All great points. The one with thugs and little ass dogs is kind of funny. LOL.
Black Butterfly
· 1 year ago
worst / funniest pick-up lines you've ever heard or given
where is / was your dream vacation?
Maria (@ImAVeronica)
· 1 year ago
How about -- What's your favorite vice? Tho' maybe that one's better for a second date...
Ness
· 1 year ago
Playing jokes is good.
I'll tell the guy wht I'm going to say so he's prepared for it. For example, we're at dinner and the waitress/waiter comes over to take our order. I'll let him order his meal first and then I'll order mine and when they ask, what type of drink, I'll say a diet water w/ no ice please with the most serious face ever and my date & I would continue or convo like nothing happened while the waiter trys to figure out WTH is wrong w/ me...lol.
We'll all get a good laugh and my date usually will see how cool I am.
BlogXilla
· 1 year ago
I do stuff like that all the time!! lol I be at the grocery store and i'll ask for my change in nickels!! lol
Ness
· 1 year ago
LMAO...or how about having a nasty convo knowing tht ppl can hear wht ur saying like "if my husband catches us, he's gonna kill me, but not b4 he f*cks me in the mouth one last time lmao.
BlogXilla
· 1 year ago
That's always funny I like to say the most nasty thing I can think of when i notice someone is in my convo like yeah so when i fucked you in the ass last night... or I'll even start an arguement and be like bit*ch that's why imma whip yo ass whn we get home you always doing dumb ish!!
Its cool when the female picks up on it and plays along and not get her panites in a bunch. lol
Ness
· 1 year ago
It's funny tht u say tht about starting an arguement b/c I'll play along and get into an physical altercation and make it look real w/ dude and then we can laugh at it.
Or
If we're in the car, I'll put my head in his lap while at a red light and then I'll wait until he says a truck/suv pulled next to us and I'll lift my head, lick my lips and smile at the driver in the suv lmao. (this is more so after several dates) lol
BlogXilla
· 1 year ago
i've only got head in a car once!! I got to convince chick to let me drive.
Ness
· 1 year ago
Oh...lol. I was talking about fake head lol.
Maria (@ImAVeronica)
· 1 year ago
"if my husband catches us, he's gonna kill me, but not b4 he f*cks me in the mouth one last time lmao."
zomg, lol.
Ness
· 1 year ago
See tht woud get the convo rolling and make everyone laugh...lol. Even playin a small joke on the date is fun too....lol.
BlogXilla
· 1 year ago
what kind of joke?
Ness
· 1 year ago
Tellin him u have 4 kids 3 baby daddy's and ur currently 2 months prego lol.
Some ppl may not find it funny, but to see the look on a man's face is funny as hell lol.
Napps126
· 1 year ago
How about this, Go to McDonalds and ask for a McWater lol
Napps126
· 1 year ago
LMAO!! I know a dude who is a street pharmacist heavy!!!!! then when u see his dog, it's a little white cute show dog lol!!! Awww man thats so true!
BlogXilla
· 1 year ago
you know he ain't buy that dog!! It had to be a gift!! lol
Mr_Jones
· 1 year ago
That first one is funny. I seen that in Lowes the other day. If I had my phone, I would have took a pic.
NikaLaqui
· 1 year ago
Yea, thugs with those lil dog kill me, and I'm talking bout Gangstafied chics too...lol.
Ess
· 1 year ago
You'd be surprised how much fun you could have just walking around in a book store when out with someone..
Great topic.
On dates Ive played the Question game. You can ask ANY question you want.. Only questions that could be answered with a yes or no. If person A asked a question.. Person B cant ask the same question. And no details on each answer just YES or NO! You'd be surprised what you can get out of someone on a first date with this game.,. Its fun.
Linahpooh
· 1 year ago
Ho do the people get on top of the bridges to spray paint their names? How come I never see them up there when they do it?
CaT
· 1 year ago
I havent even read this yet - I jst want to say that if your need tips on conversation starters on a date - you should not be on that date! He/She is NOT the 1 for you if casual conversation doesn't flow. Sorry!
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where is / was your dream vacation?
What's your favorite vice?
Tho' maybe that one's better for a second date...
I'll tell the guy wht I'm going to say so he's prepared for it. For example, we're at dinner and the waitress/waiter comes over to take our order. I'll let him order his meal first and then I'll order mine and when they ask, what type of drink, I'll say a diet water w/ no ice please with the most serious face ever and my date & I would continue or convo like nothing happened while the waiter trys to figure out WTH is wrong w/ me...lol.
We'll all get a good laugh and my date usually will see how cool I am.
Its cool when the female picks up on it and plays along and not get her panites in a bunch. lol
Or
If we're in the car, I'll put my head in his lap while at a red light and then I'll wait until he says a truck/suv pulled next to us and I'll lift my head, lick my lips and smile at the driver in the suv lmao. (this is more so after several dates) lol
zomg, lol.
Some ppl may not find it funny, but to see the look on a man's face is funny as hell lol.
then when u see his dog, it's a little white cute show dog lol!!!
Awww man thats so true!
Great topic.
On dates Ive played the Question game. You can ask ANY question you want.. Only questions that could be answered with a yes or no.
If person A asked a question.. Person B cant ask the same question.
And no details on each answer just YES or NO!
You'd be surprised what you can get out of someone on a first date with this game.,.
Its fun.