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BlogXilla For Sexual Intellectuals: 3 Great Ways Deal With Cock Blockers

  • PUSSYCATFUN · 11 months ago
    I DEAL WITH "COCK BLOCKERS"....BY SIMPLY TELLING THEM TO STEP THE FUCK OFF!
  • BeeBoogie · 11 months ago
    I needed this the other week when my cousin just wouldnt go away when I was tryna chill with my baby. All I could do is give her that "you know you betta get the hell on look" and she was out. Maybe I couldve at least did number 1 so she wouldnt felt so bad....oh well.
  • Lady Jei · 11 months ago
    "you know you betta get the hell on look"

    Why did I see Madea's face when you said that..ROTFLMAO!!!!!
  • BlogXilla · 11 months ago
    lol She should have picked up on the hint! Who really wants to be a cock blocker?
  • SugarTits · 11 months ago
    I have been cock blocked. Don't think I've ever been the blocker. And usually I do the then and there. Not tryna be rude but hell, he/she is being rude by being all up in the bidnezz.

    I'm sayin. If you are in neutral territory and everybody is cool, that's one thing. But if you clearly see that two people are tryna link up for whatever reason...."back back"

    hee hee
    =o)
  • BlogXilla · 11 months ago
    but CB's don't do that they just go hard and stop you from getting it popping! It's a terrble thing! lol
  • Deeny · 11 months ago
    For the fellas, it's all about preventive maintenance. If see a female u wanna holla at and she's with one or more females, the best thing to do is acknowledge them all. Something simple like "hey ladies, i hope you are having a good time". Then turn to the one u want and say hello, and proceed with whatever game u choose to spit. i suggest just sayin something like, wow, i think ur very attractive. I don't wanna be rude cause I see u here with ur friends, but hopefully I can get a chance to talk to later on. that will make the otherchicks impressed by ur non- thirstyness and will give the girl ur interested in a reason to talk to u without worryin about what her homegirls think.
  • Lady Jei · 11 months ago
    PREACH!!!!!!!!
  • Deeny · 11 months ago
    I see I have a WTINESS! lol
  • Mo · 11 months ago
    This is the truth! A gentleman, or atleast someone that knows how to seem like one, may get an easy pass!
  • HeadMistress · 11 months ago
    Curse them the f*ck out PERIOD!!!

    People know when they're blockin, they deserve no courtesy and those who are too stupid to know they're blockin need to learn...FAST...some lessons are best learned the hard way!
  • Sexy N Sassy · 11 months ago
    I like # 3, it seems that it would teach them a lesson, and make them think twice about doing it again.
  • napps126 · 11 months ago
    Just in case ya didnt know, Kids and babies cock block too...how do u deal with them
    Just a general question

    HAHA Blogxilla! You forgot about that one lol
  • Xan · 10 months ago
    hell yeah...

    LMAO!!!!!!!!

    i hear putting them in the trunk of your car is illegal, but it totally works. see, that's why I don't have kids...lol...nah, I wouldn't do that (but I shollllllllle have thought about it) but a good quick backhanded slap to the face usually gets the message across to humans of all ages. example:

    XAN: [SLAP!!!] "get the fuck on somewhere. i. am. busy."

    phrases like "don't make me [blank]" and "if you don't vanish right NOW i shall [blank]" typically work well also in conjuction with aforemention backhand-slap-to-the-face.

    Great for kids and adults of all ages!