DISQUS

cute_cadem · 4 months ago

What's the thread, I wanna follow!

Xilla · 4 months ago

ummm great thanks

ClarkKent23 · 4 months ago

A girl told me one time this:

"Wanna box? I give mean head shots and body blows." Lol.

Now, if that's not subtle... Lol

Xilla · 4 months ago

thats dope!! lol I kno you put it on her... after you stopped laughing.

TJ · 4 months ago

Yes!!! My comment made it, LOL I forgot about the "What you doing tonight" and Wanna come watch a movie, also good ones.

Xilla · 4 months ago

yet i thought you deleted it... lol

PYT · 4 months ago

OMG!! YOU GOT MY COUSIN CHIRS AS THE MODEL!! WAIT TIL I TELL HIM YOU USED HIS PIC! HAHAHHAHA I CANT EVEN COMMENT ON THE TOPIC NOW!

Xilla · 4 months ago

Mr. Kumputer is your cousin? Word? Thats dope you should still comment though... lol

PYT · 4 months ago

Yes his name is Chris. We are from Lafayette, LA. he is a member of Kappa Alpha Psi Kumputer is his line name... he goes to ULL (university of Louisiana at Lafayette)

awwwwwww wait til I tell him he will be all crunk or should I say Krunk since he writes everything with a "K" now hahahahaha

I swear I can't think of shit since his face all up on here!

nana_da_bisch · 4 months ago

wow i know a couple of those have worked for me!

Xilla · 4 months ago

lol worked on you or worked for you or both?

sexpert · 4 months ago

GIRL: Hey baby was up tonite.
GUY: My dick
GIRL: Well then come on over.

Angela Lynnette · 4 months ago

yay ! I made it ;) lol

bogart4017 · 4 months ago

I got hit with a good one once:
"Wanna come over for some Harvey's Bristol Creme?"

Dom Corleone · 4 months ago

Massage is my go-to, works like a charm. Plus, I start it off as an innocent one. Once the shirt comes off, the I go lower, it's on like Donkey Kong!

Dope post, fam.

bfount · 4 months ago

I usually hear..."When am I gonna see you again???" Knowin' good and well, the last time we saw each other it was on then...

Janee · 4 months ago

i almost never sugarcoat what i want...i usually just say " sooo i wanna fuck, you tryna come over?" ...im kinda aggressive...lol...but usually the person im involved with knows the deal...whenever i call them they know im calling for a reason...

MzVirgo · 4 months ago

awww, Xilla thanks for using my quote.

I have another one too.....

"I can cook"/"Wanna come cook for me?"

SoAnxious · 4 months ago

can i see you?--wanna come over..?
work like a charm cuz we already know wats up

Sincerely Serious · 4 months ago

I can't believe I didn't get creditted with the " You want to come and watch a movie"!

However, today in the car I was definitely thinking about the whole "I need a massage" thing....... But what about the "Oh I can't believe you haven't seen (insert TV show saved on his DVR here) you have to come over and catch up"...that has worked on several of my homegirls!

Lastly, please tell Mr. Kumputer himself that he is holding it down WELL for KAPsi with his fine self....o the children...let me stop

-@sincserious

morethenahandfull · 4 months ago

On more then one occasion I remember taking it back to inviting him in for a cup of coffee, lls! After we both share that laugh then I would let him know that I don't own any coffee beans or a coffee maker but once he walk both feet across my threshold that he was definitly getting phucked & I meant it!
Unfortunately being that bold would cause some guys to buckle under pressure....pressure bust pipes!

mspeechhez · 4 months ago

I tell him straight up I wanna do the nasty and that I need him

TheWiz · 4 months ago

I've heard and used some of these before.
Now I just get a text saying "take me down". . .so romantic . . .lol

maymajesty · 4 months ago

These are the classics! I don't usually say anything though. I have a special look that I do, and a signature nape of the neck kinda finger massage thingy. I also do a lil moan/growl on special occasions lmao

SaTownHoney · 4 months ago

Man if I had a dollar for every "massage" I ever got! LOL...and every "movie" I ever watched...I always know it's going down when I agree to either of those...I LOVE massages! LOL

Sammy · 4 months ago

My man called me at 2 AM and was like "Baby I need you to come take me to the hospital". So I rush my ass over there and he is but ass naked waiting on me.

I kicked his ass before he got the cookie box tho :)

itsLukeyo · 3 months ago

Heres another " i'm gonna beat you up " or "were fighting " , if she's coming over to fight , she usually ends up bobbing and weaving and down on all 4's for the 10 count , cuz i don't last mad long but i bet i make ya come 3 times in 10 minutes , lol p.s.- i love big titties , use to be an ass man but these dd's i been playin with lately , forget it ! , mmm and she can ride mmmmm , peace , ha ha