DISQUS

erica · 8 months ago

u know what xilla i didnt even read the whole list i got to #6 and it was confirmed, my ex aint shit. and your post has confirmed that.

BlogXilla · 8 months ago

LMAO!!! Well you're messing with the wrong dude!! He can't eat? Really how do you cope with that?

erica · 8 months ago

no clue! its hard. i try. but in all seriousness if a guy isnt doing what i want him to do and how i want him to do it, then i cant be bothered anymore.

next bf will be a pu**y eatin master. xilla u available? j/k :)

M.Y. · 8 months ago

I don't know xilla your post on "women that ain't shit" seem like it was written from personal experience which is why it was hilarious I think we need a female to write why men ain't shit. you did a great job but I think from a female's perspective it would do it much justice.

BlogXilla · 8 months ago

Yeah the one i did on females was a little more venom... but this was written all out of hearsay i asked a few of the ladies on twitter but it seemed to be personal as hell!! lol

M.Y. · 8 months ago

lol i was hoping to see that he "doesn't put the seat down" on the list. it's ancient but still relevant, or is it just me?!

Thoney Gangstasweet · 8 months ago

hi5! men ain' shit cuz they don't put the seat down/ or they don't wipe up the splashage! ARG! friend or humpbuddy that irks the SHIT outta me!
men ain' shit cuz they lie, like we ain' two steps aheada them at all times.[women CHOOSE to go for the okeydoke but 99% o'da time we know the dealfareals]
men ain' shit cuz they can't keep a date. they will call and say they on they way then show up hrs lata like, i got stopped by a martian and had a photop with bawack then had to serva ma mans and dayum u lookin thick, lemme taste that and make u feel betta.[true story]
men ain' shit cuz they stay wantin to eat up YO food, in YO house
they ain' shit cuz they don't wanna get upgraded and around 29 get ta freakin bout bein old and regresserate to their hs glory days...
men shoNUFF ain' shit fa knockin u up on purpose[tell yo mans from the other post to proceed STR8 ta hell w/a kerosine condom on w/his weenis stuffed in gasoline drawz]
men ain' shit fa not taking time to betterfy they community.[whiteboys consider comm service a nice alternative date. i ain' NEVA goin back!...

a chick should wrote this but it was still a good post Xilla!

TRJ · 8 months ago

what type of niggas you missing with?

but think about it who is to blame, a man for not putting the seat down or a woman for not looking, and if you do look whats so hard about putting the seat up?

Ness · 8 months ago

I agree!!!! lol...

b/c I could think of about another 50 reasons why nuccas ain't sh*t lol

BlogXilla · 8 months ago

yeah but you don't wanna write for me like i asked you a million times to do.. smch! and beside i can think of another 100 reasons why women ain't ish... case in point they leave bloody tampons in the toilet unflushed.

Isis · 8 months ago

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww . . .dang what type of hick does that. . .SMH. . .nasty

BlogXilla · 8 months ago

that shit used to happen at my last job all the time!!! We had a unisex bathroom and i would have to call out chicks all the time.

Isis · 8 months ago

Yeah they ain't shit cause that is beyond nasty

Allie · 8 months ago

Eww was my first response too.

Ness · 8 months ago

Hey.....don't talk about me like I'm not here!!! :) lol

And I knooooowwww ur not trying to go in on women AGAIN lol

DomiX · 8 months ago

My roommate pulled that shit today.

yes · 8 months ago

I agree, but it was still funny
I hate when dudes I talked to in high school be tryin to holla at me 10 yrs later, um I dont want you no mo!! Move on!

Shay · 8 months ago

R ya'll serious???

BlogXilla · 8 months ago

umm serious about?

Dizz · 8 months ago

LMAO!!!!

babydoll · 8 months ago

oh wow, this list is sad LOL and I am a woman. Is it bad that i dated a guy (I was young) and he was damn near all 50, if not more?!?!? Lawd, people need to get it together....women and men-smh

BlogXilla · 8 months ago

wow!! I always said I'd date a younger girl... Maybe because my mom dated an older guy. maybe i aint shit... who knows lol

mzvirgo · 8 months ago

You forgot to add one, he doesn't respect his mother!! I dated a guy who called his own mother a "hoe" because she birthed 8 kids (he has 8 half brothers and sisters). I was like, if he doesn't respect his own mother, what makes me think he's going to respect ANY woman!?

BlogXilla · 8 months ago

Well he had a point.... if only 2 of them got the same father... then umm something ain't right with that picture right there. I mean i understand where you're coming from but just because she's his mother doesn't mean he doesn't have to tell the truth!! She might have had different dudes running in and out the house leaving the kids on him... you never know.. .I mean 8 kids? That means she failed at love like at least 7 times... what about her attracts ain't shit men?

mzvirgo · 8 months ago

I don't think he even had a relationship with his mother period, he felt that she resented him because he looked exactly like the father. WTF? However many kids she had doesn't warrant her own kid to call her out of her name.

I also have another one to add to your list, men ain't s--t because he can't wait for the baby's mother to get married to someone else so that he won't pay child support.

BlogXilla · 8 months ago

if you're mother is a hoe, you should call her out on it. If his mother resented him, should he think kindly of her just because she's his mother? Doesn't mean he doesn't love her... it's tough love... my dad ain't do shit for me.. he walked out on my mom beat my mothers ass and more but i still love him... doesn't mean i don't tell everyone my dad wasn't shit. No he was a cruel and horrible man!! A drunken bum! but he was my dad and i love him and i don't blame him for the things he did.

If my mother was no good i would call her out on it... I actually called her out for calling white people crackers and she got very upset with me but i was like she can't think that like... i refuse to accept that type of behavior from any adult specially around my kid.

ihateu · 8 months ago

hmmm ur dad sounds just like my dad...i wonder if we r step brothers lol

MiMi · 8 months ago

how do you know my ex????

*turns her head in shame*

Isis · 8 months ago

LMFAO. . .Did we date the same dude . . .lol

Breezy · 8 months ago

lol..its sad that i know a dude for every reason on that list..its bad when one dude has damn near half these traits.
You only needed one reason why men aint shit and that's because they have a penis. End of discussion (yea im bitter lol)

Isis · 8 months ago

1st LMFAO @ He’s a bigger b!tch than her pet Shitzu, named Swaglicious


Lets see my ex is # 6, 22, 23, 28, 35, 46, 47, 50. . basically ain't shit. . .lol

How about he has no respect for women but expect a man to respect the women in his family.

Or how about he will sleep with your sister, aunt, cousin & best friend but will get mad if he finds a unknown # in your phone

or how he would have his phone locked down like fort Knox but will go through yours giving a chance

Leaving the toilet seat up

Screws up in some way and calls with the sorriest least thought out excuse/story/lie ever heard

Gets caught lying and still tries to lie his way out

Breaks the rules but expect you to play strictly by them

hollers females ain't shit when he ain't himself

Mzhollywood · 8 months ago

yeah these are all good

sn0wbuNNy · 8 months ago

Gets caught lying and still tries to lie his way out


-- i never have & never will understand that! but at the same time i think its hilarious that even when they KNOW they've been caught, they still continue with the lie!

bitchiemood · 8 months ago

OMG! I LOVE THIS LIST!!! YOU HIT ON EVERYTHING THAT IRKS ME ABOUT SOME MEN!

Dizz · 8 months ago

How about ask you on a date...then "forget" thier wallet at home smh

TheLovelyMsRedz · 8 months ago

LMAO! So true. Especially if he waits till the check comes to tell you.

Dizz · 8 months ago

Man...

Kingsmomma · 8 months ago

hmm i got one,
you're good for nothing ass managed to get locked up and you collect call your child's mother (whom you cheated on constantly and never supported the child and even after all that she's willing to help pay for your lawyer) and then you hang up on her.

outofyourmind · 8 months ago

Don't you hate that BS!! My sis's man got locked up, she's stressing 'cause she didn't really have any money to bail him out. Don't you know this fool calls her cell cussing and fussing because she can't get him out. I'm like WTF kind of mess is that?! Like I told her "He's on the inside and let his ass stay there!" How the hell you gonna argue with the only person who gives a damn about what happens to you?!

Chadillac · 8 months ago

LMAO...good list

I couldnt fix a flat tire before the day after V-Day this year. I'm age 21.

Everything else on the list is pretty much the opposite of me and pretty pathetic! Shout outs to all of ya'll that stay on top like a heading!

Dizz · 8 months ago

Wow...even I can change a flat but I'm glad you could admit it LOL. A man should know how to do minor maintenance on his girl's car or have the money to pay for maintenance.

Mzhollywood · 8 months ago

ROTFLMAO. You hit right in the head with this one xilla. Esp. the one about a dude busting in you mouth when you ask him not to. That is a sure fired why not to ever get head again

Dizz · 8 months ago

I had a homegirl who told her dude to tell her when he was gonna bust so he wouldn't do it in her mouth...well he didn't and bust in her mouth. She didn't get mad instead moved back up and spit it in his mouth. LMAO

Isis · 8 months ago

ROTFLMFAO. . . . WOW. . .Bet he was mad as hell,

Dizz · 8 months ago

I'm sure he was...but I bet he never forgot to tell her again!! LOL

ihateu · 8 months ago

lmao..i need to remember this one just in case

TheLovelyMsRedz · 8 months ago

LMAO!!! This is the best!!!!

Mzhollywood · 8 months ago

now thats trill.

Princess0889 · 8 months ago

"He doesn’t read books" I have always wondered how you walk through life without reading any books. All these can be add into one name RN (Real Nigga) I mean the ignorant kind.

And the girl who takes a guy back after he cheats on her in her house is a dumb RN also.

Sexy N Sassy · 8 months ago

He has man tits
He comes over empty handed but want to eat up your food and watch ya cable and lamp on ya furniture
Does not acknowledge girlfriends kids
Always broke
Will borrow his friends jewelry,clothes,and car and be at the club stunnin like its his
When ask how many kids he has, he'll say how many he has and some possibles
WIll get set his homeboy set up
Will try to talk to his manz girl behind his back
If he get caught breaking the law will snitch on anybody to save his own ass
Will have sex with any female no matter how she carries her self or what she looks like
Will have on a fresh pair of sneaks with ragedy clothes,thinkin he fresh
Does not believe in getting a hair cut or refreshing braids or dreads
Braids so nappy look like dreads
Has a lil boy peter weeder, but will get mad at you cause he cant hang
Has discolored and sharp toe nails
Will wear the same clothes for a week and call it getting his grind on
Does not have health insurance-havent had a checkup/physical or been to the dentist since childhood
Breathe stinks
Will eat everything he hits
Cant read
Cant spell
Only has a grade school education
Criminal record longer than resume

Jamie8706 · 8 months ago

I would have to agree wit men on this way I wouldn't acknowledge another women's kids neither

Sexy N Sassy · 8 months ago

what type of nigga would not acknowledge his girls kids, so you will act as if they dont exist. Thats dead wrong. I'm not saying adopt them, I know some chicks have a tribe load of kids and I can understand how some men feel about that but I meant like one or two kids. But, a real man will recognize that a women with kids is a package deal. How would you feel if you were younger and ya raises boyfriend came over and didnt even speak or even try to get to know her kids.WOW SMH! I'm just saying, but as they say different strokes for different folks.

TheLovelyMsRedz · 8 months ago

YES!!! So true.

M.Y. · 8 months ago

just thought of another one,
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will wash his car early in the morning before washing his ass

Sexy N Sassy · 8 months ago

true true lmao

ihateu · 8 months ago

lol lol so funny but so true....in at least 35 of these reasons i see my ex..and i think i might add something like being extremely jealous even if it is a girl that checks u out and not a guy..o and the classic ''u love ur cat more than me'' ..i am so happy i am over him :-D

TheLovelyMsRedz · 8 months ago

This is really good, Xilla. I just HAVE to add some more.

- He waits until after Last Call at the club to try and holla at women so he doesn't have to buy a drink.

- He's over the age of 25 and has never once moved out his mama's house.

- He is incapable of supporting himself so he moves in with women who will support him. Then he calls himself a "pimp" (I just call him "homeless").

- He has EVER, for any reason, appeared on Maury.

- He thinks the word "woman" and "bitch" are interchangeable.

- His nails are dirty.

- His idea of a proper first date is coming over to your house with a bottle of liquor and a blunt.

- He spends $100 on a bag of weed but comes up short when you ask him to buy Pampers for his kid.

- His pickup line is "Ay, ay, ay shorty... c'mere so I can holla at u!"

Sexy N Sassy · 8 months ago

those are good ones too

Chinky · 8 months ago

I have one from personal experience

he uses his girlfriends house phone to call vibe line(honestly who does that?)runs the bill up 200$ and then denies it was him who did it

CavetteB · 8 months ago

So..Clearly I'm @ work and I want to bust out laughing but I can't...I thought the woman's one was hilarious but the one for the fella's is on point...When I got to " He won't lay in the wet spot" I just shook my head...and then I smiled...My baby will gladly lay in the wet spot..because he loves me..LMAO!!!

Anywho...Great Post and even though I'm a straight female my advice to the young men in my life has always been " Women are trifling, they ain't shit" and I say this because it's the truth...

SW1 · 8 months ago

1. He takes another lady to your house when your away and tells her it's his place.
2. He does the deed in your home, leaves the evidence (baby oil, cheap ass mother*ucker) and lets her shower there too. Wait for it!!!!! Knowing her hair is different to yours (she is white and he leaves her hair in bath tub)
3.Tells his friends he has a great new job that pays well and your the one clothing him (broke ass *ish)
4. You go shopping and take him with you and he starts to throw a tantrum in the shop when you won't buy him anything.
5. He lets his no.2 wear the chain you gave him.

bakerboi · 8 months ago

Some cold, but true shit. damn we have got to do better. ALL OF US

B says · 8 months ago

I wanna know if the ladies think a man is less than a man if he cant perform manly duties such as changing tires, cutting grass, opening a jar of pickles, etc........

ChucksFavorite · 8 months ago

LOL....couldn't agree more!

Allie · 8 months ago

LOL @ his nuts stink and he still wants head.

mzvirgo · 8 months ago

Is there still room for more?

When a man thinks that Chinese takeout and DVD's movies at his house as a first date is cool.

When the first question is, "can you cook?" upon meeting a woman, followed by, "can you cook for me?"

He's REALLY not sh-t if he wants you to lick his azzhole. Just saying.

Dizz · 8 months ago

What is up with dudes asking you to thier house for the first date...what's that about? My friend always tells them 'I don't date from the living room'

Sexy N Sassy · 8 months ago

Mz virgo I agree, my duaghter's a virgo too! But N-E way, I hate when they ask can you cook. I be like why if I can who said you will ever get a plate. Nigga I aint Martha Stewart , and where ya mamma at. You better tell her to cook for you. They kill me wanting someone to cook for them, but dont bother to even think about offering any groceries. I dont buy food to feed random people! HOLLA

mixedbreed · 8 months ago

my first time commenting.......feeling this post.....ive been thru amost all of them....how about these....he wants you 2 suck his d**k but dont eat coochie...huh??.knock it off!!
he doesnt kiss
hes not into any type of foreplay..kissing, licking, sucking, just wants 2 stick his d**k in after u suck it...wtf??
gets mad when u aint sucking but neither is he....how u figure??
dont take u out just wanna chill at his crib on the late night
doesnt deal with his child because his baby mama wont screw him...so sad

i can go on for days....lol

happy he aint mine · 8 months ago

i have an ex who has been eating me out since 97. after i broke up with my last boy, he said my puss too grown and intmidating, which is supposedly the reason why his peen dont get hard. smh cuz he will suck the piss out my puss and stick his tongue in my ass as far as he can, but cant get hard. he just stares at it complimenting how fat it is and how he loves how my juice soaks thru my panties, then nothing! he just wants to eat clit to booty. he gives the best head, but ummmmmm.....fuck it i guess.(no pun intended. i think. lol)