But Xilla, you don't get off that easy, we would like to see the other 46 or more if any are different from what she wrote, cause as we all know there are many many more. LOL
XIlla
· 6 months ago
nah im not doing another list... she did great and calld me dumb in the process. lol so there.
Lady Jei
· 6 months ago
You HAVE to. You MUST!! LOL! Because I (like some of the women here I am sure can no longer relate to this type of boy described above).
So..........*tapping my fingers on the desk*
XIlla
· 6 months ago
nope!!! not going to do it.
HeadMistress
· 6 months ago
Reason #33 - For being a reneger!
Lady Jei
· 6 months ago
You not my friend!!!!!
XIlla
· 6 months ago
alright I'll do it for monday... you are giving me hope! lol
Lady Jei
· 6 months ago
YAY!!!!!!! I'm happy again ;)
HeadMistress
· 6 months ago
Fine...save it for the book :-D
india
· 6 months ago
BY FAT THE BEST LIST EVER MADE! I AGREE WITH THE LAST 4 THE MOST L0L
india
· 6 months ago
BY FAR* l0l
nspirin
· 6 months ago
i was expecting something a lil more...i feel like it kinda left me hangin but a good post none the less
Bogart4017
· 6 months ago
Dead spot on!!
babydoll
· 6 months ago
This was pretty damn perfect. I have nothing else to say about that lol....
candyangel23
· 6 months ago
*gets out of chair with a slow clap* LMAO she got it please get out of my head miss thang!!!! its funny cause my best friend's man got at least 20 of these down to a science!!!! BRAVO
Mahogany
· 6 months ago
YES! YES! YES! This is a GREAT list of resons especially the one about getting SHOT on MONDAY and going right back to the place/block you got shot at on TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!<-------------TRUE STORY some BOYS will never learn.SMH
Mahogany
· 6 months ago
P.S
I think there is more we can add to this list.....PART 2 coming soon?..........LOL!
G3RMANCHOCOLATE
· 6 months ago
She hit that baby on the HEAD!!
Dopedemeaner
· 6 months ago
OMG I almost spit out my juice laughing at this... This is too funny. I can think of people I know that can qualify for the majority of this list. Please have a part 2!!! Women may have stupid ways but this list beats us by a long shot.
Lady Jei
· 6 months ago
Was the person who wrote under 30 years old? I am just sayin.....
I don't even know MEN like this anymore. Can I please get a list for MEN 30 and older?
Smooches, L to the J
jmk
· 6 months ago
I hear ya on that... I was expecting something more Universal. I feel like Xilla's for women kind of touched on ALL women, this touches only the specific man. I was trying to qualify myself as dumb and from this list I don't qualify (except for agreeing with many of the reasons why women are dumber than doorknobs)... I guess thats good though.
Lady Jei
· 6 months ago
Yea, like RayRay n dem from up da block. Not Warren or Blake from the Accounting Dept.
Mahogany
· 6 months ago
LOL! I agree this is a list describing the young bucks. (such as POOKIE and TAY TAY)
Jamie8706
· 6 months ago
LOL @ you being 21 and still asking your mama for money
Oohkeekee
· 6 months ago
#33 - For Selling Dreams U Can't Cash In #34 - For Talkin Dirty During Sex When U Not Even Hittin It Good #35 - Not Knowing when a woman is faking Nice List Tho...
MZTIPPYTOEZ
· 6 months ago
SO0 COSIGNS FOR #34!! WTF?!? THEY SWEAR THEY BE LAYING THE SHIT DWN, TOO!!
Oohkeekee
· 6 months ago
They really do!!!!
...Such a waste of my vagina juice
MissTay407
· 6 months ago
I liked the post, and loved that she added my suggestion of...
•For not eating couchy when you know your small….somethings gotta give
lol.
IAS
· 6 months ago
truly hilarious & funny lol
ginger
· 6 months ago
haha
Kiwi
· 6 months ago
My boyfriend is dumb...He plays video games and is 25.
As we speak he is playing Halo Wars on Xbox live with his lame friends FML!!
quantumpeach
· 6 months ago
i think you should add anything she left out. her list is good though. i would like to add: -for still saying "collar shirts" and "hard bottoms/square toes"
LeilaCaboverdiana
· 6 months ago
- For cheating on your girl with some ho who is so fugly you would be scared to bump into her at night. - For letting your eyes wander when you're walking the streets with your girl and getting mad when she checks a guy out who ACTUALLY is fine. - For calling her friends hoes when you're friends do the same ho shit. (It's not supposed to be different just because you're a man. Men are hoes and sluts 2.) - For buying yourself Yeezy's, Air Jordan's or Air Max 90's at 300 a pop and you get mad when she buys herself some nice shoes.
There so much more but it's to early in the morning here, so my mind is not running at full force...hahahahah!
lovesknowledge
· 6 months ago
Thanks Xilla!!!!! Ok Yes.....So true about the fappers (fake rappers)....you are not lil wayne ROFLMMAO!.....And Sooooooooo true nucca wants me to be the mother of his child be he live at home WITH his mother no J-O-B and still no education and "claims" he deals but doesnt want anymore than that out of life....gettin high everyday...I mean for real DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE WITH YOUR LIVES BROTHAS!!!!! UGGGGHHHH! Ok thank you so much....had to get that off my chest!
panama
· 6 months ago
"For telling your guys all the freaky things you do w/ your girl, then introducing her to them, so they can now holla @ her low key "
I swear I clapped when I read that. She hit it right on the mark with that one!
Fancee
· 6 months ago
Don't forget accusing your woman of being jealous and you scoping the whole place to see who looking @ your woman all those jealous moves u think we don't see. Why not even bring up jealousy.
clamchowda
· 6 months ago
lmaooo..damn rite..of course the side chick wants to get married..but anyways he shud be eatin the cooch regardless!!!
mango_pie
· 6 months ago
haha good list
# believing your girl when she said she NEVER faked an orgasm cuz you that good.
MzCynik
· 6 months ago
LOL, she hit the nail on the head....very "real" and str8 forward list!
allie
· 6 months ago
I did a lot of nodding throughout that post well diddly done. lol
All Comments
But Xilla, you don't get off that easy, we would like to see the other 46 or more if any are different from what she wrote, cause as we all know there are many many more. LOL
So..........*tapping my fingers on the desk*
but a good post none the less
I think there is more we can add to this list.....PART 2 coming soon?..........LOL!
I don't even know MEN like this anymore. Can I please get a list for MEN 30 and older?
Smooches,
L to the J
(such as POOKIE and TAY TAY)
#34 - For Talkin Dirty During Sex When U Not Even Hittin It Good
#35 - Not Knowing when a woman is faking
Nice List Tho...
...Such a waste of my vagina juice
•For not eating couchy when you know your small….somethings gotta give
lol.
As we speak he is playing Halo Wars on Xbox live with his lame friends FML!!
-for still saying "collar shirts" and "hard bottoms/square toes"
- For letting your eyes wander when you're walking the streets with your girl and getting mad when she checks a guy out who ACTUALLY is fine.
- For calling her friends hoes when you're friends do the same ho shit. (It's not supposed to be different just because you're a man. Men are hoes and sluts 2.)
- For buying yourself Yeezy's, Air Jordan's or Air Max 90's at 300 a pop and you get mad when she buys herself some nice shoes.
There so much more but it's to early in the morning here, so my mind is not running at full force...hahahahah!
I swear I clapped when I read that. She hit it right on the mark with that one!
# believing your girl when she said she NEVER faked an orgasm cuz you that good.
LMFAO @ Blame it on the lease