus, I start it off as an innocent one. Once the shirt comes off, the I go lower, it's on like Donkey Kong!

Dope post, fam.

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

bogart4017 — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:20:49 -0000

I got hit with a good one once:
"Wanna come over for some Harvey's Bristol Creme?"

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

Angela Lynnette — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:13:21 -0000

yay ! I made it ;) lol

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PYT — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:58:53 -0000

Yes his name is Chris. We are from Lafayette, LA. he is a member of Kappa Alpha Psi Kumputer is his line name... he goes to ULL (university of Louisiana at Lafayette)

awwwwwww wait til I tell him he will be all crunk or should I say Krunk since he writes everything with a "K" now hahahahaha

I swear I can't think of shit since his face all up on here!

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

Xilla — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:31:43 -0000

yet i thought you deleted it... lol

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

sexpert — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:29:14 -0000

GIRL: Hey baby was up tonite.
GUY: My dick
GIRL: Well then come on over.

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

Xilla — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:27:32 -0000

thats dope!! lol I kno you put it on her... after you stopped laughing.

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

Xilla — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:26:36 -0000

ummm great thanks

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

Xilla — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:25:00 -0000

Mr. Kumputer is your cousin? Word? Thats dope you should still comment though... lol

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

Xilla — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:24:06 -0000

lol worked on you or worked for you or both?

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

nana_da_bisch — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:14:15 -0000

wow i know a couple of those have worked for me!

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

PYT — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:10:15 -0000

OMG!! YOU GOT MY COUSIN CHIRS AS THE MODEL!! WAIT TIL I TELL HIM YOU USED HIS PIC! HAHAHHAHA I CANT EVEN COMMENT ON THE TOPIC NOW!

Re: 6 Incredibly Subtle Ways To Get Laid Without Asking

TJ — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:01:35 -0000

Yes!!! My comment made it, LOL I forgot about the "What you doing tonight" and Wanna come watch a movie, also good ones.