DISQUS

Xanadu Xero · 4 months ago

Ah, the timeless classic 'How Can I Make Him Stop Doing That Without Laughing?'

BlogXilla · 4 months ago

LMAO!! wow now I wonder how dope I actually am in bed after reading all these comments... lol so how do you do it?

KiKiWest · 4 months ago

I love my husband to death, but I cannot tell a lie, I'm usually thinking I wish he lay his big ass down and let me do my thing (he's 350 pounds and heavy as hell) I'd rather be on top anyday LOL

BlogXilla · 4 months ago

How does he get on top of you without crushing you? The pressure must be almost unbearable. Like seal sex! No shots.

smiley · 4 months ago

The last time I thought to myself, " I wonder how cute and in my dainty voice I can tell him to just cum already w/o hurting his feelings". During the same episode I thought that the weather might be great that day and that I might take a run. Basically I never had another episode with him again. Is there a cute way to tell a man to just cum already or does it always sound bad no matter how you say it?

DaRuler · 4 months ago

it depends if he's done his job or not. if it's one of those after clubs nights where he goin' ham hour after hour 'til legs are shaking i figure you can tell a dude then... "you ain't done yet?" lol...

BlogXilla · 4 months ago

you know sometime these women just can't make a guy cum... it might be them. lol

BlogXilla · 4 months ago

yeah it does... you might wanna try telling him he wore you out and you can't hang no more or say cum for me daddy... something like that just a thought.

404 · 4 months ago

I think I'd be cool with that. Long as he doesn't call me her name.

Sometimes I think about nothing, sometimes I do think about other men. But not celebrity guys just other dudes that I might be dating.

And sometimes I think that I hope I'm not ridin him too rough and smashin his balls.

lmao


Jus sayin.......

BlogXilla · 4 months ago

omg that's the worst... gtting my balls bust from a chick riding me it's insane! lol

N3SSBABY19 · 4 months ago

WEN I'M DOIN THE DIRTY
I THINK ABOUT DA CONDOM BREAKING AT ALL TIMES
ITS NOT ON MY MIND TOO MUCH THAT I AINT CONCENTRATING ON DA SEX
BUT ITS ON THERE ENOUGH TO HAVE MY AZZ WORRIED
I'M NOT TRYING TO HAVE ANY CHILDREN RITE NOW
AND I ALSO BE THINKIN BOUT HOW MUCH MONEY I'M GONNA ASK HIS AZZ FOR AFTA HE FINISH NUTTING
MY MAN SAY THAT SHIT GET HIM MADD CUZ I DON'T ASK HIM BEFOREHAND WEN HE IS ABLE TO GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER
I WAIT TILL HE GOOD AND A LIL FUCKED UP AND LITE HEADED TO ASK FOR 250 LMAO
PLEASE TELL ME I ANIT DA ONLY FEMALE WHO DOES THIS

DaRuler · 4 months ago

that's called takin' advantage lol!

N3SSBABY19 · 4 months ago

NOPE
IM NOT TAKIN ADVANTAGE OF HIM...JUS THA SITUATION AND HIS CURRENT CONDITION AT THA TIME.
AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO CALL IT REIMBURSEMENT(GO TO THA SPA FOR A MASSAGE CUZ MOST LIKELY MY BODY GONNA BE SORE, OR A VISIT TO THA HAIR STYLIST)
LOL
FOR A JOB WELL DONE

BlogXilla · 4 months ago

I would feel away if a shorty asked me for money after i smashed. but thats the best time to hit him up for it... like during the act! lol

bossy69 · 4 months ago

gnr off dat shit...yea i agree witcha 100% ma

AGK · 4 months ago

LOL, i'm usually too busy admiring the view of him puttin in work.
I ENJOY that shit, real talk.
I like watching everything, from the move of his waist 2the movement of his shoulder muscles, it turns me on big time.
Or thinkin bout the moment when he'll start biting his lip while i'm on top, meaning he luuuuvs it. Hehe
But @other times, with other dudes, when the sex wasnt good, i just thought "CAN WE JUST GET IT OVER WITH???" or "What the fuck was i thinkin??" LOL
U know u got ur mind set by the time the 1st 15mins are over... Either "Alright, i can get with this" or "I aint never giving u any in my LIFE again" Lmao

BlogXilla · 4 months ago

Damn word? lol It's so disappointing diving into wack cooch! I can only image what y'all women go through because a man has such a delicate ego... smh that's a whole other blog topic.

DaRuler · 4 months ago

i tend to to think about how a womans' body looks so sexy or how her moaning is turning me on, but thats usually when i'm on that liquid viagra and can't get it off. i think about another motherfucker when the female is usually a buss down or when the sex isn't all that great and i'm ready to go. the condom breaking is something i dont usually think about though because i think both women/men know when the condom break cause the sensation is much better and she becomes even wetter. it's whether you choose to pump ur breaks afterwards or not...that's my two cents...

BlogXilla · 4 months ago

LMAO yep we know when that shit break... i try to get a few raw pumps in... but them i'm like f*(k for a quick second... and then i go well it's too late now! keep going!

DaRuler · 4 months ago

lol... you already know!

DaRuler · 4 months ago

i've also found myself looking up at the ceiling tryin' to hold it in lol...

Quick · 4 months ago

...yeah i've def. thought about another girl while getting it in with the former misses; its just one of those things i'd rather not know though...i'd feel some kind of way about her associating my good d!ck to some other dude=FAIL.

BlogXilla · 4 months ago

yeah same here... a celeb though it might just mean you're her star... i had to think about other chicks other scenarios a lot of other things to keep it up during sex with this one chick. lol It became too much work.

hazysin · 4 months ago

its in the HANDBOOK gurl. You are just your pussy card properly. If you ask before its prostitution and if he say no after you fuck his brains loose, its a reason to withhold sex!

N3SSBABY19 · 4 months ago

LOL...I TOTALLY AGREE
IM SAYIN IF I HAD UR TOES CURLING AND U SAYIN IM THA BEST
AND U NUT ABOUT 3 TIMES
I THINK IT IS OKAY IF I ASK FOR SOME MONEY TO GET MY HAIR DONE AFTA YOU DONE SWEATED IT OUT
OR GET SOME NEW SHEETS
WATEVA...ITS BASICALLY REIMBURSEMENT FOR A JON WELL DONE ON MY PART
AND I LOVE THIS POST BLOGXILLA BABY

BlogXilla · 4 months ago

Thanks N3ssbaby I mean yo!! Money is money if you can't break a chick off after she let you inside of her you shouldn't be inside of her. Thats my motto. I mean hey.

N3SSBABY19 · 4 months ago

YOU KNOW THA CRAZY THING
I THOUGHT UR AZZ (BLOGXILLABABY) WASN'T GONNA AGREE WITH ME....
LOL
BUT I THINK ITS ONLY RIGHT AFTA U DONE ...WELL YOU KNOW

ReppingBeantown · 4 months ago

Great post Xilla! I personally would include the hygiene factor in there. (Under arms, breath and etc..)

BlogXilla · 4 months ago

OMG that ruins everything. I know i sit there and be like damn... she smells bad and I think to myself and try to measure the level of the funk but i can't do it if she stinks i will not get up for that. I take the blame act like it's all on me and never call the chick again. I don't mind looking bad to a smelly chick.

alot2say · 4 months ago

& its smelly girl stories like that that made me more comfortable with my body..comfortable enough to focus on the task at hand.I use to think about small things about my body when i 1st "jumped off da porch" till i realized niggas appreciation for my body and plus i never had a hygiene problem...thats just disgusting,nothin but water ova here...hehe

ALMiss · 4 months ago

Alot of times I have a song in my head, and if it's REALLY good, a few verses might slip out here or there HAHA. I also like admiring the body and the way certain muscles of his flex...it can be sooo sexy!

BlogXilla · 4 months ago

I dont know how i would feel if my shorty started singing or rapping during sex... wait it has happened to me... I bust'd her ass. She started singing Mr Yeah! lol

ThoneyGsweet · 4 months ago

its rare that i enjoy sex as much as my partner and so i usually am thinking about husting, i start counting how much $ i should have by the end of the week, or what i could do to get more do'. i also think about the kids[my neice or nephew] wondering if they're str8 or if my sis and the bd are wilding out... the shopping thing too. like "yo i need some mo' paper towels, or i should buy some lunch tickets for the comm center before i go home,.....
my mind be EVERYWHERE BUT on the task at hand. dang shame!

DaRuler · 4 months ago

it's either because the dude you with ain't gettin' it done or because you think waaaaaaaaayyyy too much during sex. lol!

alot2say · 4 months ago

I'm somethin like that, mind be everywhere....and thats where alcohol comes in...it keeps me kinda focused until reality sets in:)

lord7131 · 4 months ago

i think about her friend who wanted to be down, but she didn't want to share on a weekday. we save three.somes for the weekend, they are exhausting. usually i think about whats going to happen next like is she going to catch it in her mouth or let me release on her back.

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Fabolust40 · 4 months ago

ALLS I NEED IS FOR HIS DICK TO STAY HARD.... AND ILL DO THE REST. THATS ALL I BE THINKING.

bogart4017 · 4 months ago

I'm usually praying she doesnt break out in tears by the time she reaches the 4th or 5th orgasm. So disturbing...

Chocolattechip · 4 months ago

I wish he would stop licking my clit lick that. Damn do you think this is a bone or the meat. Like do you guys no how to do it right! LOL..... but it truly happens these guys really think they are putting in work when they are not.

Name · 4 months ago

damn reading this post make me wanna call somebody lol

hissweetestdream · 4 months ago

I usually focus on the situaion at hand. Visulazing my coochie muscles clinching the dick, looking for signs from him to ensure that I am getting it done. Sometimes when he starts to gather them few beads of sweat I start to wonder if I should give him a rest and take over, but then again I don't want him to get the wrong idea and think that I just wasn't enjoying what he was doing, which gets me off track and make me loose my focus, which evenutally leads to more head for me to get my levels back up.