DISQUS

BlogXilla For Sexual Intellectuals: 32 Things You Should Never Say To A Project Chick

  • Ksassy · 6 months ago
    Here a couple you left out:
    Why does the hallway smell like pee?
    Who's watching these babies?
    Why is there a shopping cart,just sitting there?
    Why is she walking around in nightclothes and her baby in just a pamper?
    Does she not ever wear a scarf on her head?
    She actually left her toddler in the house by his/her self?
    Do they sell 40 ounce bottles of beer and blunts/cigarettes in their home?
    Why do they have a stick in the window?
    Why is someone's sofa in the court yard?
    Do they always argue when they shot dice in the crap?
    Will someone rob me?
    Will I get cut with a razor by the project girls?
    Why do they have bed sheets/newspaper in their windows?
    Why does the dog look sick and scared?
  • BlogXilla · 6 months ago
    LMAO!! Greatness!! I want mor!
  • HeadMistress · 6 months ago
    ROFLMAO @ the shopping cart and the couch in the court yard
  • Oohkeekee · 6 months ago
    I gotta few:
    U always get your shoes from the corner store???
    I didn't kno you could dry clothes in the oven???
    Why is your weave hangin in the shower???
    All these kids share the same room???
    All your kids got different daddies???
    Why does ur mom keep hittin on me??
    Ur mom's only 15 yrs older than u?
    Do ya'll have bottled water?
    I think the milk is expired...
  • BlogXilla · 6 months ago
    See i agree with you but it would go a little different:

    wait, you want me to put my clothes in the oven? REALLY?

    OH shit there a monkey in your bathroom! Oh that's your weave!

    ShaSalaQuisha don't mind sleeping in the room with all those kids? I know one of them pee the bed!

    You know I don't plan on being baby daddy number 5! Did you poke a hole in my condom?

    What if i dont wanna wait for your mom to get ready for the club! She's grown. Oh yeah she's only a bit older than you i forgot!

    Wait! Is this store bought bottle water or did yall just fill this up from the tap?

    The milk is expired look this is today's date!

    speaking of that I got milk i need to pour out!!! lol
  • Oohkeekee · 6 months ago
    LMAO!!! I liked how you flipped that... mad witty!
  • HeadMistress · 6 months ago
    ROFLMAOOL!!!!
  • damn · 6 months ago
    ha ha ha ha ha i should just post this on my block somewhere
  • BlogXilla · 6 months ago
    word? is it that bad? lol
  • MZVirgo · 6 months ago
    Sad but true......
  • shaylawriter · 6 months ago
    "Doesn’t keeping all that food in your purse make it stink?"

    I have a donut in my purse right now, lol! :)

    **hides face in shame**
  • Blacksand · 6 months ago
    LMAO!!!! MY STOMACH HURTS, STOP IT, STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • kingsmomma · 6 months ago
    Hilarious

    off this one alone
    "You could just pay your cable bill instead of putting it in your daughters name"
  • ALMiss · 6 months ago
    Hilarious!! I witness most this stuff at least twice a week and all of it was on point! I once witnessed a chick with hair that looked like cheese puffs (no lie!!)...almost died!
  • BlogXilla · 6 months ago
    Chess puff colored hair? WORD!
  • EbonyLolita · 6 months ago
    Oooooohhhhhhh Weeeeeeeee Imma pee on myself from laughing. But, I don't wanna smell like the project's Hallway/Staircase/Elevator or Lil ManMan's room. :O
  • Rio · 6 months ago
    That list was lame as hell and I could tell that a person who doesnt know anything about the projects wrote this, but Ksassy's list was funny as hell and those shouldve been on the list...LMAO!!!
  • BlogXilla · 6 months ago
    thanks for the click sir. I appreciate it. I grew up in the projects and I haven't been there in years! I'm proud of that actually. and for you to try to insult me by saying i'm not from the project is hilarious to me. and coming from someone begging celebs to follow them on twitter... even funnier. Thanks again for the comment.
  • Monz · 6 months ago
    Get 'em!
  • IAS · 6 months ago
    Go Xilla
  • Linda · 6 months ago
    Excuse my randomassness but who's the model in the pic? She's gorgeous..in that project chick kinda way, but still ..gorgeous lol ..
  • Linda · 6 months ago
    1st page pic**
  • nynikki · 6 months ago
    This list had me ROFL, plus Ksassy and Oohkeekee's additions. I grew up in the projects and like you, Xilla, I'm glad to be free of 'em!