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BlogXilla For Sexual Intellectuals: 6 Awesome Rules To Never Get Caught Cheating

  • Blacksand · 4 months ago
    How about this one? Do not cheat...
  • BlogXilla · 4 months ago
    What the fuckever! You also shouldn't fight wars, people shouldn't murder people, and there are a bunch of other things that people do, but they shoudn't do. No offense to you, but i'm sick of these holier than thou people who think that just because something is unmoral it shouldn't be done.

    Sure fact of the matter is that people should be up front and honest w/ one another but I for one firmly believe that the it is unnatural for the human race to be faithful. In the bible men had numerous wifes and what was it called? Hand maids.... and if cheating was a human thing then monkeys wouldn't cheat, sneak and creep.

    Maybe just maybe we need to re-evaluate how we handle relationships
  • Blacksand · 4 months ago
    Different strokes different folks, what works for you may not work for me. We can agree that we disagree on this topic. We are shaped by our experiences. Growing up I watched a friends family fall apart because the father was unfaithful. I saw the hurt and was always there for her. That is why i will not do it. It does not appear to be fruitful and more times than not someone always gets hurt. I am not holier than though. I just refuse to disrespect the woman I am with, myself and the woman I would be cheating with. If that is what you do have at it. Also, It is not unnatural to be faithful. It requires self control. But again, we disagree and I can live with that.
  • MissBeasley · 4 months ago
    Ok if you feel that it's unnatural to be faithful then don't get in a supposedly monogamous relationship! Just do you.

    You speak of men in the bible having multiple wives....that's not cheating. That's having multiple wives who are accepting of your decision and need for more than one woman. But if you cheat you're not giving the other person the option to decide for themselves.

    Not saying that I'm "holier than thou". I've been on both sides of the argument. At the end of the day it's just wrong......IMHO
  • BeautyMarkThis · 4 months ago
    You're right in that aspect. What people do not realize is that life and the way we think alters as the years go by. Our morals simply change through century to century. At one point it was normal for a man to have many wives or to have 1 and a few chicks on the side that the wife knew about.

    But as people evolve, our outlook on life changes as well. There was a point in time when it was normal for a 13 year old girl to be considered a woman who would get married to a 20-25 year old man. Is that normal now?..obviously not..he'd be considered a Pedophile.

    NOTHING stays the same with humans when emotions are the FACTOR. People just need to be more open and honest with the type of relationship they want. If people have noticed Barely anyone wants to get married nowadays..50-60-70 years ago that would be unheard of and the woman F*cking out of marriage would be a scallywag lol. I'd type more but um you should get the point.
  • BlogXilla · 4 months ago
    exactly you totally understand, I swear I hate when people be like well how about this.... well how about not. How about you life your life and continue to act as if this doesn't go on and be stupid in a box forever because the times have changed my friend. And as for me.... well i won't go there.
  • sure enuff... · 4 months ago
    It's funny how you mentioned that some men in the bible had multiple wives but failed to mention that "Do not commit adultry" & "thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife or anything of thy neighbor's" are also 2 of the 10 commandments. Or how about "You reap what you saw" which is also a scripture in the Holy bible....I mean just look at what happened to steve mcnair & his jumpoff situation, which was devastating. If something is immoral or wrong & you admit to that fact why try & justify it. If murder is wrong & you know that why would you still try & make excuses for it. At least take responsiblity & say 'I know what I'm doing is wrong but I don't care because I don't live by any moral standard or any standard at all'.... I'm not being judgmental or 'holier than thou' I'm just saying...
  • BlogXilla · 4 months ago
    You're 100% right, but one thing you must know about my site, is that 1 it's mine and 2 I touch on ALL issues of relationships and sex, and this just happens to be about cheating. Not about why you shouldn't cheat. Which I wrote about before and on numerous other occasions.

    Now before anyone else tries to say this. Cheating is wrong, but the fact remains we have all cheated or been cheated on. So this is why I talk about this topic. Because people cheat!
  • BeautyMarkThis · 4 months ago
    I love when people quote the commandments when most people in the world do not live by ALL of them. How do you pick and choose? You know what's right and you know what's wrong but you live your OWN life and can't be too judgmental when others choose to live differently when not everyone is religious or follow the way of "Christianity" etc. Live your life according to yourself and how you feel it will impact you and others.
  • Mistareal · 4 months ago
    Xilla, Im a married man and I have never cheated in my life.. but I have had thoughts of stepping out on my wife! I love her to death.. she's a great woman and Im happy most of the time but....I agree I think it's natural for men to cheat... (I have not so far). You could have a beautiful family, money, status....yet you still get that manly urge to "concor" something else... It's no disrespect to your wife.. sometimes a man needs something different. A man can hit a chick and forget her name...(I have before)... I think if woman understood that its just for a nut... it means nothing... they wouldnt take it so harshly
  • HeadMistress · 4 months ago
    Hey Mistareal, I have a question (and scouts honor I'm not asking in a neck twistin, eyerollin, confrontational way :-D)

    I honestly want to know how, or if, the theory of human nature works in reverse...if a woman just wanted something different, no disrespect, didn't remember the guys name etc, would that be ok, would men be able to accept it?

    I ask because generally women are more forgiving when it comes to being cheated on, men once they find out their girl has cheated are more likely to cut her off immediately...how does the whole human nature thing apply when it comes to forgiving or accepting that your woman has been human?

    I know, that was two questions
  • Mistareal · 4 months ago
    Good question, and that is where it gets kind of deep and I hate to apply a double standard but it's different....Men are all about ego! That MY pussy... straight up...and More times than not for a woman a physical relationship has some kind of emotional connection because women are emotional it's in their nature...Men are natural conquerors, explorers... looking for something new...woman are naturaly the opposite they like security...Guys goal is to hit as many bad chicks as he can... Womens goal generally is to get married. So we naturally different. However, There are some women who think like men and If I had a woman like that who could just get her a taste of something different and that be that...no emotions involved I think it would still hurt..but not as bad. My ego would be damaged though I can't front. Women don't have the ego problem we have which makes it different.
  • HeadMistress · 4 months ago
    Gotcha, I respect your honesty, double standard and all, LOL!
  • KD · 4 months ago
    Exactly what I was thinking
  • Blacksand · 4 months ago
    The truth is the truth!!
  • HeadMistress · 4 months ago
    Exactly!!! Hi Black ;-*
  • Blacksand · 4 months ago
    What's up Precious? I just call it like I see it! And since you are on my side, I know I'm good!!:o)
  • BlogXilla · 4 months ago
    how about this... people shouldn't flirt online in blog comments... lol how about that! Okay well I don't even believe that one... carry on! lmao
  • Blacksand · 4 months ago
    I was about to say man!!!! I can see where you are coming from. You make
    some very valid points!!! That is one of the reasons why your site is so
    good brotha!!
  • BlogXilla · 4 months ago
    LMAO!! Flirting makes for good commenting!! lol You get more love here than me man!! lol They love the black sand!! Iono what I would do w/o you brother!
  • Blacksand · 4 months ago
    Nah brotha, you are on a whole notha level!!!LOL!! You are world wide!!!HAHA I humbly stay in my lane!! CMB!!!! we all we got!!!!!!!!HAHA!!! I was watching New Jack City last night!!!HEHE!!
  • Blacksand · 4 months ago
    I was about to say man!!!! I can see where you are coming from. You make
    some very valid points!!! That is one of the reasons why your site is so
    good brotha!!
  • MissBeasley · 4 months ago
    Thank you!
  • Blacksand · 4 months ago
    You are welcom MissBeaseley.
  • Blacksand · 4 months ago
    You are welcome MissBeaseley!!
  • Blacksand · 4 months ago
    You are welcome MissBeaseley!!
  • undressingHER · 4 months ago
    GREAT RULES. Although, I can't cheat because I"m not committed to anyone, I have a main. She notices all of the things you mentioned. I erase my call log every once in a while though, not really for her, but so I won't call any of those numbers back by mistake.
  • BlogXilla · 4 months ago
    Thank you sir, but you my friend are a whole other type of monster. lol but finally something we agree upon.
  • clbw · 4 months ago
    Just be honest with each other and you shouldn't have to cheat......
  • true2me · 4 months ago
    LMAO!!! lookos like you covered all the rules for cheating. I gotta share this on my blog...LMAO!!
  • MzVirgo · 4 months ago
    How about not leaving scratch marks, hickeys or palm prints on the other person's body?

    Also, don't take a shower when you come home. Take a shower at the hotel.

    Also, make sure there is no evidence of any hair weave lol. You know weaves shed a lot and the wife might find a silky yaky hair in the bed lol.
  • true2me · 4 months ago
    the fresh shower smell is a clue too MzVirgo..like where you been at ninja..you smell like cheap soap
  • MzVirgo · 4 months ago
    True true. But how else does a man get rid of that body glitter and cheap perfume LOL
  • BeautyMarkThis · 4 months ago
    I have never cheated, so I have no damn idea on how to cheat successfully. lol I have never been the chick to check my mans email, phone, pockets nada. If you're cheating on me, it will come to light soon enough but looking for something that might not be there..Is a waste of time.
  • BlogXilla · 4 months ago
    That is very true, which should be another rule, never start another relationship while you're in a relationship... keep it casual, keep it brief and move on get a new side piece!
  • undressingHER · 4 months ago
    why can't more women be like you??!!
  • MsLizziA · 4 months ago
    I don't believe in cheating (anymore) but if you are just not that into a person and you are trying to force it, shit like this happens.

    But i do give my hat of to Xilla cuz these are some damn good tips. Some people just suck at cheating and should never do it.
  • MisterO1201 · 4 months ago
    Let the side piece know they are a side piece. and don't let them know where you live.
  • swayze valentine · 4 months ago
    if there is no state you feel 'safe' in- you may feel obliged to take her/him out of the country. if you take ur 'friend' out of the country- lose your passport when you get home. If your significant other is slick/nosey he/she may notice the STAMPS from the airports of the different countries you have been to when your ass said you was in MD at the crabfest. New passports give you a clean slate. (step your game up) but like blacksand said- not cheating is the only surefire way not to get caught doing it. And time has a way of exposure shit to sunlight anyway. better to just leave.
  • swayze valentine · 4 months ago
    and i do not practice cheating. But it's only because I dont practice staying in relationships I'd rather stray from. I just know how to do things well.
  • tragicallyhopeful · 4 months ago
    If your someone who's friends always knows where they are, and your main is knows your friends, matching story would help out a bit.
  • Guest · 4 months ago
    BlogXilla, I luvs you, but I just wanna stone you for this lol, however... my pops told me, whatever you do, be the best so... guess that applies to cheaters (go ahead the master the craft future cheaters of America) I for one think, cheating is very hurtful due to the amount of deception involved.
  • molotovcoqtiz · 4 months ago
    lmao@blogxilla's comment to undressingher.. HA!
  • HeinsaineSwaggeR · 4 months ago
    here goes a few more..

    study a map of the next town over and explore it.

    buy a boost/cricket/go phone for dirt.

    pay in cash, leave no paper trail.

    never do your dirt where u lay.

    I could elaborate, but what's understood don't need explaining.
  • assofjane · 4 months ago
    You should add a sidebar or .5 rule that if you that dedicated to hitting some strange, try becoming a swinger. She may like seeing you get double the pleasure. Not every broad is down, but for those who find someone who is, congrats. **Note: If your woman is down with u n some strange, you are a player. But ladies, if your man is down with you getting some male strange, he then becomes a cuckold**
  • maymajesty · 4 months ago
    The seat rule is classic. I notice that sooo quickly lol.
  • new2this · 4 months ago
    First, you should know the person you're cheating on b/c you can fvck around and end up moneyless, jobless, homeless, limbless and...in some (unfortunate) cases, lifeless. I'll even throw in some extras to your list:

    (1) Don't cheat on "quiet" girls...they're devious

    (2) Don't share accounts / use the same account that you share with your s/o when you're with the side piece

    (3) Use cash, if at all possible

    (4) Get online banking statements; don't have that ish coming to your home

    (5) Be confident in your relationship...a sure sign that you are cheating is when you start asking unwarranted questions about your s/o

    (6) Don't tell anyone who knows you that you're cheating...men are just as "scandalous" as women w/ secrets

    (7) Don't have your side piece around your fam and don't be around your side piece's fam & friends (I think that piggy backs off of a couple of your tips above)

    (8) Don't leave your wallet/purse laying around (wat if your s/o finds the new bank card/receipts from the ATM machine?)

    (9) Buy your s/o stuff! It's harder to believe you're being cheated on if gifts are being sent your way, esp. in this economy.

    (10)...yea...I've got nothing else.
  • ImSoChi · 4 months ago
    I dont know about this Xilla... I'm new here an all but I can't condone cheating... I can't lie and say I never done it myself but that sure as hell dont make it right... Everyone is so quick to say they are a grown ass man/woman but if you are truly are a mature adult you should possess the skills to articulate yourself and say you want out before you start "doin you"... no judgement... just my opinion... they are like assholes you know... LOL
  • hissweetestdream · 4 months ago
    I think cheating is only a factor when you are married.
  • PinQD · 4 months ago
    push the seat back! lol GOOD ONE!!